Also no way did that baby come out with a bruised bottom....days of labour and not one midwife/doctor knew it was breech? They do scan you....Poor Ethan.
She really has put her children into separate boxes and stereotypes...
Of course the girl wanted to be a wiseman (strong independent woman who knows no boundaries). Of course Ethan was the difficult one.
Oh and your baby was BREECH - hope that helps x
ohhh gosh is that what it is ? I couldn't put my finger on it
All for the gram innit?
she’s such a bellend, has to get that grid post up as early as possible 
Is she unaware that it's actually quite normal for siblings to not get on or be particularly close? Of course not, because it isn't HER experience as she and her sister get on! I expect she also hugely resents that they aren't "brother and sister and BFFs" because it ruins her image of her perfect family. The divide and conquer thing- i can understand needing to do that at times, but they do it so consistently that they are failing to teach their children to be tolerant of one another at all!! Sometimes, you have to accept that you all live together and have to put up with each other, its a good lesson for later life! The fact that those kids couldn't even be trusted to share a room in Brighton speaks volumes (also convenient cover when you don't want the babettes to know that you don't share a bed with your husband!).
She might aswell have written "my favourite child is 10" cos thats basically what she's saying.
I don't think its even been that long has it? I'm sure she said she wanted to be engaged by 30, and he left it right up till last minute before she turned 30 to propose?
I bet even her and Claire didn't get on all the time when they were kids tho. I've got 3 brothers, we get on well now but as kids? Definitely weren't bffs!
I don't remember our parents divide and conquering either, it was a case of pack it in or get to your rooms! 
