Brummy Mummy #166 Call Birmingham Mail, turns out she isn’t heartless after all

[Another Longtime Lurker]

babs' new hair cut has a big thumbs up from me!

having styled it herself, the lank, greasy hair, combined with the lack of volume, and the length of it perfectly at the level of her chin makes her head appear cube-shaped, draws attention to her howls and only emphasises the hugeness of her forehead, so vast that if you rotated her face, you could easily fit her nose and mouth into the empty space above her caterpillar brows. even better with the way the hair that frames her face is slicked back at an angle to the side in an attempt to conceal the balding, which perfectly exacerbates the box shape.

kinda like when a kid dresses up as a robot and shoves a cardboard box over their head - which I'm assuming is the aesthetic babs is going for.

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Let’s hope her hairdresser is a Tattler, and the ‘treat me’ haircuts get even better

 

[sosticky]

My fave was that she was wearing a "sari dress"

Also, "errors" instead of eras

 

[Maddogsmum]

FFs why doesn't she get a fringe cut in to cover her HUMUNGOUS forehead?!! Her hair is so think and lank and yellow!! Ugh she gets uglier by the day!

 

[Behelzabobs]

I’m confused now…so does she not have a heart condition?? When did she say she’s had palpitations? I’m shocked she’s going to TS when she pulled out of Take That…either it’s a serious condition that needs an op or it’s not?!

It’s one of those conditions that change in severity like her anxiety
Gary Boorlow - can’t go
Taylor Swift - all systems go
Cooking - heart might explode
Cleaning - ditto
Watching tv stuffing her face - heart okay
Swishing about in her bedroom trying on horrible outfits -
DVLA come knocking some lie about wet wipe driving
you get the drift

 

[emerald]

 

[Allthecakes]

I’m confused now…so does she not have a heart condition?? When did she say she’s had palpitations? I’m shocked she’s going to TS when she pulled out of Take That…either it’s a serious condition that needs an op or it’s not?!

For the sake of clarity it's on her post of 14 May

 

[Rags2Riches]

The government should use this as a health awareness campaign. Stick her mug on chocolate, ice cream, crisps - like the photos they have on cigarettes.

Seriously though are the babettes on like wait a minute … this yellow beasty was bed bound and now she’s admitted to going shopping multiple times, had her hair and is stuffing her gob with ice cream.

 

[Acorncollecter]

She's also been topping up her followers after a huge run of losses.

 

[scotbird]

Ewww… a corpse eating a magnum!!

The red sparkly dress and blazer from that reel honestly I can’t deal All the outfits were seriously horrific but that took the biscuit - I hope she wears it as she will be an absolute sweaty beast by the end of the evening!!

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Any normal person who had a ‘poorly heart’ would immediately overhaul their food intake and exercise. Not Babs though she just carries on eating junk and lazing about

 

[Baboff]

I can't work out who hates her more ....
Erin or her hairdresser

Sat there eating a calorific ice cream after a hospital scare with yellow teeth and yellow hair

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

Sat there eating a calorific ice cream after a hospital scare with yellow teeth and yellow hair

I read this in the style of The Gruffalo, or in this case…The Babbalo.

 

[Mrslollypop]

Plants bring her so much joy…. Has anyone ever seen her do any actual gardening? Or do the plants that bring joy need to be indoor ones that apart from a bit of watering, require bare minimum effort. Is weeding/digging and cutting back plants manly man work?

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

babs' new hair cut has a big thumbs up from me!

having styled it herself, the lank, greasy hair, combined with the lack of volume, and the length of it perfectly at the level of her chin makes her head appear cube-shaped, draws attention to her howls and only emphasises the hugeness of her forehead, so vast that if you rotated her face, you could easily fit her nose and mouth into the empty space above her caterpillar brows. even better with the way the hair that frames her face is slicked back at an angle to the side in an attempt to conceal the balding, which perfectly exacerbates the box shape.

kinda like when a kid dresses up as a robot and shoves a cardboard box over their head - which I'm assuming is the aesthetic babs is going for.

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With the length and the receding hairline she looks like Andy pipkin from little Britain ….”; I dont like it”

 

[Gingysmummy]

She looks like Ricky lake In hairspray when she’s trying on all the clothes at hefty’s hideaway what a bleeping mess . Bursting at the seams at every outfit!

 

[Boredofgrey]

She looks like Ricky lake In hairspray when she’s trying on all the clothes at hefty’s hideaway what a bleeping mess . Bursting at the seams at every outfit!

“Fatty fatty 2x 4 - can’t get through the dressing room door”

Man I love that film

 

[BubblesJones]

Holy heart palpitations that reel! Please wear them all at some point Bab, you style kween you

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

I read this in the style of The Gruffalo, or in this case…The Babbalo.

The Baballo

But who is the creature with a terrible mani,
lifting her skirt and showing her fanny?
She has chunky canckles and big fat toes,
and a huge ugly wart next to her nose (#Ad #SkinAndMe)
Her tongue is scalloped, her hair is yellow,
’You’re making me be a bad mom’ you’ll hear her bellow.

 

[justme2]

She should take the opportunity to grow the awful dyed colour out while her hair is short.

 

[beegee]

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The Baballo

But who is the creature with a terrible mani,
lifting her skirt and showing her fanny?
She has chunky canckles and big fat toes,
and a huge ugly wart next to her nose (#Ad #SkinAndMe)
Her tongue is scalloped, her hair is yellow,
’You’re making me be a bad mom’ you’ll hear her bellow.

Better than any poetry she has ever published