.....and she used to be in a wheelchairWith the length and the receding hairline she looks like Andy pipkin from little Britain โฆ.โ; I dont like itโ
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similar to whoever it is that paints her tutti-fruity nails so badly!Letโs hope her hairdresser is a Tattler, and the โtreat meโ haircuts get even better
out in the wild, trolling her in real life! wait til she catches up here, and she'll be lugging a tote bag full of her police files to her next hair appointment! @Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn thatโs absolutely amazing- actually properly made me lol and not many things do that (cos Iโm a miserable old witch most of the time ) But your poem is utter genius 
) But your poem is utter genius 
More Bab inspired memes,
That new haircut is something else first thing in the morning isn't it?!
Possibly the best post ever on Emma's threads
I couldnโt focus on what she was babbling on about I was too distracted by the hair. Was it damp form washing? Damp from sweat? Greasy?
Not a good lewk. No. Not. At. All.
Her forehead looks soooo much bigger now.. was the hairdresser a secret cowbag and made her hairline too far back
I just screen shot to share too
When did she last wash her hair? It looks like she went to sleep in the chip pan? Has anyone ever woken up with greasier hair than this?
Maybe that could be her poll of the day?
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Why is she so angry about an ice cream? Maybe try feeling this passionate about your health.
Isnโt it time for the headbands to make an appearanceHer forehead looks soooo much bigger now.. was the hairdresser a secret cowbag and made her hairline too far back
Itโs nearly always looking greasy recently. It looks liked it hadnโt been washed in days when she went to that movie premiere.
Those stories this morning fucks sakeโฆโฆ.and after watching them Iโm even more inclined to think her โpoorly heartโ pity party is more babshit
that hair as above is something else in a morning, Iโm hoping she had just had a shower cos if not thatโs one greasy head
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that hair as above is something else in a morning, Iโm hoping she had just had a shower cos if not thatโs one greasy head
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Alien antenna headband on stories tomorrow morning after shes checked in on hereIsnโt it time for the headbands to make an appearance
Guys, look closely!
The headband already made an appearance yesterday! It's just blended in with the colour of her hair!
Could she look anymore like a man!
Babs
Put some clothes on
Brush your teeth
Wash your helmet hair
And stop trying to increase engagement on your dwindling insta career by talking about a sugary snack days after bleating about a heart condition
Seriously never has a woman needed a good shag and a proper job more. I'm just not sure there is a man or employer stupid enough to provide either
Put some clothes on
Brush your teeth
Wash your helmet hair
And stop trying to increase engagement on your dwindling insta career by talking about a sugary snack days after bleating about a heart condition
Seriously never has a woman needed a good shag and a proper job more. I'm just not sure there is a man or employer stupid enough to provide either
Why is her forehead in a different postcode 
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Didnโt she also say that new shampoo she was flogging meant her hair was less greasy??
Again not a great advert for ANY hair care product
It's moved in with her eyebrows!Why is her forehead in a different postcode
Lock up your husbands/partners....the yellow beast is in town.
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