Caroline Hirons #28 Four Chambers? More like Four Parasites to her Bank Account!

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Why? Why does anyone feel the need? 😐
I despise posts like these on any group that I’m a member of, great if you can afford it and want it but no thought to anyone that might like it but can’t afford it. Nothing like rubbing their face in it.
 
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The sunburn on the face is ridiculous. The whole story seemed full of half truths and lies. I had so much sunscreen on fell asleep for 10 minutes and now I have a nasty burn that is swollen! That is not a 10 minute burn and having so much sunscreen on and missing the window to reapply. She had a lot of champagne and probably wanted a tan. She must have been so drunk to be at a pharmacy and not get some cream. The whole thing does not make sense. It’s embarrassing that she expects us to believe that totally made up story..
 
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Just saw this on an Insta post and JFC it’s savage but thought you guys might have little giggle at Maureen’s zero f’s.

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I know we love our children unconditionally but JFC. caroline acts like she is in the bloody sopranos
Her daughter goes about looking like a lady of the night, the pictures are playboy spread stuff that she has posted over the years. She was far too young for some of the poses and clothes (lack of) that she paraded about in. To hear Caroline her daughter is some Royal Virgin Princess that every man in the land wants, she isn’t that more special than the thousands of others like her!
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Damn! I’d love to have seen her sunburn yarn, how pathetic with all her knowledge she lets that happen! You know the sarcastic response anyone would get from her for making the same mistake! If I lay in the sun it’s under an umbrella so I can’t get burnt, a hat would have been better than nothing. I don’t buy any of it, if she had no skincare, the staff would have went and got it for her, in those hotels they would have overnighted it from London if needs be!! Honestly!!!
 
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The sunburn on the face is ridiculous. The whole story seemed full of half truths and lies. I had so much sunscreen on fell asleep for 10 minutes and now I have a nasty burn that is swollen! That is not a 10 minute burn and having so much sunscreen on and missing the window to reapply. She had a lot of champagne and probably wanted a tan. She must have been so drunk to be at a pharmacy and not get some cream. The whole thing does not make sense. It’s embarrassing that she expects us to believe that totally made up story..
Excuse you, she's naturally "brown as a nut"!!!!! She's Cherokee, dont you know! ;)
Yep. Complete bullshit.

I'm sure some of the products must be nearing expiration or something- I'm sure ive seen the Sunday Riley and Zelens plus a couple of the others in various Autumn GWP / seasonal goodie bags in promos and things these past few weeks. Wonder if things are being (repackaged in the case of Zelens and) offloaded on the kind of sly?
 
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But how are we ignoring the real elephant in the room? She went to Italy! This woman bitched and moaned all summer about how she was not going on holiday, too busy, no time, why is everyone gone to Italy? Where did she turn up like an eggy fart? Italy!
 
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Do we think she’s got surplus stock of her retinoids, hence the inclusion of both in the kits?
She's probably got far too many manufactured due to being completely delusional over her influence in the industry.

I'm sure she said when she released her line, that none of her products would be in the kit. Another thing she will claim she's never said
 
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I might mention the burn on the top of the forehead if she was wearing a hat wouldn’t that cover that exact spot? Like wtf did she actually do there? It’s quite the thing that she goes on and on about sunscreen and then comes back swollen and burnt to hell. The story doesn’t make sense. Then not bringing skincare when she has a whole back wall of stuff to bring. She never gets a vacation so she must not know what to do on a said vacation.
 
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I might mention the burn on the top of the forehead if she was wearing a hat wouldn’t that cover that exact spot? Like wtf did she actually do there? It’s quite the thing that she goes on and on about sunscreen and then comes back swollen and burnt to hell. The story doesn’t make sense. Then not bringing skincare when she has a whole back wall of stuff to bring. She never gets a vacation so she must not know what to do on a said vacation.
I think she just wanted a tan but won't ever admit that to her sycophant fans.
 
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Do we think she’s got surplus stock of her retinoids, hence the inclusion of both in the kits?
almost definitely. she wouldn't be putting them in there if she was able to sell them at full price. I'd also be cautious of the expiry.
 
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I think she wanted a tan too. All sounded like bs. Drake follows Ava but supergran doesn't like him.
 
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Don't be silly she has Christmas to pay for and no doubt the Somerset Hillbillies wedding depleted the bank balance somewhat… 😜

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The sunburn on the face is ridiculous. The whole story seemed full of half truths and lies. I had so much sunscreen on fell asleep for 10 minutes and now I have a nasty burn that is swollen! That is not a 10 minute burn and having so much sunscreen on and missing the window to reapply. She had a lot of champagne and probably wanted a tan. She must have been so drunk to be at a pharmacy and not get some cream. The whole thing does not make sense. It’s embarrassing that she expects us to believe that totally made up story..
I remember years ago when I was first following her bs that she had a holiday some where and badly burnt her forehead. She didn't mention it but when she got back from her hols (super tanned) her forehead was peeling and you could see it in her youtube videos. It was the around the time she said she was part native American I think iirc. Does anyone else remember this? So I imagine she's just tanned in the same way but nowadays she has to deflect as she peddles spf etc too
 
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Do we think she’s got surplus stock of her retinoids, hence the inclusion of both in the kits?
I wonder if it’s more about finding things to put in her kits as well now. And yes I do wonder if she’ll have to shift some stock or keep up the excitement of those retanoids
 
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Yea she says the sun hits her and she tans. Looks like a burn to me . I really don’t care she burned/tanned …it’s her face , it’s just the hypocritical tit that really bothers me. Then to make up some weird story about putting on a bunch of sunscreen and a hat. She’s just making her followers deathly afraid of the sun.

the drake thing is laughable. Didn’t he have a baby with a porn star? I see his values are high when picking a lay.
 
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Only just looked at the kit. Completely underwhelming. There's literally nothing in there that makes me think "ooh, I'd like to try that". I think it's time she gave up with them now. During lockdowns when people weren't spending money going out, on holidays or (probably) buying so many clothes, I can understand their attraction. Especially for those lucky enough (not me) to be getting 80% of their wages paid, for staying at home. Now though? With the cost of everything through the roof? I reckon far fewer people will think £160 - whatever the face value of the products - is a sensible spend.
 
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Yea she says the sun hits her and she tans. Looks like a burn to me . I really don’t care she burned/tanned …it’s her face , it’s just the hypocritical tit that really bothers me. Then to make up some weird story about putting on a bunch of sunscreen and a hat. She’s just making her followers deathly afraid of the sun.

the drake thing is laughable. Didn’t he have a baby with a porn star? I see his values are high when picking a lay.
36 year old bloke following the account of a 21 year old girls arse. Creepy.
 
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