Reading a book a month. Think she managed 4 pages ![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f914.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
Fajita GateIn the interests of balance, is it worth us mentioning the times where she has made us cringe inside out/ got it totally wrong?
For me-
seeing the beach shuffle after bragging up the couch to 5k
The whole fajita gate as it gloriously unfolded
Her "poems"
"you don't know my heart" speech
2 swims never to be mentioned again
Sorry to quote myself but I need to add something to my list.For me it’s the following -
1. The nasal ass “mum” cackle she does over hertitvlogs.
2. When she purses her lips, making them look like an hole.
3. Her nan’s tit rings on her chubby ass fingers.
4. Her tooty frooity nails.
5. Her. Use. Of. Full. Stops.
6. When she elongates certain words unnecessarily, therefore causing the hole lips (please see number 2 above).
7. That she’s adamant she’s a size 18 in everything.
8. The fact she forgets she has two children, not just thefavouriteone.
9. Her “Carrie” run.
10. Her M&S swimsuit.
Well they say dogs look like their owners, so…That dog is ugly
I thought this, it's been very sporadic, random Ad and not much else! I'm convinced it's because we've rumbled her lies,,,,,, AGAIN!!I know what I'm saying sounds initially like a load of bollocks because she's still got about 500 stories up but she's been very quiet by her standards since the premiere. No talking stories at all, I don't think. Something's not right.