Even if Mrs brings didn't live down the road, we'd know she's lying coz there's no fml story of her sky light/car windscreen etc showing the rain!
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Wait until she finds out there is no pumpkin in a pumpkin spice latte
Oh Babs, you know sweetheart if you don’t like pumpkin spiced latte then guess what.....don’t have one! Did mummy never teach you to ‘follow your own path’ did she never utter the phrase ‘if your friends jumped off a bridge would you?!’
Now tell the nice lady in Starbucks you would prefer a hot CHOCOLATE and get on with your day.
Stay safe, say no to PSL
#instaHUNpeerpressure
Now tell the nice lady in Starbucks you would prefer a hot CHOCOLATE and get on with your day.
Stay safe, say no to PSL
#instaHUNpeerpressure
If my kids asked me for a hot cock I would go mental. Is she for real
Oh hang on, now she's on about a "full fat cock". Obviously fantasising about someone other than Ste 
I reckon she was waiting until tonight to announce with some god awful Chinese dance as it’s Friday payday and she can get the most out of her minionsYeah, that was the oddest story ever,,,,,,, we've still not even seen the mugs of dreams
Back again with a story about the brummie cock language even tho as pointed out by another tattler she doesn’t say it in her vlogs which are more naturalOh hang on, now she's on about a "full fat cock". Obviously fantasising about someone other than Ste
Just FYI Babs.
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The mugs are brewing, still has no clue what on earth she’s doing!
The mugs are brewing, still has no clue what on earth she’s doing!
Sorry, I know it was a few pages ago, but I've got to bring this up. My Nan's family and therefore my mum & I have always called plates crocks. Short for crockery. It was common in the older generations.
Wow, she must really be taking note of here today. Each story ‘answers’ a comment on here, almost in order!
Yep, same here.
#38 suggestion: Babs move is still impending, this mug shoot is never ending.
Starbucks cinnamon bun much tastier than tomorrow’s just rol undercooked pastry (fruit on the side does not make it healthy). Or is that the last we’ll see of them since Mrs Grinch was gifted a hamper full?
Can guarantee she’s got high cholesterol.
Can guarantee she’s got high cholesterol.
I find this highly amusing. She’s got a gut (not a mum tum) because she’s a lard arse with poor diet and little to no exercise.
We call her out for being a basic witch hunting down a pumpkin spice latte when she doesn’t even like them and suddenly this year she likes them. She even made her hashtags as a direct dig at tattle but she doesn’t read here
And for the love of god. Brummies DO NOT bleeping USE COCK INSTEAD OF Coke/chocolate/cocktail you fecking tool. Stop making us out to be as idiotic and childish as you are bab. You Cee U Next Tuesday (in case people hate the word)
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No one, and I mean no one in Brum calls coke cock, hot chocolate hot cock! You just have cock on the brain! You will not make it a Brummie thing, EVER!!
Only thing she got right lately is calling herself a basic witch.
Clearly she and her friends are as immature and sex starved as each other if they use it too. What 40+ year old finds that amusing?!
At this point I'm not sure Emma knows what a real cock looks like 
I don't know what my life has come to but these ruddy instagrammers have made me feel like I should also be obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes and getting excited for Fall (I'm not American, it winds me up she insists on calling it Fall and not Autumn) So regardless of the fact the only hot drink I like is tea, I've decided that I'm going to go and get one, take a photo of me holding my cup looking all excited and upload it to IG just to follow the crowds and try be cool
Cock ice cream?
Bar of cock?
Cock biscuits?
Cock cake?
I know she uses diet cock for diet coke and hot cock for hot chocolate but does she use cock for any other chocolate item?!
Cock ice cream?
Bar of cock?
Cock biscuits?
Cock cake?
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Come on Mickey, it's the weekend, it's dark nights, the kids go to bed early enough, you can turn the light out... please shag her!
Don’t forget to drag your sleeves over your knuckles like all the other Instahuns!
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