Carlz ‘Diet’ Soda

[KrittyKat]

“Replace resentment with gratitude” preaches the woman who can and does regularly fly off the handle into a 10 minute rant about random minutia. The same chick who less than 24 hrs ago was melting down over airport security like a petulant toddler. Her cognitive dissonance is next level. Also, I’m not in the least bit surprised that Jordan Peterson answered the door to his hotel room to a female professional acquaintance in his bathrobe. And she thinks that’s charming. She is so troubled.

Completely off topic, but @EveryDaysASoulDay - is there a specific app or program that you use to compress videos to a size that tattle can handle? I’m yet to nail it!

 

[leeeeleeee]

Dyslexia??

That’s a new one.

one functioning lung and dyslexia.
Who would a thought it.

Yes I call bullshit on this one. She cannot bear to be caught out in any way, shape or form and will make up whatever she needs to to avoid it.

 

[leeeeleeee]

Soooo - I get that my experience of living in Melbourne was over a decade ago, but cross city traffic there (was) is horrendous!! I lived in a suburb adjoining where she lives, and worked in Fitzroy. If I left for work before 7:15 am, it was a 40min drive; anyone between 7:15 and 9 was 90mins.

And I always gave myself 2 hours to get to the airport because if traffic got backed up on the bolte bridge, you’d be fucked!!

I live in Melbs and literally punched that in at 4.45 on a Friday arvo. She was talking about going at around lunchtime from her rant, and said it was going to be 90 mins each way before she even left, so can’t have been an accident or anything. She’s full of shit.

 

[raspberrypancake]

“People are being murdered!!!! I don’t care if they’re Muslim, or if they’re Jew…”

In the words of Annie Edison: I’d say the whole word next time…

 

[amiallowedhere]

There was crowdfunding for a book many years ago.
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Defy Convention. by Carly Söderström

Defy Convention is a collection of stories, filled with lessons in empathy. Together we will face the darkness of mental health and in it, learn the power of empathy.

publishizer.com

Did the people ever receive a book?

No book I did email the site she did it through awhile back actually when I remembered about it. No response.
Asked her once in a q&a. No response.

 

[fakeymcfake]

Are weird creepy beastiality vibes a turn on for you Carlz?

 

[leeeeleeee]

Glad we got to see the full list of symptoms though

 

[leaky_beaky]

Ahh ok. My bad.
Yes they did a workshop together at the midtown studio, I’m sure?
I just scrolled through Mel’s insta. Her and Carl were going to open this… together. But nothing more on it. And nothing I can see about Mel on Carlz feed now. she’s terrible. Name one friend she has kept for 12+ months View attachment 2695412

Is mellie are bizzare as carlz

 

[KrittyKat]

OMG really? Hilarious. The way she was talking Was like they called her in the middle of the night to tell her only she could pull this off. Get down there immediately or we won’t even bother with the event

That studio she’s paid for (presumably) looks pretty amazing. What’s the story there?

no idea re:studio but, agreed, it looks phenomenal. Not sure if her new bestie, Sally is involved, and , if so , in what capacity but Sally, if you are reading here ….. run; run away; this will not end well for you …..

 

[leeeeleeee]

Carlz is definitely the queen of talking herself up … she is just a contributor to Getty images - which is essentially just a marketplace to sell your images. You apply to them, they approve you and then you put up your photos and hope that someone buys them.

They don’t send contributors on assignments - but now that she’s a Getty Contributor she can go to events using her “Getty Contributer” credentials - claim any associated costs as a tax deduction (suspect credentials will just get you to an area where you can take photos but not necessarily free tickets); you take your photos, edit them and then load them to Getty images for others to purchase.

I suspect that the up coming travel that Carlz has organised is not, in fact, a client paid for gig. I think that she is paying for it herself, and planning to try to sell images on Getty this claiming “a client sent her there”

I mean - it’s so unlike Carlz to embellish/stretch the truth ….
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Also - remember she announced a few months ago that her friend Mel (ex GM of Balgownie Estate, now at Sebel Ringwood) was acting as her agent? And recently she said that she had signed with an agency?

looks like another friend that Carlz has burned as neither are following one another anymore…

OMG really? Hilarious. The way she was talking Was like they called her in the middle of the night to tell her only she could pull this off. Get down there immediately or we won’t even bother with the event

That studio she’s paid for (presumably) looks pretty amazing. What’s the story there?

 

[Pindawg]

Didn't she give everyone a lecture this morning about being the same person online as you are in real life? Like...don't say something to someone online if that's not the persona you would portray in the real world?

Then goes private.

Just be a photographer Carly. It’s what (you think) you’re best at. Stick to that.

 

[amiallowedhere]

Im sure she said she was dropping these crazy rants. Can’t help herself. Nut job.

She definitely did say it. 🥱

 

[leeeeleeee]

OH IS THAT RIGHT

 

[leeeeleeee]

If she is shooting him, and being paid to (back stage and all) then I will give her massive props (despite still thinking she’s a knucklehead). I shall wait and watch with interest!

 

[leeeeleeee]

What is Atelier, the Paris end of Marketing ? They have nothing on their Instagram.

 

[leeeeleeee]

The link above to her crowdfunding book

Oh wow! Somehow I missed that.

 

[aussieanonforlyf]

Gosh being sick has made her more delightful than ever. Being sick is awful and I wouldn’t wish pneumonia on anyone. But describing Covid as ‘a common cold’ is beyond belief. Oh and describing the nurses (and presumably doctors) as a bunch of c***ts. IMAGINE having to look after her. The horror.

 

[fakeymcfake]

Not sure, but also if I’d paid all that money for veneers, I’d be expecting my front teeth to be at least in line with each other.

And golly gosh for someone so healthy, she sure is sick a lot.

She has veneers?! Her teeth are terrible!

 

[delicioustrifle]

Her music choices are as middle of the road as she is. It’s so funny how she thinks she’s special

 

[aussieanonforlyf]

Wait… but you only gave me A).
Where’s B)?

And there hasn’t actually been a single example of it happening in melbourne. So let’s spit and hiss at the concept of a tiny fringe group who are targeting giant American SUVs - WHEN IT IS NOT ACTUALLY HAPPENING. Of all the things to manufacture outrage against, I’m not sure big environmentally unfriendly cars is an obvious target. Which I say as the owner of a not environmental friendly car myself.

Or maybe climate change is not a thing for Carlz. I mean, compared to the threat of COMMUNISM say? Or maybe it is, but it doesn’t stack up to HER OWN RIGHTS. Becos LIBERTARIAN. Which for Carlz apparently means my rights trump everyone.