a little tb;dw - too boring, didn't watch - rundown of today's vlog for you all:
erin is very happy with her costume. she's so happy. erin is super happy. oh, and in case you forgot: erin is happy. happy, happy, happy. erin is so happy.
"ethan LOVES when erin's back home from school because he has someone to play with" - so they've presumably now ditched their divide and conquer tactic, since the kids obviously get on so well that they look forward to playing together. so much for the "my kids argue so much they can't even work in the same room" bullshit, solely because she thinks arguing siblings is relatable to toddler mums.
babs proving her maths genius by showing that she can measure out 6.5cm! closely disproved by the fact that she cannot count to seven. "oh wait, there's only six mugs! i counted seven!" ex-teacher babs strikes again!
the moment that emma claims the blue hair dye would have worked far better on her own "natural" blonde hair, because it's lighter than erin's - weirdly, because the blue dye is clearly visible in erin's hair - and erin calls her out for claiming her hair is naturally blonde!
"i would usually get ste to do this kind of thing but i'm going to do it myself!" literally a few minutes later: "i've had to get a little bit of help, so ste has come downstairs - obviously been dragged away from his lie in - to help me!" she then decides that after deciding to paint the kitchen white because the walls were previously an off-white thus not white enough, that they are now" too white" and she will need to add some colour.
ste is blamed - not once, but twice - for her decision. not to paint the cupboard white, because HE wants to leave it in its original state - despite her recent stories claiming that SHE wanted it left. realistically, i think she's realised it would take effort, and is using ste as an easy excuse to get out of doing it.
the only reference to an evening meal is that they'll be having hotdogs and curly fries - proving that babs' "cooking" is limited to beige whack-it-in-the-oven food.
the implication that babs will be re-painting the inside of her mug cupboard to match the season, as she's aware her current choice of pastel colours is very easter themed. will this be the new addition to her themed hot cock tiered trays? will she paint the mug cupboard of dreams black and orange for halloween? it remains to be seen, but quite frankly, the effort that would require - removing all the mugs from the cupboard, cleaning the cupboard, pdoing the actual painting, allowing the paint to dry leaving mugs coveringg the every surface in her tiny kitchen, lugging all the mugs back over to the cupboard and re-organising them - as a guess, it's a hard no from me. never gonna happen.
those adhesives plate hangers she's used to hang her disney plates on the wall - the negative reviews on amazon lfill me with hope that at some point, she'll brush past them with her chunky shoulders, and they will dramatically smash on the floor. maybe that's mean, but it would definitely brighten my day - and that's emma's job after all!
the rest of the vlog is basically an incredibly boring mish mash of babs tidying a cupboard, arranging her mug cupboard of dreams, announcing that she's going to do some cleaning, stating that "we" are painting the kitchen, and going on to reveal that - as always - "we" means "ste", emma varnishing the kitchen worktop with a huge debate on whether or not she needs to wear gloves, emma revealing that she has absolutely no concept of how long it takes paint to dry so she will go sit in front of the telly until it's dried but then she gets impatient and starts hanging the mugs before the paint is dry - all featuring classic emma comments, including" this is dry now, it's nice and...dry!" and" this is what the white looks like!" - and referring to the brummymummy mug range as" the mugs i make myself!"
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