Can I just make it known that I’m not posing as ‘Jade Jenkins’, so I’m not disclosing where BM is currently residing. I’m actually running up & down the road in HARBS, wearing a 27yr old C&A swimming costume - cos I’m sooo body confident & I also find it hilarious when my baps knock against my knees
In actual fact, I’ve never been bothered with where BM is. The fact I often ‘see’ her is due to the fact that we live in the same road.
In an attempt to not see her when I leave the house I did try to purchase some horse blinkers but couldn’t find a pair to fit & also, they made me look like a huge fly