The Swifties are even more batshit than the freaks
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She’s always telling people to stay in their lane. She should stay in hers
The Swifties are even more batshit than the freaksI bet billionaire Swift is quaking in her boots…
Hirons can only dream of having a following as strong as the cult of Taylor Swift.
She’s always telling people to stay in their lane. She should stay in hersHer ego is monstrous , “if you know as much as me about the music industry”… do fuck off Colonel Hirons .
At least the Swifties are following somebody with talentThe Swifties are even more batshit than the freaks
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She’s always telling people to stay in their lane. She should stay in hers
Ooh she's riled. Just can't take anyone disagreeing or even having a different point of view.So ONE Taylor Swift fan apparently messaged her and this necessitated Oaf to reply at length at night with some 'zingers'
She's really not very good at this 'I don't care what anybody thinks about me' stuff is she?
Colonel HironsHer ego is monstrous , “if you know as much as me about the music industry”… do fuck off Colonel Hirons .
That’s why she gets on so well with Old Hag Welch.Ooh she's riled. Just can't take anyone disagreeing or even having a different point of view.
To the Swifties: FINISH HER!The Swifties are even more batshit than the freaks
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She’s always telling people to stay in their lane. She should stay in hers
That’s just rubbish, the podcast description makes it clear it’s meant to focus mainly on beauty and skincare…Caroline has mentioned that the podcast is general and not really about skincare. She said i think in one of her lives that shes filmed all the guests for series 1 of the podcast (not sure how many episodes) wonder who will be her next guess although i thibk its pretty easy to guess....more z listers
She's one of those people who dances pretending it's so 'ironic' but actually thinks she's amazingShe really thinks she’s so fucking cool dancing in her room with that idiot in her pink trousers. She’s a major embarrassment. No wonder her kids are mega docks with her as a parent.
…..from A listers to sought after industry experts……That’s just rubbish, the podcast description makes it clear it’s meant to focus mainly on beauty and skincare…
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No no, those are the A listers!…..from A listers to sought after industry experts……
Really? which “sought after industry expert” is hag Denise Welsh, Fleur East, Fleurs sister and Stacy Solomon from?
Been laying in my bed waiting to hear from those sought after industry experts. Well if that’s been in the Hirons black book waiting to jump out, can’t wait for the next ones.
Well she has got a book to sell so…..Do we think Ruth Crilly will be a guest?
Oh good guess. How will they manage to skirt around the Somerset mansion?Do we think Ruth Crilly will be a guest?
Do we think Ruth Crilly will be a guest?
Why does she try to make her incredibly unattractive family “happen” and why do her husband and sons model themselves on d’Artagnan?
She said that she was complimented on her singing at ABBA and she was all "oh, I know, i know, I used to be a backing singer!" (wut? For who? Jim? Good fucking grief). She probably thinks she's doing the other guests a favour, a chance to escape their humdrum lives with the All Singing! All Dancing! Hirons On Tour!!!! for free from the comfort of their rooms.She's one of those people who dances pretending it's so 'ironic' but actually thinks she's amazing
ETA she said in comments she always takes a speaker to hotel rooms. How fucking annoying and inconsiderate for other guests.
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