"YOU MADE ME A MUMMY!" "i never really thought about being a mum. till [sic] i got pregnant!" - wait so, Ez the golden child was an ACCIDENT?!
for a toddler who LOVED pink and Disney princesses, i'm not surprised she now HATES pink - she's obvs rebelling against having everything" girlie" forced upon her, as a result of babs' old fashioned "girls like pink" thinking. and now she's super different and unique because she doesn't fit with those deeply ingrained stereotypes. same with the "why should the men be the only wise people" - that comment blew babs' tiny mind because she's so outdated in her thinking. not because her daughter is an independent woman and super unique.
way to further humiliate your daughter - when you've already acknowledged that her friends read your posts - by celebrating her birthday by talking about her bruised arse and the fact that she enjoys showing off her knickers - just like her mummy, because obvs she didn't inherit any of her positive traits from babs, and babs prides herself on acting like a toddler!
cake in the early morning - the same as on babs' birthday - yet none of the other photos of erin with her cake were taken in darkness. it just shows how babs' obsession with the gram has intensified - she can't even wait til teatime to share that birthday content. either that, or there isn't enough time in the evening for cake, since the kids are banished to their rooms by 7pm to ensure that babs' 8.30pm bedtime isn't disturbed.
and Ez the golden child was a "dream baby". obviously. as opposed to poor ethan, who absolutely was NOT. any opportunity to big up erin and slate ethan! i wonder if ethan will get thirteen insta stories dedicated to him in the early hours of his birthday...