Carebare85 #15 Burnt kids, Corn row hair, Fishy Flaps, it's Rasta bear oh XYZ

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I think I might use Johnny Depps description of Amber for my description of Rastabare now:

low-level, dime-a-dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market
New thread title right there
 
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🎶My flaps don't jiggle, jiggle, they fold
You can all see them wiggle, wiggle, for sure
Getting gifts makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding on my Andy
You really have to see it

I'm Six feet two he's compact
No slack but luckily he lays back
I've got a knack to talk cack, in my mind
Spouting lots of lies, lies, lies

My flaps don't jiggle, jiggle, they fold
You can all see them wiggle, wiggle, for sure
Getting gifts makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding on my Andy
You really have to see it🎶
 
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🎶My flaps don't jiggle, jiggle, they fold
You can all see them wiggle, wiggle, for sure
Getting gifts makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding on my Andy
You really have to see it

I'm Six feet two he's compact
No slack but luckily he lays back
I've got a knack to talk cack, in my mind
Spouting lots of lies, lies, lies

My flaps don't jiggle, jiggle, they fold
You can all see them wiggle, wiggle, for sure
Getting gifts makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding on my Andy
You really have to see it🎶
No1 right there, send ya song to James I’m sure he’ll do a video haha
 
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Did everyone say a prayer before bed? Got to try and get through those pearly gates tattle fam. Just so we can tell her what we think of her to her face before we go and party in hell 🔥🔥
I did...i was so scared I wouldn't wake up this morning otherwise 🤣🤣 she made me feel so guilty 🤪
I now have to reconsider my status here..don't worry, if I go there won't be a big " airport announcement " of my departure "🤣🤣🤣🤣
Saying that i think my place is already booked down there so I've no chance of going through those " pearly gates" so I'll stay!!😂😂

Last night was absolutely hilarious. I’ve missed you guys! Glad to be back 🥰🥰
Missed you more 💖💖😅welcome back, our immature,loser witch buddy!!
 
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That’s beyond awful


My fave line of the night
“James Hardy zoned in on my private area”

The area she posted publicly
Didn't need to " zone in" on anything ...that sight smacks you right in the face and can never be unseen...flap bear have a look in the mirror!
My favourite was " there's hundreds of types of BPD" !!!!!
 
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