Caroline Hirons #29 Not an influencer? What a load of (overpriced) flannel!

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Didn’t CH’s mate Theresa Tarmy (not sure of spelling) bring out a microneedling kit? I’m sure CH had a whole video on her channel introducing it (and presumably endorsing it)?
 
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This side-by-side graphic in the MoS made me chuckle -
Lisa Eldridge: I buy good quality make up brushes and look after them so they last a long time
Hirons: I like to shove hand cream up my honker

 
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Didn’t CH’s mate Theresa Tarmy (not sure of spelling) bring out a microneedling kit? I’m sure CH had a whole video on her channel introducing it (and presumably endorsing it)?
Good memory , you’re right on the money !
 
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It's things like like this why they hate their 'trolls', who remind them of inconvenient truths.
All the 'I would never xyz' then they do exactly that hoping nobody will remember.
Unfortunately for her, I have a memory like an elephant and I hold a grudge.
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She’ll ride this microneedling thing for all it’s worth. Anything to get one over on Trinny.

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Yet a few years ago, she advocated for the freaks acid'ing their foreheads to fuck, which resulted in flakey forehead "oh fuck my forehead is melting" posts for weeks
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Yes because didn't she stick her oar in when Kim cattrel wouldn't do the TV show? I'm sure she said and posted a lot of stuff about it.
 
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Hey all! Have you signed up for the wait list? If you buy a kit you get a card signed by hirons herself!! See she really does care about the people.
 
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Omg, I’m daft then. I honestly thought SJP was like model tall I’ve never seen Sex and the City but she always seemed to be all legs in clips. Looking back though, she did seem small in Hocus Pocus

I’d love to see a full body scan of CH. She’s a freak of nature!
 
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Does anyone have some good guesses about what’s actually in this upcoming kit?

9 ‘products’ for £155? Seems a bit too good to be true based on size and price of previous kits?

here’s some of my guesses so far, any advances?
The Curel mist is inexpensive and frequently on either a BOGOF or 3 for 2 deal. I reckon there must be a least a couple of her own products in there for the price - overpriced flannel for a start I will be interested to see what's in there but I'm not in the market for sending grabby granny any of my hard-earned cash.
 
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I can’t wait for the lives where some freaks will mention the kit price in the current climate and she’ll come out with “it’s only expensive if you think it is” whilst she’s got the car waiting to take her back to the Georgian Mansion.
 
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One of the items I am 99.9% sure is the Dieux eye masks. Its the tin on the top right of the photo. I think they retail for around £20.
 
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One of the items I am 99.9% sure is the Dieux eye masks. Its the tin on the top right of the photo. I think they retail for around £20.
Right I’ve added that in too. But so far it’s seeming like a mish mash of shite that you couldn’t actually create a decent routine out of and all relatively inexpensive items that the kit isn’t really providing great enough bang for buck for
 
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Her insta stories are nothing short of vile. Reposting a stupid tiktok with BabyGurl is cringeworthy (seriously..those tooth jewels are ). Then proceeding to shout at someone for asking a simple question re the hand signed cards.

Oh..and lest we forget - SHE'S SICK AGAIN!

I really hope this kit is an overpriced, mistimed, disappointing disaster. Her ego has it coming.
 
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Hey all! Have you signed up for the wait list? If you buy a kit you get a card signed by hirons herself!! See she really does care about the people.
Anyone else think she’s getting concerned they won’t sell and is hoping the die hard Freaks will now buy one so that they can add her signed card to their altars?!

She is greedy and releasing kits too often.
 
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The shouting at customers for asking a simple question is just so fucking rude, who paid for your mansion?? Yes, your followers!! how hard is it for her to be nice to people??! And no one wants to see your cringe TikTok’s with your chav daughter
 
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Anyone else think she’s getting concerned they won’t sell and is hoping the die hard Freaks will now buy one so that they can add her signed card to their altars?!

She is greedy and releasing kits too often.
Would be interesting to see if the signed cards will end up on the Buy & Sell group next week!
 
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