I'd love a psychologist to analyse the pamphlet.
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And really horrible language too?!! I swear all the time, but not in ‘poems’ about toddlers ffs! Who does that?! They are SO BAD. She is completely illiterate, a horrible person and also a terrible mother for the way she treats the kids. And lazy, selfish, smelly and a greedy fat pig. Urgh.
Thank you @Helmac79 for the poem pics. I am aghast. I know I'm a bit of a pretentious literary snob in real life but what the actual duck was she on when she wrote those and even worse, how did someone agree to publish them??? Do we know if they still have a job? Were they immediately sacked when it all came to light? I imagine there was an emergency board meeting with some old man in a suit spitting "Who authorised this tit? Find them and bring them to me now!!!!!" whilst all the other publishing minions hurriedly threw all their other Instagram Mummy inspired tit into the shredder before they too were sacked. Shocking. I really need to start writing my book because if that pile of crap is worthy of publication I reckon I could whip a few thousand pages out by next Wednesday and make my fortune 
Note how she never got another book deal. That says it all really.
I've worked in publishing, and I'm a self-published author, and I'm baffled how this got through a publishing house. If she'd self-published I could understand, cos there are no quality control demands (outside making sure the layout is correct, and cover design). There are some shockingly bad examples of books people have thrown onto KDP.
Emma. If your pants have holes at the waist line as big as the ones you have shown it means your pants are too small and you need the next size up so the material doesn’t stretch as much to go over your gunt. If it’s on the leg why the duck are you showing your gusset to the public.
And you should have binned those knickers a while ago looking at the colour of them.
you dirty cow
And you should have binned those knickers a while ago looking at the colour of them.
you dirty cow
She really needs to size up on her underpants! I never rip mine like that!
It looks as if either
a. A 6 year old wrote those poems
b. She wrote them all in 5 minutes flat
Either way they are crass, uncouth, rushed, careless not interesting, clever or in the slightest bit funny just majorly cringe & embarrassment ... just like the majority of her online content.
This review from Alison P mmmm I wonder who Alison P isView attachment 2879896
Taken from the photos in amazon reviews (disclaimer- i was going to buy one and take one for the team but at 6.50 not a chance!)
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If someone I knew gave me a copy of that pamphlet as a gift, firstly I'd sack them on the spot-our friendship would be over, secondly I'd stick it in the loo for bog roll-it's all it's good for quite frankly!!!!!This review from Alison P mmmm I wonder who Alison P is
Seriously? That’s the best she can come up with ‘they can go to a till’
what I enjoy about time with my older kids is that I can have conversations with them, share jokes, talk about our day, do stuff together etc etc. Not treat them as my personal slave….
what I enjoy about time with my older kids is that I can have conversations with them, share jokes, talk about our day, do stuff together etc etc. Not treat them as my personal slave….
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Go to a feckin' till. Of all the things to pick
It’s too early for this
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Update: She only shows herself on two rides the entire first day at Universal. It makes no sense at all why she goes. She takes her own snacks and just sits around the whole time.
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Absolute bollocks anyway, I don’t believe her. why does she act like her kids are obsessed with her?! Freak
Wtaf?!!! In my nearly 14 years of parenting my kids have never seen me poo. In fact in my entire adult life no one has ever seen me poo. Why is she saying that’s normal? It’s just not! Having kids does not mean you sacrifice your dignity (well, once you’ve got through the process of childbirth!).
Because she wants them to be obsessed with her. She has a real problem with her kids growing up and not needing her in the same way. They don’t want all these Valentines breakfasts with tacky decorations anymore, they want to hang out with their mates or in their rooms and be teens/pre teen without an obsessive helicopter mum around trying to keep them as babies and dependent on her.
It’s actually really embarrassing for her kids too.
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