Brummy Mummy #77 We would rather be a Cow Bag, than a woman no man would..

[Lady Doodle]

Yes unless you wear a good bra when your breasts are large the look becomes matronly

What the hell is she doing with her hand! What a hideous photo.
And Emma, FYI, your boobs look awful.

 

[Eat more cake]

At least the weather should be cooler when she goes back to the dentist in September. One less thing for her to worry about on the day.

 

[GingerWhinger]

Why didn’t she get a nice Shellac? Acrylic nails do not suit her natural nail shape at all. Bet triple threat is getting her nails done too, cruise imminent?

 

[GingerWhinger]

Ahhhh we’re back on body confidence this morning to increase engagement. Face it Babs your “fans” only love you when your self deprecating, think about how that should really make you feel.

 

[shazbev]

Urgh, I'm shuddering at the thought of having to handle Babs' trotters .

 

[shazbev]

Unfortunately Oasis have stopped doing their curve range now

No wonder I only paid a fiver....happy days . Trust me to find a range that no longer exists ....late to the party as always .

 

[LLPlum]

She has the weirdest garden. Small, odd shape, not kid friendly. Dont get it.

 

[nosy_lurker]

On one of her many stories this morn she said there was no vlog this morning as she still had more to do on it and it would be on Weds.

Couple of hours later the vlog is up. Did she forget it was an ad that had to be up at a certain point so she rushed finishing it?

The no vlog story has now gone too-how do you view deleted stories?

 

[Booklover]

Having the day off but using Instagram to reply to message ur own mum subtle babs real subtle

Yep! Vile attention seeking bitches.

 

[Loopybird69]

Errrr my Spaniel objects!!!!

Clearly not a good looking well groomed spaniel

 

[bsw123]

Why does she keep saying “I’m gonna show it you” I know this is a way some people talk... but I swear emma never used to talk like that?

also noticed on Erin’s list it says crop tops??? I thought she said she didn’t buy / want her wearing them? Or am I mistaken

 

[Lakajo]

So after this morning’s photoshopping validation post, she can’t see how unhealthy her lifestyle is !!!
Her feet are so swollen that they actually look injured, like she’s broken a bone in each ankle or foot!!

Fat piggy trotted! She does look like she has a lot of fluid there.

 

[itsgonnarain1]

That lipstick

 

[Grayson]

Wow she's aged since that IGTV about reward charts. Honestly, babs your changing age faster than Benjamin Button

 

[Boredofgrey]

She's ordered an ASOS bikini - no doubt we'll have a reel to look forward to completed with body positive caption of "I've been a size 8 and a 22"..

On another note, Bab tribute

Birmingham gurls (parody of "California Gurls" by Katy Perry)

I know a dye
Which makes my hair really greener
Warm, wet and wild (bit rude)
Serving up beige for kids dinners

Sippin' cocks in cans
Layin' away from the kids and Ste
Dream of boys, my ex boys
Wondering if they ever sneak peek (at me)

You could travel the
But nothing comes close
To the girls in Brum
Once you party with us
You'll be flashing your gunt (oh-oh-ohhh)

Birmingham gurls
We're instagrammble
Daisy dukes
Bab-kinis on top
Sweaty skin so grey
We'll melt your ice pop

Ohhhh oh ohhhhh

Birmingham gurls
We're in denial
Fun, fresh woke
We got it all wrong
No coast to represent
Now put your hands up

Ohhh oh ohhhh

Sex on the beach (bit rude)
You got the fan on for your sweaty bits
We make jokes about Ste
Gonna smash him with our fist (oh oh)

You could travel the world
But nothing is worse
Than the Conway girls
Once you see my insta stuff
You'll be wanting to throw up

Oh - ohhh ohhh

Birmingham gurls
We're diabolical
Flashing foofs
For reels and tiktok
Sunburnt skin
So hot
We'll melt your tip top

Ohhhh ohhhh

Birmingham gurls
We're undeniable
Quirky, cute and fun
We think we're so loved (!)
IC20 represent those who don't
Now put your hands up

Ohhhh ohhhhh

I’m crying

 

[Loopybird69]

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excuse my language but it’s too fucking warm! She moans about having the worst boob sweat but then puts a belt on to add to it

So she’s dropped the #size18 and now using they shit # instead. When she adds a belt her body reminds me of a link of sausages

 

[MoodyMerde]

Rog definitely looks different from the last time we saw him. He’s lost weight. I hope he’s well and enjoying chilling without the women in the family.

 

[GingerWhinger]

Why does she insist on wearing such heavy make up, particularly in this heat?! It looks hideous. Less is more, babs, less is more. Also, surely those stupid cycling short things would make her fat Fanny sweat even more?!

Why does she insist on wearing such heavy make up, particularly in this heat?! It looks hideous. Less is more, babs, less is more. Also, surely those stupid cycling short things would make her fat Fanny sweat even more?!

Fat fanny

 

[Puddypants]

Nanny San has posted photos of them at hers today, I don’t think her dad looks well, I wonder if he’s poorly?

I thought that.He looks very thin and gaunt and almost yellow,maybe liver issues?He looks to have aged 5 -10 years as well

 

[Booklover]

Ode to Babs(o Mars)

Aaaaaow!
Tip top, that ice cold
Same content , never gets old
This one, for them Cow Bags
Them Tattlers, straight IC-20s
Stylin', lyin'
Morning' stories in my pit(ee)
#addabelt on with ASOS
Gotta big up myself, I'm so pretty
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Made a tiktok and a reel again
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Wanna cool my bits with a massive fan
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Same pjs, you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
I do any ad for the money!
Bathroom breakdown

Moan about the heat hallelujah (wooh)
Slo-mo thru a sprinkler hallelujah (wooh)
M & S cossie hallelujah (wooh)

'Cause Sweaty Babs gon' give it to you (wooh)
'Cause Sweaty Babs gon' give it to you
'Cause Sweaty Babs gon' give it to you
Saturday night, another prawn cracker 'dance'
Don't believe me, just watch!

Brilliant!