I didWas reading the thread “ what sent you to tattle” and was heartened to see a lot of people came here because of blobs
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an aff link for leggings but she has to warn the babettes that said leggings are "very long" because at 5'6 they reach her ankles. in what way does that make them so unusually long that she needs to warn the babettes?! I get people are different heights, but for someone far taller than babs, they may consider leggings that reach babs' ankles - which is an interesting statement given that babs' ankles are impossible to pinpoint - far too short, unless they specifically wanted cropped leggings. and in babs's case, surely leggings should reach your ankles?! make it make sense! 
Yellow hair & yellow duster. Thanks for the several nods to tattle - hair, cleaning, windows open. Clearly a rare thing if it needs a mention!
Is she not vlogging her trip to California apart from just the parks? I wanted to see actual California!
Hahahahaha she didn't see California apart from the parks!
13 times she mentions HERSELF in that “poem”
Yeah but even just a snippet of Hollywood and Venice Beach...they were there for 2 weeks! Such a waste of a trip
. These influencers always going to Disney...I get it, they love it...but why not mix it up with some excursions elsewhere? Even if they just go for content surely they must understand their viewers want to see more than just what snacks they can get at Disney 
.wait, she's claiming that poorly-rhymed, bargain bucket, poetry pamphlet is an "aPsolute love letter" to her kiddos?! that's a bit of a bleeping stretch, babs! guilt-tripping the Es because they had the audacity to reach an age where the law states they need to start school because it "broke her heart" - which is such a lie, because she has made no secret of the fact that she hated the toddler years and was undoubtedly delighted to have the day to herself without the inconvenience of her little boy - and as for her now sending photos of pages from her book to the kids via WhatsApp - it's beyond cringe! i really hope they see her messages and just roll their eyes and leave her on read - although admittedly, the major mummy meltdown that would likely occur if they don't immediately reply to share they gratitude that she wrote a book about THEM may jot be worth it! she's saying the Es are nw at an age where they are able to read her pamphlet - as if they were unable to read her basic scribbling until their teen years. 
guaranteed they've read her book before - likely giggling between themselves after their 6pm bedroom banishment. just wait til she starts sending her "love letter" poetry to little E - reminding him that he was a "cruel" toddler and "ruined everything" at the age of two! if that's a love letter to her son, it says a hell of a lot about how awful she can be when she IS TRYING to be hurtful.
tbh though, that poem she shared about how she is often cross and moans all the time, and how she struggles to look up from her phone - that's a level of honesty i haven't seen from babnocchio before!
i also stumbled across this gem in the preview of her pamphlet - one i haven't seen before. quite frankly the kind of haiku a primary school could easily outdo in their year 2 English lessons. aPsolute drivel.
she's saying the Es are nw at an age where they are able to read her pamphlet - as if they were unable to read her basic scribbling until their teen years. guaranteed they've read her book before - likely giggling between themselves after their 6pm bedroom banishment. just wait til she starts sending her "love letter" poetry to little E - reminding him that he was a "cruel" toddler and "ruined everything" at the age of two! if that's a love letter to her son, it says a hell of a lot about how awful she can be when she IS TRYING to be hurtful.
tbh though, that poem she shared about how she is often cross and moans all the time, and how she struggles to look up from her phone - that's a level of honesty i haven't seen from babnocchio before!
i also stumbled across this gem in the preview of her pamphlet - one i haven't seen before. quite frankly the kind of haiku a primary school could easily outdo in their year 2 English lessons. aPsolute drivel.
And 5 foot 6 is a very average height for a woman. I’m the same height and I am by no means a tall nor short!!an aff link for leggings but she has to warn the babettes that said leggings are "very long" because at 5'6 they reach her ankles. in what way does that make them so unusually long that she needs to warn the babettes?! I get people are different heights, but for someone far taller than babs, they may consider leggings that reach babs' ankles - which is an interesting statement given that babs' ankles are impossible to pinpoint - far too short, unless they specifically wanted cropped leggings. and in babs's case, surely leggings should reach your ankles?! make it make sense!
No. She can fully duck off. Lots of issues? What grooming, rape, child abuse - both physically and mentally, taking acid, dating as a transsexual.. to name a few “issues”.
She couldn’t deal with the private parts action in the Pamela Anderson docs. But this she can watch whilst dusting with a duster the same colour as her hair?
She couldn’t deal with the private parts action in the Pamela Anderson docs. But this she can watch whilst dusting with a duster the same colour as her hair?
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I popped over to Amazon to laugh at the bad reviews her rubbish book gotBabs' delusions about herself always fascinate me.
Thinking her 'poetry' is good.
Thinking her hair looks nice.
Thinking she's a good parent/wife/instagrammer.
And honest to god how many pity posts does she do a week
why doesn’t she just write “Please send me compliments” at least that would be honest bloody hell
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God imagine what she must say at this “time of the month” to think it’s rubbish and needs deleting, when all the rest of the time she is happily putting out lies, inane drivel and absolute tit 
She’s got 81% 5 star reviews. How????I popped over to Amazon to laugh at the bad reviews her rubbish book got
And honest to god how many pity posts does she do a week
why doesn’t she just write “Please send me compliments” at least that would be honest bloody hell
Bold of Bab to assume she's only annoying for a couple of days a month. Bab you're an absolute melt all year round you attention seeking bleep!
you attention seeking bleep! 
Made some honest adjustments for you Bab.
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She can relate to Martha’s stalker aesthetic though 🫣
That's awful! When both of mine started school it was all about how exciting it was for them, how grown up they were/how much they'd learn/new friends they'd make. Not for a second did we make any of it about us, or how much we'd miss them! She's the most self centred person I've ever heard of!
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