So she’s having a bath and slathering herself in dream cream which gives her vivid dreams or whatever she said.
Cue another dream story tomorrow morning from the cesspit..
Cue another dream story tomorrow morning from the cesspit..
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Cock in can (to sleep) sleepy cream (to sleep) camomile tea (to sleep)
how’s about getting a real ass job that engages your mind and body, pull your weight around the house, sort your diet and exercise regime out and don’t go to bed at 7 and see how that pans out 
I can't even begin to express my frustration when she bangs on about not sleepingCock in can (to sleep) sleepy cream (to sleep) camomile tea (to sleep)
She's so thick it's scary
Dream cream does not give you wild dreams I’ve used it on myself and my two nocturnal children for years, what gives her ‘wild’ dreams is the copious amounts of sugar she consumes and the rest of her terrible diet which is also the reason she has trouble sleeping.
I do wonder if we know each other in real life
I wonder that too with a couple of people on here
so guess she has no intention to do the doorstep candle/light then
I'm going to have to start dropping key bab line to everyone at work now to hunt you outI wonder that too with a couple of people on here
We need to get a secret handshake (covid elbow) there’s far too many healthcare workers on here to not know each other in some capacity?!?!?!I wonder that too with a couple of people on here
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Her dreams are so crap!!
I'm gonna start offering to pop to Costa and see if anyone wants a Hot Cockso guess she has no intention to do the doorstep candle/light then
I'm going to have to start dropping key bab line to everyone at work now to hunt you out
The face of a woman who on the inside is basically saying 'duck you all. I give no shits about anything that has happened this last year, except Primark closing and my Disney holiday being cancelled. I'm fine in my tiny new house, getting fatter and unhealthier by the day, bossing around my kids & husband and still raking in the £'s by selling my kids privacy and my soul".
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By secret handshake surely you mean ‘hand under the chin pose’We need to get a secret handshake (covid elbow) there’s far too many healthcare workers on here to not know each other in some capacity?!?!?!
Her nose is definitely getting bigger! I thought it was just men who’s noses never stopped growing but clearly babs is the exception 
I use it too, never given me wild dreams. Disappointed!
Having a bath that hot will do wonders for her gigantic pores and broken veins on her face!!
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Alcohol will do that to herHer nose is definitely getting bigger! I thought it was just men who’s noses never stopped growing but clearly babs is the exception
Urgh, I can't deal with the smugness of her face hereI'm gonna start offering to pop to Costa and see if anyone wants a Hot Cock
The face of a woman who on the inside is basically saying 'duck you all. I give no shits about anything that has happened this last year, except Primark closing and my Disney holiday being cancelled. I'm fine in my tiny new house, getting fatter and unhealthier by the day, bossing around my kids & husband and still raking in the £'s by selling my kids privacy and my soul".
Hmmm this has me thinking as well
i doubt very much that lush'dream cream is the source of her "wild dreams" - predominantly because i think she fabricated these dream scenarios for engagement. i guarantee that she once read about the connection between lavender and possible more vivid dreams as a result of it putting you in a deeper sleep, realised that dream cream is lavender scented, and put two and two together to create content.
i can't comment on whether there is a link between lavender and crazy dreams, because i cannot stand lavender, it literally gives me migraines - but even if it is a genuine thing, i doubt it has that impact on babs because, along with the "wild dreams" that her pms also supposedly cause, it justifies her sharing bullshit stories under the guide of them being a dream.
ffs babs. if you want to sleep better, ditch the childish bedtime, put your phone down, don't lie in your pit during the day, wear pyjamas at night time only, ditch the booze and the sugar and drink more water. if anything, at least ditch the cock-in-a-tin for a hot, milky drink - far more calming than downing cocks!
I’m hope to god at some point you are on the same site as me and ask this. There will be no denying it I cackle for Brum when amusedI'm gonna start offering to pop to Costa and see if anyone wants a Hot Cock
Am I the only person that thinks lush sleep cream is crap and smells of biscuits?! Honestly it’s over priced shite. Doesn’t work
She needs a new bath song - “thrust bomb, thrust bomb, you’re my thrush bomb, I get a yeast infection as I sing this little song!”
Lighten up on the constant use of them Babs - you’ll thank you later.
Lighten up on the constant use of them Babs - you’ll thank you later.
I think it smells of malted milk biscuits, and breastfeeding.
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