Brummy Mummy #99 'private parts action' isn't very nice, that's why her & Ste have only done it twice

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And now we’re already onto Easter!! This woman just rushes through her life year on year, I’ve never known anything like it!
I knew she would start on Easter. She will be buying more tat and decorating the hobbit house next week and doing vlogs about it. Must squeeze in Mother's day too as the children LOVE. HER. SO HARD.
 
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She's supposedly out on a Valentine's Spa Day with CBBSte but she's already posting about Easter.
Have a bleeping day off Bab!!
 
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She's supposedly out on a Valentine's Spa Day with CBBSte but she's already posting about Easter.
Have a bleeping day off Bab!!
If your boyfriend is watching middle aged influencer channels on Instagram then his balls are definitely in your purse...

ETA: I mean your as in the poster in the screenshot, not the poster OF the screenshot 😂.
 
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Oh so the spa day is why she really had to shave CBBSte's back, wonder who actually planned this valentine's day out....🤥
 
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Oh so the spa day is why she really had to shave CBBSte's back, wonder who actually planned this valentine's day out....🤥
Exactly ...was just going to post this very question. He looks too gormless to research and book a spa day. I suspect Bab had a tantrum ,stomped her trotters and made him agree to go. For the love of all things tidy tho Bab, please chuck that godawful jacket. It looks a minging sight, it doesn't fit and I swear I can smell it through my phone 🤢🤢.
 
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If your boyfriend is watching middle aged influencer channels on Instagram then his balls are definitely in your purse...

ETA: I mean your as in the poster in the screenshot, not the poster OF the screenshot 😂.
I would instantly find my husband disgustingly unattractive if followed the likes of Babs.

I’d probably need my own groupon therapist to stave off my desire to divorce him over it.

(He follows low carb food chefs and computer geeks. No Babs in sight, thankfully).
 
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If your boyfriend is watching middle aged influencer channels on Instagram then his balls are definitely in your purse...

ETA: I mean your as in the poster in the screenshot, not the poster OF the screenshot 😂.
It's the way that person says "we have been watching" - what? Do they sit down together and watch a woman shouting about what plastic tat you should buy your kids to reward them for getting up each day? Sounds riveting! I can honestly say the only Youtube me and my husband watch together is when the kids have been watching some shite and then left the room and we realise after 20 mins we're still sat there accidently watching some bellends screaming whilst playing roblox
 
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Can someone help me? I’m confused?

Isn’t St Valentines Day for teenagers and adults in love 🤔 is it now an excuse for flogging your children online, upping engagement and yet more presents and chocolate and rubbish 🙄🙄🙄

Don’t our children know that they are loved without Valentine’s Day cards presents 🤷‍♀️
It’s commercialism gone wrong always was with regards to prices and gas just been extended to other groups I guess not sure if it came from the states like most things or from a marketing campaign one year from a card/gift company and unfortunately too much pressure if you don’t do something I guess .
 
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It’s commercialism gone wrong always was with regards to prices and gas just been extended to other groups I guess not sure if it came from the states like most things or from a marketing campaign one year from a card/gift company and unfortunately too much pressure if you don’t do something I guess .
So commercialised now, when I was younger it was mostly people sending cards with a ? to people they fancied!
 
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I knew she would start on Easter. She will be buying more tat and decorating the hobbit house next week and doing vlogs about it. Must squeeze in Mother's day too as the children LOVE. HER. SO HARD.
Shouldn’t she have started on Mothers day first ? If they are in Disney for Easter then they will be doing something early .
 
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This is what Instagram twats cause...

I feel for this Mum on FB, and more so for the child. When did it change from a tacky padded front card with a '?' inside? Then much gossip in school for the girl/boy who received it. The world has gone mad. This is a perfectly decent mum made to feel tit by twats on social media.
 

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Yeah course he did Babs 🙄 more E&S lettering for the tat filled house, looks more like an anniversary gift rather than Valentine’s
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That’s definitely more an anniversary present! Don’t believe for one minute he bought her that! That has ‘Emma bought this’ written all over it!!
 
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Yeah course he did Babs 🙄 more E&S lettering for the tat filled house, looks more like an anniversary gift rather than Valentine’s
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"Stephen got me this made"

Surely it's "Stephen had this made for me".

Call yourself a bleeping ex teacher/woman in her 40's, the way she speaks is like a child - "look what *insert name* got me! Me me me!"
 
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That is a Wedding Anniversary present 🤣🤣 It has their wedding date on it 🤣🤦‍♀️🙄
If he did buy her that (and I'm sure he didn't) then this pair are as thick and as basic as each other. They're well matched 🤦‍♀️
 
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the only way cbbste got that plaque for babs is if she thrust her laptop upon him whilst she ordered it, squeezed his teeny tiny bollocks ( cos we all know his man balls she carries around in that chavvy Marc jacobs bag ) and forced him to put his bank details in
 
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