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Oh gosh yes! Those would have my CMPA preschooler vomiting and in pain within 24 hours. Even more mind blowing that she just leaves them lying around without supervising him.
Yeah she's past the point where she could prove herself without qualifications, I think. Some people will call her pad business dropshipping (it wasn't, that's not just a term you can apply to businesses you don't like, it's a very specific form of direct selling), but she could have transitioned that experience into something and her lack of qualifications would have been made up for by experience.
She'll be lucky to get a job as a HCA, Cleaner, or a shop assistant, I think (not to downplay the hard work people in those roles do, just that they're badly paid and have a fairly low barrier to entry).
My daughter could have definitely done that at 15 months, little bugger could unfasten zips before she could even crawl. 
I have always had a theory she is deliberately underfeeding / malnourishing him just the right amount to get her dose of medical attention and so he is just about healthy, in order to keep him small and baby like. You can also see it in the way she reviles toddlerhood, the forward facing baby buggy instead of a stroller, the sleepsuits with poppers still, the way she hates when he learns any new skill. Just my opinion, obviously.
As someone who works in a shop I really don’t think she’s got enough stamina physically to keep up. Like many low paid jobs it can be hard work physically lots of heavy lifting, on your feet all day. I can’t even imagine how she’d cope! There’s definitely not time for a nap half an hour in
. She strikes me as someone who would be off sick all the time if employed. Absolutely no idea what she’s going to do long term!She definitely wouldn't cut is as a HCA or cleaner either, I get the point about those jobs having a low barrier to entry but they're physically demanding and she's far too lazy. She'd be the one everyone else on the team resents because they all have to pick up her slack. Her best hope imo is one of her parents using their professional connections to get her a job.
Soapy Jnr would have had that precariously balanced laptop straight down the back of the sofa, smashed down the radiator, wires ripped out. Not sat beautifully nibbling on a foraged bleeping pringle(I know I probably compare mine with Oryn so much, he’s only a month older) but If it was my kid that had just learned to climb the sofa I wouldn’t be rolling my eyes at the fact ! I would be proud of him?
Maybe mine doesn’t feel the need to climb up the sofas yet to come see me because I’m rarely sat on them when he’s awake
Oryn probably just wanted the attention
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She really leaves him unattended when he sofa is a dumping ground, laptop and cable right there???
AND leaving food accessible that he could choke on?
He's just a doll in her attention seeking role play.
Seconded, as a barmaid I can't see Bryony humping 25kg of cider box up and down the stairs, or flinging empty beer barrels up a hatch and then moving the 50-60kg of full barrel off the crash mat and into some semblance of a reasonable place. Even I can barely lift the full barrels. And we're not mentioning the customers, somehow I can't imagine Bryony able to deal with an irate woman shouting that we won't exchange her item she bought in 1957, has worn about 8 times and doesn't have a receipt for, or in my case the vast amounts of low-key racism, homophobia, misogyny etc that you hear on a regular basis.As someone who works in a shop I really don’t think she’s got enough stamina physically to keep up. Like many low paid jobs it can be hard work physically lots of heavy lifting, on your feet all day. I can’t even imagine how she’d cope! There’s definitely not time for a nap half an hour in
The difference between Bryony and other people with limited experience or qualifications is that those other people typically need the money from low paid work. Bryony doesn’t and never will. She’s riding easy on UC and parental gifts, until she inevitably inherits their £1mill+ house and investment portfolios. I can’t over emphasise how little she actually needs money.
So instead she will do what’s she’s always done inventing jobs for herself no matter her actual merit… freelance social media manager, CEO of whatever random business her parents are willing to sink money into, self declared expert in women’s health, motivational speaker, foster care consultant. Her career is just about a sense status and ego protection. She admitted that much in her recent video.
Her ‘feeling stuck’ video was just an admission that she hasn’t invented a way to feel important enough since ending the business. I think partially she may have realised her limits too - she can’t just announce she’s a CEO again because the expectations are higher when you’re 26 vs 16. I think that’s why she way toying with actually taking some accredited training. Which I think is honestly a great idea if you’re reading this Bryony. But just be bleeping honest about your wealth.
So instead she will do what’s she’s always done inventing jobs for herself no matter her actual merit… freelance social media manager, CEO of whatever random business her parents are willing to sink money into, self declared expert in women’s health, motivational speaker, foster care consultant. Her career is just about a sense status and ego protection. She admitted that much in her recent video.
Her ‘feeling stuck’ video was just an admission that she hasn’t invented a way to feel important enough since ending the business. I think partially she may have realised her limits too - she can’t just announce she’s a CEO again because the expectations are higher when you’re 26 vs 16. I think that’s why she way toying with actually taking some accredited training. Which I think is honestly a great idea if you’re reading this Bryony. But just be bleeping honest about your wealth.
Wait till you watch today's video. She gets worse. Self care my ass. Not once was it anything to do with that baby it's all me me me with her
Her entire existence is self care That must be satire. It'd be funny if she didn't actually half a baby that's neglected.
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Oh no, I'm watching, she's truly awful. Admits her baby has been ill with a fever or vomiting illness after every single session of his 8 weeks of nursery that he doesn't need, yet is going to put him in for an extra day. Not only that, but he dared to indirectly disturb her sleep by causing her to feel "on edge", and he's been whimpering all day due to feeling so poorly and the sound really passed her off. To recover from feeling so angry at his quiet suffering, she needed to treat herself to a new book and take it easy by having noodles and hot dogs for dinner again
Don't worry guys, soon she'll be incredibly busy and things will be chaotic... doing up to 14 hours of self led study and online classes for 10 whole weeks
The way she went on I thought she was announcing a full time job
She dismissed the OU for study but lied that it's all full time. There are short courses and part time degrees and it's almost fully asynchronous and totally flexible. She just isn't capable of making a sustained effort.
That must be satire. It'd be funny if she didn't actually half a baby that's neglected.---
Oh no, I'm watching, she's truly awful. Admits her baby has been ill with a fever or vomiting illness after every single session of his 8 weeks of nursery that he doesn't need, yet is going to put him in for an extra day. Not only that, but he dared to indirectly disturb her sleep by causing her to feel "on edge", and he's been whimpering all day due to feeling so poorly and the sound really passed her off. To recover from feeling so angry at his quiet suffering, she needed to treat herself to a new book and take it easy by having noodles and hot dogs for dinner again
Don't worry guys, soon she'll be incredibly busy and things will be chaotic... doing up to 14 hours of self led study and online classes for 10 whole weeks
The way she went on I thought she was announcing a full time job She dismissed the OU for study but lied that it's all full time. There are short courses and part time degrees and it's almost fully asynchronous and totally flexible. She just isn't capable of making a sustained effort.
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she would not pass her probation period in retail!As someone who works in a shop I really don’t think she’s got enough stamina physically to keep up. Like many low paid jobs it can be hard work physically lots of heavy lifting, on your feet all day. I can’t even imagine how she’d cope! There’s definitely not time for a nap half an hour in
"14 hours a week" had me absolutely rolling. Like, I get you have a baby, I know that is hard work! But girl you don't have a JOB or your kid 2/7 days a week. Some people juggle multiple kids & 40+ hour a week jobs and they'd have more of a right to whinge about it on YouTube.
2 hours a day is NOTHING when you consider she leaves Oryn alone in his dark room for over 12 hours a day and palms him off 2 days a week. She has spends less than 50% of her time with him, and she’s shown how little “work” she does on her “work days” when she takes naps half an hour in and spends them doing basic household chores instead, whilst leaving Oryn at nursery for as long as possible. If she actually does some work on her work days and sacrifices an hour of netflix in the evenings she has more than enough time.
Just to add, I can’t get over the nursery hours she makes Oryn do. I worked in a nursery and the only people who left their children there for the full hours were the people who HAD to because of work, those children were usually the only one in the room for the last hour or so. Most people would collect their children as early as they could (usually 4-5pm) because they WANTED to spend time with them. I do wonder if the staff know she’s home all day whilst being one of the first to drop off and last to pick up, and what they think. I feel so sorry for that little boy.
Thought it was very telling when she said oryn was ill and he didn’t want her to touch him 
never heard of a baby rejecting their mum before, he must have no bond with her whatsoever.
When my son was younger, I didn’t put him in nursery until he was 3 as I couldn’t bare to be apart from him!!
never heard of a baby rejecting their mum before, he must have no bond with her whatsoever.When my son was younger, I didn’t put him in nursery until he was 3 as I couldn’t bare to be apart from him!!
And she's added another nursery day on as well hasn't she?
This is all time she’s wishing and wasting away because he won’t be this little always
Though she probably doesn’t care
It’s really sad to see
Though she probably doesn’t care
It’s really sad to see