Captain Sir Tom Moore and Hannah Ingram-Moore #5

[MrsBsDayOff]

Oh my, thank you for this, it gave me some laugh this morning, Hannah's pure desperation, she is still trying to cosy up to celebs

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

WTF….could those tweets be any more desperate. Has to shoehorn her Dad in as no way anyone will know who she is

 

[Ennui]

This could make a great parlour game:

@Melb Merry Christmas, did you know that my father Captain Sir Tom so loved to zig a zig aaah.
Please donate to my Zig a Zig aaah for Kindness campaign here:

@Adele, Merry Christmas, did you know that my father Captain Sir Tom so loved to say Hello.
Please donate to my Say Hello for Kindness campaign here:

@JeffreyDahmer, Merry Christmas, did you know that my father Captain Sir Tom so loved to yell Damn at me when I ordered him to walk around the garden again.
Please donate to my Yell Damn for Kindness Campaign here:

 

[RJF]

@JeremyClarkson Hi Jeremy! I note you said that Meghan Markle is worse than Rose West. Do you know what I think it worse than Rose West? Anyone who was unkind to my father, Captain Sir Tom. Evil bastards. #tomorrowwillbeagoodday

 

[ChastityDingle]

Wait.. I thought that was a parody account!! It’s actually her?
Brb just running to Twitter to tell Nigella I’m making her Coke ham for Christmas dinner, like she’ll actually give a duck.. that’s the intended purpose of published recipes Hannah!

Same here. I thought it was a parody account!

 

[emmer_moans]

My father, my father, my father. Shameless!

 

[SpindleWhorl]

As if any celebrity is going to want anything to do with the Ingram-Moores these days especially after everything that's come/coming out. They should just disappear back to middle class obscurity

 

[Spid]

Omg I thought it was a parody account or something. Every single tweetreferencing her father made me cringe so hard

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

This could make a great parlour game:

@Melb Merry Christmas, did you know that my father Captain Sir Tom so loved to zig a zig aaah.
Please donate to my Zig a Zig aaah for Kindness campaign here:

@Adele, Merry Christmas, did you know that my father Captain Sir Tom so loved to say Hello.
Please donate to my Say Hello for Kindness campaign here:

@JeffreyDahmer, Merry Christmas, did you know that my father Captain Sir Tom so loved to yell Damn at me when I ordered him to walk around the garden again.
Please donate to my Yell Damn for Kindness Campaign here:

@MichelleMone Merry Christmas, did you know that my father Captain Sir Tom was a huge fan of yours, he admired your business brain (Captain Sir Tom also had a business) and loved admiring the nice bras and knickers in the Ultimo ads at this time of year. Please donate. #undercrackersfortom

 

[HollyGolightly]

I can't believe Hannah has liked this tweet... has she not realised this guy is taking the piss

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I can't believe Hannah has liked this tweet... has she not realised this guy is taking the piss

I’m getting flashbacks to when he tweeted the England team from beyond the grave. Twitter was gold that day, you’d of thought they’d have learned.

 

[no-no]

What’s her game? I know she’s like a perennial weed but they’ve demonstrated their greedy snouts have no patience. Is this just something that’s not a cash earner to soften a potential blow?

 

[hannahsaurusrex]

Good lord, is there any situation in which she won’t shoehorn her dad’s name in?
Can just imagine her on Boxing Day: ‘Belated merry Christmas all, I’m posting late as I had the raging shits because I cocked up Nigella’s Christmas turkey recipe. My father, Captain Sir Tom, was known to suffer the same affliction after a night on the cinzano and lemonades. Please give a gift of kindness this year, much love Hx’

 

[Awkward_Somber]

I can see what they're trying to do with 'give a gift of kindness' it's a basic call to action. But it's also absolutely bleeping meaningless? They don't give any examples, and nothing they mention in any of their desperate tweets is relevant to their call to action. It's like they've done the first 5 minutes of one of those online marketing courses, 'was £550 but yours for £10'.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

I'm surprised she hasn't approached the walking frame manufacturers to develop Captain Tom branded frames for those plucky pensioners. Now, now Hannah it was my idea & I expect a cut. Your father would have wanted that.

 

[Dustye]

That dog in their pic has fallen to the floor in embarrassment.

 

[50sGirl]

Good lord, is there any situation in which she won’t shoehorn her dad’s name in?
Can just imagine her on Boxing Day: ‘Belated merry Christmas all, I’m posting late as I had the raging shits because I cocked up Nigella’s Christmas turkey recipe. My father, Captain Sir Tom, was known to suffer the same affliction after a night on the cinzano and lemonades. Please give a gift of kindness this year, much love Hx’

I bet she’s gutted she can’t do the “forgotten” Christmas present from her father stunt that she pulled last year.

Hannah’s “give a gift of kindness” reminds me of Meghan’s “40 at 40” that we never heard of again after the initial announcement.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

I'm half expecting Hannah to do some sort of speech on Christmas day. I fear she really does view herself as important as our late Queen!

Like someone said in an ealier post, don't give her ideas!

 

[MrsBsDayOff]

I can see what they're trying to do with 'give a gift of kindness' it's a basic call to action. But it's also absolutely bleeping meaningless? They don't give any examples, and nothing they mention in any of their desperate tweets is relevant to their call to action. It's like they've done the first 5 minutes of one of those online marketing courses, 'was £550 but yours for £10'.

They're jumping on the 'be kind' bandwagon (already dated) in a desperate effort to curry favour with the masses! The next stage of desperation should be interesting... Maybe Hannah will pose nude for Playboy in honor of 'my father Captain Sir Tom who enjoyed reading Playboy every month and was a great admirer of Hugh Hefner'

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

I have an irrational hatred of her sign off H xxxxxxxxxxxx duck OFF YOU SHAMELESS GRIFTER