Callie Thorpe - plus sized cringe-fest

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Callie Thorpe: Looking grubby with Dan&I the selfless hubby.

Callie Thorpe: Farmer's Market dinners, lettuce spinners, chocolate coated beggy sinner.
 
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Doesn't a thermomix do everything and that's what she kept banging on about.. that she wants something to do it all including rice (because she massages kale but can't cook some rice for dan&I)

What's wrong with just having waffles and chicken nuggets for tea? Even making a manky salad out of the leftovers cos she can't be arsed on a hot day has to be 'fridge foraged'

Just say your using up everything as it's on the turn - we won't be surprised as the fridge is rammed full of the #gifted veg boxes and the mountains of veg they brought from the fruit and veg stall down the road (farmers market) - we know there's no way they eat it all!!!
 
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Doesn't a thermomix do everything and that's what she kept banging on about.. that she wants something to do it all including rice (because she massages kale but can't cook some rice for dan&I)

What's wrong with just having waffles and chicken nuggets for tea? Even making a manky salad out of the leftovers cos she can't be arsed on a hot day has to be 'fridge foraged'

Just say your using up everything as it's on the turn - we won't be surprised as the fridge is rammed full of the #gifted veg boxes and the mountains of veg they brought from the fruit and veg stall down the road (farmers market) - we know there's no way they eat it all!!!
She was calling it a vitamix at one point....although maybe she’s hoping for one of those to come her way too
She’d have been as well just tagging them and saying I know you’re giving them away to random influencers and I’d like one please...I think I’d prefer that to the way she goes about it
 
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She was calling it a vitamix at one point....although maybe she’s hoping for one of those to come her way too
She’d have been as well just tagging them and saying I know you’re giving them away to random influencers and I’d like one please...I think I’d prefer that to the way she goes about it
Vitamix blenders are literally like £600!!!
 
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A rice cooker was one of her many unnecessary lockdown purchases remember so she doesn't need it for that !!
 
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She might as well beg for a kitchenaid while she’s at it! Jeezo Callie, brazen as hell approach to the beg 🧐
 
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Why does she need all the gadgets for just her and Dan&I? She rarely entertains. If she does it's her Granch at Christmas and Danie when she is on her period and in need of a feed and cuddle.
 
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Dates dipped in peanut butter now....organic ones of course because Sainsbury’s just aren’t that great....she really is the definition of an instawanker
 
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Dates dipped in peanut butter now....organic ones of course because Sainsbury’s just aren’t that great....she really is the definition of an instawanker
Umm I think you’ll find they’re not only organic but Palestinian too 😂

Do ridiculously sweet dates that taste like caramel need to be dipped in peanut butter??
 
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Callie Thorpe- The salad spinner shat her knickers while deep frying biccies.
 
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Help me I'm poor, please post some gifted stuff through my door. The hottub? Oh that's nothing just ignore.
 
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