Not after she joked on the internet about his tiny willyHe won’t have wanted to shag her again
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He won’t have wanted to shag her for a third time
He was hoping she'd have an immaculate conception with the first twoHe won’t have wanted to shag her for a third time
Will theatres stop gifting this spoilt, ungrateful witch tickets please?!
Hate hate hate to be sat next to her in a theatre gobbling chocolate and smearing it all over her face. Imagine how sticky the arm rests would be. She'd be taking up all the space with her new mantras
So her take away from the night out with the boy is that it wasn't too long ... Nice babs !
So pattern of events, pity post preceded by either an ad, a night out or a purchase.
Horrible Histories...Babs is trying desperately to write her own, harping back to the past, speeding to the future and ignoring the present unless it's Margot! You need a new crib sheet Bab we're bored af.
Horrible Histories,,,,,,
We don't need to go to the theatre to see this,,,,,, Just a scroll back through Emma's grid will provide its very own production of Horrible Histories
We don't need to go to the theatre to see this,,,,,, Just a scroll back through Emma's grid will provide its very own production of Horrible Histories
tbh, as much as i HATE the fact that theatres gift her endless free tickets, it's nice to see that she was gifted tickets to a show that ethan would enjoy - simply because the only time she spends time with the poor kid is for an ad. sure, she highlighted the fact that she wasn't forced to spend too much time with him, and i assume she was only gifted two tickets, or wet claire would have been dragged along because spending time with her son is babs' worst nightmare, but it's lovely to see ethan looking so happy, probably genuinely pleased to have been permitted to remain out of his bedroom past 6pm and spend some time with his mum - even if she only paid him attention because she wanted him to lose for photos. equally, i'm surprised there was no mention of bafta claire, and the fact that she writes for horrible histories, but i assume babs didn't want to draw any attention away from HERSELF...
Omg she’s so aggressive about the Christmas songs! Who actually gives a tit Emma?!
And what grown ass woman wakes at 5 and the first thing she thinks to do is reach for her Advent calendar and eat the chocolate out of it?! No wonder your arse is the size of a bus, love ( not a #size 18!)
And what grown ass woman wakes at 5 and the first thing she thinks to do is reach for her Advent calendar and eat the chocolate out of it?! No wonder your arse is the size of a bus, love ( not a #size 18!)
Guyz, I'm gonna do a Babs and just use my comment from yesterday! 
The Christmas polls! IT'S. THE. SAME. SHITE. EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR!
The Christmas polls! IT'S. THE. SAME. SHITE. EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR!
The aggressiveness this morning 
she’s unhinged. And slurring her words 
she’s unhinged. And slurring her words 
That AD
I do not need to see her shaking her arse at this time in the morning, or any time of the day to be honest.
I do not need to see her shaking her arse at this time in the morning, or any time of the day to be honest.What an odd time of day to post an advert for Pizza? I mean I know the live solely on takeaway and freezer food so Puzza for breakfast might not be out the question for them. So much jiggling. All the jiggling. Please no more jiggling before 8am.
I know she’s missed the irony of this with yesterday’s stories about her son waking at a similar time to open his advent calendar, and being dismissed.
And she’s vile.
And she’s vile.
The ad looks like it's been filmed on a Nokia 3210. If this is your job Emma then why not actually get some proper tech and learn how to edit properly.
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