top babs moments of 2021? i mean, it's hard to narrow them down, but i think a few have to be;
- babs hanging rice on the washing line.
- the magical shape-changing pasta ad supposedly filmed at night while the kids were asleep in bed, yet you could see their reflections in the glass door!
- the jackanory story behind the nickname cbbste, of steve scrawling his own name on ethan's drawing and it being shown on tv at a time the conways "just happened" to be watching cbbc instead of netflix.
- the idiocy of babs wishing for twirls and crunchies in her fudge and chomp advent calendar, and then proceeding to drag the kids to pose outside the cadburys factortly on christmas eve to open the final door - which, disappointingly, wasn't a full-size chomp.
- the smash incident - steve and his bike plummeting into the canal and the resulting grazed knee which led to babs dramatically implying that steve's leg was hanging off.
- the fact that she literally bought a puppy for content, yet was totally trolled into buying a dog who truly hates her, happily nipping at her triple chins at every possible opportunity!
- the time babs proved to the world how she is single-handedly smashing gender stereotypes by....PAINTING A CHEST OF DRAWERS all by herself. except she had to ask steve to remove the handles for her, because that's a man's job.
- every single time babs posts contradictionary ads for fitbit and emphasisesthat the snacks and drinks she's advertising are sugar-free, despite continually mocking exercise and stating that she will NEVER reduce her sugar intake, while mainlining sugar.
- babs' sulking tantrum on steve's 40th birthday because - after his holiday was cancelled because SHE wanted to buy a puppy - he dared to want to buy a football shirt, plus the cold soggy hash brown breakfast "treat" and his colin the caterpillar cake! contrasted with spoilt babs' dragged-out birthday extravaganza of a trip to london, the theatre, visiting the german market etc.
- the re-created titanic moment on the disney cruise, where steve could hardly bear to touch her!
? The face on it 
she'll never admit it but the house they bought is far too small
