Butlersempire #2 Of course it is baby

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Their latest slog with their nibble ideas to watch the match was so unisperational. No thought or real effort at all. Shop bought sauages and meatballs on skewers and some chicken thighs with a bit of seasoning bunged on. Hardly decent content but comments saying lovely to see them back cooking again. Must be Kays Cooking fans 😂
The wedge potatoes made me laugh… supposed to be a finger food buffet but they did huge wedges you couldn’t eat with your hands dumped into all the sausage oil left over from the minging looking sausage and meatball kebabs!

I would prefer a dainty vol u vent or a mini Quorn scotch egg myself as I don’t eat red meat let alone potatoes cooked in lard!

They need to move with the times a bit and realise people don’t cook in animal fat and all that salt and cheap meat!
You are heart attacks waiting to happen shelle and Martin. Try olive oil and fish or vegetarian alternatives!
 
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The wedge potatoes made me laugh… supposed to be a finger food buffet but they did huge wedges you couldn’t eat with your hands dumped into all the sausage oil left over from the minging looking sausage and meatball kebabs!

I would prefer a dainty vol u vent or a mini Quorn scotch egg myself as I don’t eat red meat let alone potatoes cooked in lard!

They need to move with the times a bit and realise people don’t cook in animal fat and all that salt and cheap meat!
You are heart attacks waiting to happen shelle and Martin. Try olive oil and fish or vegetarian alternatives!
The the thighs you need napkins, hardly picky finger food. All my dad used back in the day was lard but now he'd never use it. Martin is all fat and salt all the time. I'm not a huge red meat lover either mince if it's in a bolognese or chilli and that's it.
 
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I'm guilty of being a meat eater, that being said I eat a lot less meat and have quite a few meat free days a week. I do eat fish, eggs and cheese though. I'm quite happy to have a roast dinner without the meat, I am a hypocrite, I like my gravy made with the meat fat and juices. I freeze a few tubs to have over my veggies and not a gravy granule in sight. 🤪🤪
I don't know how guru and baby had the nerve to call that concoction nibbles.
They have previously slogged same, kebabs, chicken and wedges as their main meal.
At the start guru said cosori had sponsored the slog,(wonder If cosori read on here, only a few days ago I said if I were them I'd want a return for all gifted appliances).
Who would faff around doing everything separate then either keeping warm or reheating when they have got a range cooker that would cook everything at the same time.
Guru banging on about the airfryer cooking 40% faster, waiting around for three separate uses is longer than cooking at same time. Doesn't make sense. And them wedges looked rancid. Didn't convince me to buy one.
@TeaTimeTreats --- 💯💯 heart attack waiting to happen, didn't 'ol Marty say his chest felt tight at the gym, just saying.
 
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They could have actually made something. It's hardly rocket science just throwing some shop bought items in an air fryer.
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I'm guilty of being a meat eater, that being said I eat a lot less meat and have quite a few meat free days a week. I do eat fish, eggs and cheese though. I'm quite happy to have a roast dinner without the meat, I am a hypocrite, I like my gravy made with the meat fat and juices. I freeze a few tubs to have over my veggies and not a gravy granule in sight. 🤪🤪
I don't know how guru and baby had the nerve to call that concoction nibbles.
They have previously slogged same, kebabs, chicken and wedges as their main meal.
At the start guru said cosori had sponsored the slog,(wonder If cosori read on here, only a few days ago I said if I were them I'd want a return for all gifted appliances).
Who would faff around doing everything separate then either keeping warm or reheating when they have got a range cooker that would cook everything at the same time.
Guru banging on about the airfryer cooking 40% faster, waiting around for three separate uses is longer than cooking at same time. Doesn't make sense. And them wedges looked rancid. Didn't convince me to buy one.
@TeaTimeTreats --- 💯💯 heart attack waiting to happen, didn't 'ol Marty say his chest felt tight at the gym, just saying.
Oh yeah you did say about Cosori!!! Bet he read it and though he'd better do a video.
 
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So in tonight's slog he had at least 6 sausages 2 eggs and then a steak which he cooked in front of Gary and Stacey😠 he's one greedy bastard😠
 
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@Upnorth 💯💯 agree about the innuendos, I like stacey but she's letting herself down with the smut, especially in front of her in-laws. Her in Scotland is the same, making suggestive comments in front of her father and mother. Not normal in my view or maybe it's the way I was brought up and how I've brought mine up. I'm an old boot.😉😉😉

Yes @Rosiep2008, he is a greedy bastard, I keep saying all that meat is not healthy for your arteries, I wouldn't wish anything bad to happen to 'ol Marty but it wouldn't surprise me if he developed heart problems.
Marty, try slogging with a diabetes diet, balanced, portion control, alright not too many carbs, now that could be useful. Your welcome.

I had to laugh when guru said something about a resting witch face, baby said they seen a lot of that on holiday. Really shazza, perhaps the resting witch faces you seen was actually peepul pissed right off with your filming and invading their personal privacy while they are on holiday.
Talk about no self awareness. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
 
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Shazza‘s been sniffing the helium again - that voice is so high pitched it’s like finger nails on a black board lol 🤣🤷‍♀️ 😁
 
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💯 @throwlightonliars , she screeches, makes sense now why they call her olive (on the buses). 🙉🙉🙉
Don't know where shazza's head was blowing them bubbles for the dogs near baby Charlie, even 'ol Marty had the sense to tell her about doing it near the buggy. That Merlin's a big strong bugger. Nice dogs though 🐕🐕🐕
 
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He commented that perople had said he should have just ordered the full English at the garden centre. He wanted to of everything but it wasn't cooked to his standards. Think he's been reqading her again.
As per cooking up his Tesco finest sausages outi in his garden via electric not BBQ. Just flippin cook it in the kicthen right there!!!!!!!!!
 
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Bloody hell last night Sharon ate 8 sausages! The remainder of what was left on the huge sharing plate for her gary, Stacey and Martin!

She took the whole serving, dumped half a jar of mustard on the side, and got to work!!! Did anyone notice?

Meanwhile Mazzy on the Travel Trolls is taking illegal drugs to get thin! YouTube has gone mad!
 
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He commented that perople had said he should have just ordered the full English at the garden centre. He wanted to of everything but it wasn't cooked to his standards. Think he's been reqading her again.
As per cooking up his Tesco finest sausages outi in his garden via electric not BBQ. Just flippin cook it in the kicthen right there!!!!!!!!!
I meant reading here
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Bloody hell last night Sharon ate 8 sausages! The remainder of what was left on the huge sharing plate for her gary, Stacey and Martin!

She took the whole serving, dumped half a jar of mustard on the side, and got to work!!! Did anyone notice?

Meanwhile Mazzy on the Travel Trolls is taking illegal drugs to get thin! YouTube has gone mad!
Yeah she ate a lot. I think she thinks as it's just meat it's ok. See that slab of butter Guru put on his steak! I fear for his arteries.
 
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I meant reading here
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Yeah she ate a lot. I think she thinks as it's just meat it's ok. See that slab of butter Guru put on his steak! I fear for his arteries.
Yes one day he is just going to clutch his chest and keel over… I can just see it happening!
 
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I've not read all the comments on last nights slog but looks like there a few people questioning them.
Another nice ad for Nina's holiday rental where they are going, think he said next month.
Guru and baby will probably do a review of a newly renovated, and likely the first ones to occupy. Obviously it will be the best thing since sliced ribeye. 🤪🤪🤪
Nina played a blinder with her flying visit on the ferry to see them in lanzarote, you can't really blame her, free advertising then and then on last nights slog. She did seem like a nice woman and I wouldn't have her down as a gullible.
When reviewing their stay I hope they give the pricing information as they would with all other reviews they do.
I'm a cynical old boot.🤑🤑🤑
 

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I've not read all the comments on last nights slog but looks like there a few people questioning them.
Another nice ad for Nina's holiday rental where they are going, think he said next month.
Guru and baby will probably do a review of a newly renovated, and likely the first ones to occupy. Obviously it will be the best thing since sliced ribeye. 🤪🤪🤪
Nina played a blinder with her flying visit on the ferry to see them in lanzarote, you can't really blame her, free advertising then and then on last nights slog. She did seem like a nice woman and I wouldn't have her down as a gullible.
When reviewing their stay I hope they give the pricing information as they would with all other reviews they do.
I'm a cynical old boot.🤑🤑🤑
He's a cheeky fecker,can't take even the tiniest bit of criticis😡 hope the gullables catch on to this talentless nasty........person.
 
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@Rosiep2008 ------ 💯 he's getting more critical and questioning comments than the usual blowing smoke up his arse comments. I'm still puzzled, 74000 plus subscribers, 14000 views yet only 128 comments
I'm no mathematician, but those figures just don't add up. You are so right about him not taking any criticism.
A significant trait of a narcissist is being unable to tolerate any criticism and go on the attack, do we know anyone like that 🤔🤔🤔

@TeaTimeTreats --- it's sadly the case. When Marty said his chest was tight after being in the gym the other week, I thought then, that needs checking out.
A lot of people, mostly men, will tell the doctor about non serious symptoms and fall to tell them the real more serious problem, because they are in denial.

Oh Marty, just incase you haven't caught up on the TT thread, I gave Dan a well done last night, even though he's on my bleep list.
He said he was stopping filming because there was a lot of school kids about. 👍👍
Take note, stop filming other people's kids.
 
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@Rosiep2008 ------ 💯 he's getting more critical and questioning comments than the usual blowing smoke up his arse comments. I'm still puzzled, 74000 plus subscribers, 14000 views yet only 128 comments
I'm no mathematician, but those figures just don't add up. You are so right about him not taking any criticism.
A significant trait of a narcissist is being unable to tolerate any criticism and go on the attack, do we know anyone like that 🤔🤔🤔

@TeaTimeTreats --- it's sadly the case. When Marty said his chest was tight after being in the gym the other week, I thought then, that needs checking out.
A lot of people, mostly men, will tell the doctor about non serious symptoms and fall to tell them the real more serious problem, because they are in denial.

Oh Marty, just incase you haven't caught up on the TT thread, I gave Dan a well done last night, even though he's on my bleep list.
He said he was stopping filming because there was a lot of school kids about. 👍👍
Take note, stop filming other people's kids.
Someone commented asking why he doesn't ever finish the jobs in the garden his reply was as usual sarcastic "we have lives" The only thing they do work wise is vlog.
 
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@ChiRie ---- 💯💯 I think basically he's a lazy bastard, but as baby is continually telling us while nearly poking our eyes out with the finger of bleeping doom, guru works very hard for YOU.
We're a bunch of ungrateful, unappreciative bastards 😉😉😉
The gullibles appreciate it though and would be lost without their slogs.
I'm sure many will be waiting with baited breath for the promised daily slogs of guru's carnivore eating plan. He has done his research peepul.

When all the patio flags got power washed, that job was finished. But was done by someone Marty got in to do the job.
Gary cleaned the gutters and left all the crap on patio and garden, had some sausages and fucked off. Another one, job half done.
If I was shazza I'd be ranting that all that crap would walk in the house, and if they couldn't do a job proper don't do it at all.
When I get my gutters cleaned, and it's a house not one storey, they take a bucket up with them, they don't just fling it on the ground.
 
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Someone commented asking why he doesn't ever finish the jobs in the garden his reply was as usual sarcastic "we have lives" The only thing they do work wise is vlog.
All that begging, scabbing, shopping on temu and eating is very time consuming 🤣
 
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