She's the woman with a cake stand that's now out of her reach even though she never bakes, but she doesn't have a cover jar for a cake. She's maybe had to lay out all of the food to photograph it for an AD2 things that have pissed me off today and I know you guys understand so just going to vent it here:
1: that cake left out all day? What if a fly lands on it
2: A decade of youVom.
edited to add: is she the first person ever to have a 10 year old? She’s so intense!
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Brummy Mummy #48 All I want for Christmas is Babs to f*** off
She's really annoying me today. 'Party for US with the boys'?? Is it still HER birthday?? Self centred cow
She's really annoying me today. 'Party for US with the boys'?? Is it still HER birthday?? Self centred cow
Can i make a lonely yet impassioned appeal to NOT have a rhyming thread title? They never scan properly and they make me do this face. 
No?
OK then. As you were.
No?
OK then. As you were.
I like the non rhyming ones too, hence my offering upthreadCan i make a lonely yet impassioned appeal to NOT have a rhyming thread title? They never scan properly and they make me do this face.
No?
OK then. As you were.
Not to mention where in God's name would they fit a baby in that house, in the Smeg??Babies don’t fix marriages or relationships for that matter - surely the private therapist would have told her that. And I’m sure you have to have sex with your hubby to make a baby
And me! They're always much funnier.I like the non rhyming ones too, hence my offering upthread
ooops, that was meant to be:
Brummy Mummy #48 - "my girl was born with a bruised bum!" and other EXPLOITATIVE tales about "the one who made me a mum!"
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The comedy gold of the win an email from KeBab competition continues....she's just posted that she sent one....to a dog 
Probably her in laws dogThe comedy gold of the win an email from KeBab competition continues....she's just posted that she sent one....to a dog
Hope the man who asked if it was a kebab tattoo emailed in and gets a response
So at no point since she moved house has it been allowed in Birmingham to be inside other peoples houses. Yet she mentions in todays video about how much her Mum loves her corner cupboard in the kitchen 
She'll probably edit it out now. But blatantly Wet Sandra has been in that house!!!!!
She'll probably edit it out now. But blatantly Wet Sandra has been in that house!!!!!they were obviously part of babs' own prolonged birthday celebrations - the trip to buy cake for "erin's birthday" was just a guise to conceal yet another non-essential shopping trip. no macaroons for erin. she gets a "party for US", because ofc babs deserves to be celebrated on the day she gave birth to her dream baby - the golden child, which features the leftover cupcakes from saturday, and a cake that's been left out in the open since his mrorning when she was forced to blow out her candles for the gram. what a treat! oh, and a party crammed into their tiny dining room which is so small that her number 10 balloons don't even fit, so they're crammed in next to the smeg, and look as though they've been repositioned to read "01" - which is actually very apt for the number one child's birthday!
Her kids and parents say Mom. So she clearly puts Mum for the gramShe’s a brummie, we don’t say Mum. It’s always Mom, it’s a brummie thing. Thought she was proud to be from Birmingham
a collection of thirty of the 100 people desperate to receive an email from babs literally wanted her to write. a message. to their. dogs. a defining moment for kween babs! total highlight moment of her influencer career!
i am RABID with excitement to see the content of these copy-paste emails when besotted babettes start tagging her in email screenshot!
i am RABID with excitement to see the content of these copy-paste emails when besotted babettes start tagging her in email screenshot!
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In Babs Towers no one can hear you Smeg
In Babs Towers no one can hear you Smeg
I’m a fellow brummie, (also an Emma too). It always has and always will be Mom. Probably trying to appear less common for the gram. She just really really annoys me more and more each day.
she has definitely made a point in the past about how brummies say "mom" instead of "mum" - and yeah, her parents and her kids say mom/mommy. it's definitely a phrase she has altered for the gram, presumably to appear more relatable to her audience, since the majority of british followers using the term mum. hence her book title "will i ever pee alone again? and other happy, heart-warming tales for mums" - presumably in the hope it would sell better. she's supposedly so confident in herself, yet she can't even embrace her dialect differences and honour her roots, despite constantly parading the fact that she's from birmingham - as a major selling point. all it does is evidence the "Brummy Mummy" social media persona she has created in an attempt to become a super popular influencer, which she values as far more of an achievement than simply being a good mother to her kiddos. she's a total sell-out!
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I refuse to believe she sent out a single email until I see a receipt, I mean who the hell would of asked her to send one to their husband??? My husband would of sent it straight to spam and would be soooo scared/confused and most likely called the authorities 
I hope Date Lady is married to Kebab Man and he was the husband she emailed
She's always sending messages out to tattler's husbands, BTEC Paul told us in the summerI refuse to believe she sent out a single email until I see a receipt, I mean who the hell would of asked her to send one to their husband??? My husband would of sent it straight to spam and would be soooo scared/confused and most likely called the authorities
This in itself annoys me. She should know it’s Brummie not brummy. She’s made a point of this site ridiculing her colloquialisms when in fact she changes her colloquialisms to suit her audience.
As a proud brummie this finger winds me up constantly because people think we’re all like her
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