Brummy Mummy #77 We would rather be a Cow Bag, than a woman no man would..

[BreakingBadWind]

3 or 4 dental appointments and she comes home wanting diet coke. Your body will thank you for those damn nails stopping you opening it. Drink some water PLEASE.

That’s a preposterous idea!

 

[BWinter]

Would shadow banning be linked to not declaring #Ad properly?

I wouldn’t have thought so (but could be wrong). My understanding is that the #Ad rules are down to the ASA whereas the shadowbanning will be down to Instagram’s algorithms.

 

[chipstick]

Why does she walk away from / towards the camera in every reel she makes. I want to know.

Because ReAlIsTiC

 

[Loopybird69]

Yes it feels so gross doesn’t it? Oh god I hope she doesn’t do an underboob fanning video!

Not enough scaffolding in the world for those breasts to be raised

 

[GingerWhinger]

It still slays me at the amount of disposable income she must have, the constant spending on clothes and Disney tat. Anybody would think she was moving to Disneyland permanently with the amount of stuff she keeps buying.
And, another tattler said, her kids must grow an inch a week the way she keeping clothes for them

I haven’t watched her vlog yet (trying to find a channel that won’t give her money) has she bought a whole new wardrobe for them cruising?

 

[nosy_lurker]

Now this could be because it's the anniversary of Fajita Gate and my mind is playing tricks on me but she is in exactly same spot looking exactly same in her sign off stories for last night and her morning stories this morn...are they prerecorded?

 

[GiddyKipper]

Is she sleeping on stes side of the bed?

 

[emme1122]

Honestly some things are best left off the internet.

 

[Tippingpoint23]

why did I read this as Jizzy ??

She looks SO unwell. Emma for the sake of your kids if nothing else sort your shit out woman.

 

[Loopybird69]

These dresses she keeps 'finding' are shockingly awful and frumpy. No sign of the bright playsuits she buys every so often.....

Or the gifted range from jessontheplussize

 

[Allthecakes]

Tbh she looks better in that bikini than the other swimsuits she tried and the mini mouse one she showed us from the lido! The other clothes aren't new are they? AP has been wearing m&a tummy control - probably another hint/dig for Babs

 

[Lakajo]

I still really want to know what happened to the dungarees she ordered from Amazon not so long ago! Swipe up and everything for them, but we have never seen them!

Teletubby springs to mind…

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Why doesn’t she bring out her own range of belts

Who are these sad acts that post these comments! I can only assume they’re babs in the making

 

[Leascarle]

Why is her gusset so sweaty? People normally find their armpits, under boob, back, neck are the sweatiest bits. I’ve never once thought ‘ohhh my fanny is so hot I want to fan it!’ I normally think ‘ohhh a nice breeze on my face or back of my neck would be lovely!’ Why does everything have to be so gross with her? She is so vile!! My husband would crucify me if i did what she does and I wouldn’t blame him!!!

poss TMI buy I find the under boob sweat the worse thing ever only time I hate the fact they are so big

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

What does shadow banned mean?

 

[Allthecakes]

By out there, I meant over the top. Looking back on her early vlogs, she didnt dress so outlandishly. It's as if she looks for the most quirky print and styles just to show off and try to make it niche. It doesnt work. It looks stupid and dated on her.

Yes, agree, it's not a good look! Sorry I must read more slowly and not try to do tattle plus chores I simply cannot multitask!

 

[Smallangryginger]

It's really old, its called A Warriors Guide but i don't think it's in publication anymore. Have you been able to access some help?

Thank you I’m very lucky and I have access to small therapy sessions through my work. I just wanted to have something that I could do. It always happens when I’m working from home, I need that separate work/home balance.

 

[Lakajo]

No one cares what your bestest friend thinks they are hardly going to say those clothes are shit are they

I loathe that emoji What does she even mean? Those clothes are high fives?!

 

[MrsJ2000]

You can get pull ups for dogs! Who knew!

 

[cocktailsanddreams]

That lipstick

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Ladies, I’m so ready for the anniversary of fajita gate! Note I haven’t bought El Paso, I boycotted them oh, a year ago!
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Here’s a fajita tip (I was doing this pre fajita gate!) but make your own seasoning - it’s so much nicer than the packets anyway can’t believe it’s been almost a year since the fajita gate saga I bet Babs is fuming she’s not off to paris this year.