My thought too she's particularly rough this morning, drugged up or hangingShe must be on meds-she’s really slurry. Emma for the love of Christmas, how about NOT grabbing your phone and starting stories the second you wake up?
Here’s another wild idea:
Wake up
Have a shower
Get dressed (in clothes not pjs, )
Have a glass of water /cup of tea
Sort the dog out
Then if you MUST start your stories.
Frankly we can do without your boring repetitive stories but we know you’re not giving up this gravy train anytime soon