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Be still my racing heart...
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TTT might doing drama but she needs elocution lessons, or maybe just speak slowerReel: Cringe the affected voice over
cringe the camera eye bleeping & Ill considered outfit choices
andthe massive pores on her nose in the close up this morning skin n me need to step away ... their formulation is not working
either way horrible to listen to, even worse to watch.I’m confused now…so does she not have a heart condition?? When did she say she’s had palpitations? I’m shocked she’s going to TS when she pulled out of Take That…either it’s a serious condition that needs an op or it’s not?!
She‘s including ‘a little health update’ in the vlog tomorrow, it will be interesting to see how the story has evolved.
Yeah miraculously played down as she's been made aware that if she makes too big of a drama out of it she might have to stop driving!!!
ETA: now doing another pointless poll on best ice cream/lolly and she's going to be furious if a white choc magnum doesn't win. Emma you might want to eat a few less White choc magnums since you are fat heifer with a heart condition! Hope that helps!
ETA: now doing another pointless poll on best ice cream/lolly and she's going to be furious if a white choc magnum doesn't win. Emma you might want to eat a few less White choc magnums since you are fat heifer with a heart condition! Hope that helps!
Why is she still driving within a week of the drama. You can't bear down and apply ice at any speed if your heart palpitations take over. Selfish tw4t.
....."When did she say she's had palpitations"?..... Out of her own big yap on yesterday's
Still driving I see. I didn’t hear her mention the palpitations yesterday as I skip over her talking stories, but I think that’s bullshit. Think she’s just saying it for the attention from the babettes. Oh I so hope she’s been reported to the DVLA.
I love it when you use memes/gifs @Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn 
Her poorly heart didn't stop her going to HB on Saturday!
Her poorly heart didn't stop her going to HB on Saturday!
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Poorly heart? No no no bear down and have a fart………. That’s my next thread title suggestion.
On about ice cream now, she is deranged. Can’t be needing a serious procedure if she back to driving already.
On about ice cream now, she is deranged. Can’t be needing a serious procedure if she back to driving already.
Very offensive to the ears - what’s a SKAART?Be still my racing heart...
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TTT might doing drama but she needs elocution lessons, or maybe just speak slower
What is Erin on about 'dancing'?, Babs cant dance with a poorly heart the poor sod cant even shower!
Her hair looks bloody awful straight. A bit like a lego head. That is not the cut for you Bab if you can't be bothered to style it.
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My fave was that she was wearing a "sari dress"
"Plant mum and son working on some new plant friends...plants bring me so much joy it's ridiculous. The son slightly less. What's his name again?"
Steven opened his eyes to find her bearing down on him to tell him about Ben Affleck and JLo or some such shite. How dare she break into his personal space in the Top Tip. Poor man.
And remember guys...if "choc ice" wins, she's vowed to leave the country. Get voting, every little helps (Babs, that's also the tagline of your latest scamming ad).
Steven opened his eyes to find her bearing down on him to tell him about Ben Affleck and JLo or some such shite. How dare she break into his personal space in the Top Tip. Poor man.
And remember guys...if "choc ice" wins, she's vowed to leave the country. Get voting, every little helps (Babs, that's also the tagline of your latest scamming ad).
British Heart Foundation have apologised to the nation today for giving out incorrect advice by telling people to eat a healthy diet and excercise regularly.
This apology comes after modern day miracle Babs cured her congenital heart defect by spending three days in bed then a trip to the hairdressers
This apology comes after modern day miracle Babs cured her congenital heart defect by spending three days in bed then a trip to the hairdressers
She really is a modern day miracle because her chronic anxiety and fear of leaving the house was cured by a trip to Primark!
mum or mom? Pick a lane babs
Having been to the one in Brum, that brings about chronic anxiety and a desire to never leave the house again in most people.
babs' new hair cut has a big thumbs up from me! 
having styled it herself, the lank, greasy hair, combined with the lack of volume, and the length of it perfectly at the level of her chin makes her head appear cube-shaped, draws attention to her howls and only emphasises the hugeness of her forehead, so vast that if you rotated her face, you could easily fit her nose and mouth into the empty space above her caterpillar brows. even better with the way the hair that frames her face is slicked back at an angle to the side in an attempt to conceal the balding, which perfectly exacerbates the box shape.
kinda like when a kid dresses up as a robot and shoves a cardboard box over their head - which I'm assuming is the aesthetic babs is going for.
having styled it herself, the lank, greasy hair, combined with the lack of volume, and the length of it perfectly at the level of her chin makes her head appear cube-shaped, draws attention to her howls and only emphasises the hugeness of her forehead, so vast that if you rotated her face, you could easily fit her nose and mouth into the empty space above her caterpillar brows. even better with the way the hair that frames her face is slicked back at an angle to the side in an attempt to conceal the balding, which perfectly exacerbates the box shape.
kinda like when a kid dresses up as a robot and shoves a cardboard box over their head - which I'm assuming is the aesthetic babs is going for.
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