Brummy Mummy #82 A desperate adult version of Ryan’s World

[MoodyMerde]

even her toe is trying to escape from those sandals.
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This is hideous! What the hell is going on with the toes on her other foot too? Those shoes do not look good with that dress and they look really uncomfortable on her.

 

[Clairer86]

I have 3 kids and none of them ever needed school supplies in primary school in UK. My eldest 2 did much of their primary school years in America and we DID have a list of required school supplies that we had to buy each year. Pens, pencils, folders, crayons, glue, tissues ( for the whole class) etc. Everyone goes to Walmart/Target etc and stocks up.
I think her stationary haul is trying to look like an American YouTuber or appeal to her ( probably very small) US audience. She’s SO desperate to be a big deal in the USA it’s pathetic. She has some stupid idea that because she’s been to NYC &Disney in US a few times she is an American by proxy! Her desperation is so obvious! She really is pathetic.

YES!!! You have hit the nail on the head here.

Also, dont forget she stayed at the New Orleans themed hotel in Disney, so in her tiny little brain that is as good as going to New Orleans itself!!

Unlike Babs i have actually been to New Orleans, i was lucky enough as a student to study at Louisiana State University for a year, and even though we were based in Baton Rouge we used to go down to New Orleans most weekends. I have never been to the New Orleans style in Disney, but i can already tell that you wont be able to compare it to going with New Orleans. But i must admit i am quite glad she hasnt jumped on the New Orleans bandwagon- if there even is a bandwagon to jump on! Because i would be absolutely gutted if she loved the same place as me! Its my special place not Babs special place!! ha ha

 

[emerald]

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My favourite line in any film

 

[cocktailsanddreams]

Sorry but her thumb is like a small penis

It’s a choad

 

[fishingforcats]

is she shadow banned already ?

She’s still shadow banned for me also

 

[Outnumbered]

It’s a choad

Dead. So dead. That's me and my husband fav slang word to shout at eachother

 

[Behelzabobs]

That knitted lounge set is a definite no no for someone with as many lumps and bumps as she has.

Those outfits always look like they would stretch to buggery when washed and be horribly hot

 

[Itscharlibaby]

Sorry but her thumb is like a small penis

Oooh bit rude (but true)

 

[Lady Doodle]

Yes! She was like "I totally got sucked in by an insta trend, but I hate it"- good for her. My Pinterest is FULL of stuff I *think* I love and definitely want to do to my house, but I'm pretty sure some of them would be mistakes!


Tbf, we are the same have been celebrating being together for 11 years, but only married 3, so still mark both. IF it makes it to social media its just like "X years with this guy!", not every detail of how we met and everything we have done since every.single.year!!!


I can't imagine waiting more than a couple of months tops to tell my family I was in a significant relationship!! It speaks volumes that she was a dirty secret for a year.

I mean to be fair, meeting one of my sister in laws for the first time with a bump isn't one of my finest moments in my life But we are now married (10 years next year) so ya know, each to their own. My friends always tell me the story of how we met, got together, ended up with a baby 14 months later would make a great film But do I plaster it all over Insta every single anniversary Err, that would be no!!!

 

[muscadet]

Why is that fat chipolata toe pointing west her whole being gives me the boak, surely looking back at photos as much as she does she must see how far she’s let herself go and it’s not healthy

 

[Fandafoof]

Please please please no more feet pics - feet make me sick, but hers!!!

 

[Good Egg]

How the story has changed. And the date. It's true love......

This so sums up Babs and her lies. This should go in the Wiki! I doubt they went on a date - I bet she hounded him truth be told

 

[Missymoo92]

@chipstick , I salute you...spat out my tea at your contribution this am. Babs de Biro omg ...superb . So do we think Ste asked her what bus she caught in the hope she'd piss off home and leave him alone? I honestly think she threw herself at him in a sort of last chance saloon type of way. I would be seriously worried if my partner took a year to introduce me to his family. Maybe the Conway's were shocked he turned up with a woman in tow? Tho tbf she is quite manly in her ways at times. Thank god she didn't find Tom Cruise...we'd never here the end of it . Last point , is she seriously admitting she's been using the same box dye for 20 years? No wonder her hair is so thin and limp.

I second this about @chipstick - I just choked on my chilli con carne looking at that Photoshop (yes I am eating late)

I take it the Babbath day is no more then? What was is 4 weeks? Well done Emma

Also the rehashed anniversary story is just and who the duck has the ordinary boys I luv you as their wedding dance (no offence to any cow bags who may have done).. but of all the songs in the world..

 

[Lurkerinthemidst11]

The style is not flattering in slim people so on Bab it's going to look horrendous!
In this morni gs post, her hair has got a khaki tinge to it. You need a toner on that love!

If she does take pics of her in this outfit she will be bent over or possibly sitting down so everything will be hid.

 

[Goblinqueen]

She’s still shadow banned for me also

She must be shadow banned for me too as her stories aren't showing in my feed

 

[BreakingBadWind]

Her thumbs and big toes are identical.

 

[Missymoo92]

Babs tribute

In the wake of Bab rising on the Babbath day (and assuming she is no longer taking them off..)

"Bab for good" Parody of "Back for Good" by Take That

I guess that it's time, for me to give up the Babbath, I feel it's time
Got a gurning picture of me
Got my pumpkin fall tacky coffee mug

Got a tit haul vlog for youtube
Got the cruise of Disney dreams
And I'm still, and I'm still a size 18...

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it
I just want you Bab for good (No Babbath, want you Bab for good)
Whenever I'm wrong, tell me if you want and I'll block you
Emma's always right, understood?
(Want you Bab, no Babbath)
I'm coming Bab for good

Another day, another lie
I rehash my love story - it wasn't good
But all those Cowbags on that site thought it was boring
But that's not what I see

In the midst of desperation
Ste excels at my spreadsheets
Can't find a room in the tiny house for him to sleep...

Whatever I said, I couldn't care less
I didn't mean it
I just want you Bab for good (no Babbath, want you Bab for good)

Whenever I'm wrong, I'll shove on a frock
And be worshipped
There's no sizing up for me (size 18, want you Bab)
I want you Bab for good


I guess that it's time
That I came Bab for good

 

[shazbev]

Excellent @Missymoo92 ..I actually sang that in my head. There are so many gifted Tattlers who should be publishing their work, not the talentless half wit Bab.

 

[emme1122]

Will she wait for that loungesuit to be in the 50% off sale that InTheStyle do every week and get a bigger size and pretend she’s wearing the one she was gifted?

 

[Pinko]

@Missymoo92 that was excellent- bonus laughing from me when I looked at your avatar too!