wait, she's claiming that poorly-rhymed, bargain bucket, poetry pamphlet is an "aPsolute love letter" to her kiddos?! that's a bit of a
bleeping stretch, babs! guilt-tripping the Es because they had the audacity to reach an age where the law states they need to start school because it "broke her heart" - which is such a lie, because she has made no secret of the fact that she hated the toddler years and was undoubtedly delighted to have the day to herself without the inconvenience of her little boy - and as for her now sending photos of pages from her book to the kids via WhatsApp - it's beyond cringe! i really hope they see her messages and just roll their eyes and leave her on read - although admittedly, the major mummy meltdown that would likely occur if they don't immediately reply to share they gratitude that she wrote a book about THEM may jot be worth it!
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she's saying the Es are nw at an age where they are able to read her pamphlet - as if they were unable to read her basic scribbling until their teen years.
guaranteed they've read her book before - likely giggling between themselves after their 6pm bedroom banishment. just wait til she starts sending her "love letter" poetry to little E - reminding him that he was a "cruel" toddler and "ruined everything" at the age of two! if that's a love letter to her son, it says a hell of a lot about how awful she can be when she IS TRYING to be hurtful.
tbh though, that poem she shared about how she is often cross and moans all the time, and how she struggles to look up from her phone - that's a level of honesty i haven't seen from babnocchio before!
i also stumbled across this gem in the preview of her pamphlet - one i haven't seen before. quite frankly the kind of haiku a primary school could easily outdo in their year 2 English lessons. aPsolute drivel.