Brummy Mummy #163 Brummy Mummy of 2? More like Brummy Mummy of 1 & an inconvenience.

[Behelzabobs]

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Taken from the photos in amazon reviews (disclaimer- i was going to buy one and take one for the team but at 6.50 not a chance!)
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This review from Alison P mmmm I wonder who Alison P is

 

[Lady Doodle]

I'd honestly love so much, to hear your insight on Bab I look forward to it!

I mean, She's a Cunt That's the basis of my diagnosis

 

[Lady Doodle]

"YOUR GIRL"

"YOUR GIRL"

Fuck off Emma, you are NOBODY'S girl. Even the visually challenged amongst us would struggle to refer to you as a girl.

You're an ugly, washed up, aging old cow!

 

[hattie20]

I was once a size 22/24 and looked the same size as Emma does now. She will never admit that she’s no longer a size 18 though, even if she was being winched through a hole in her wall into a jumbulance.

 

[Rags2Riches]

How can one person create so many stories about fucking mints?!

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

The best thing for little E would be a full divorce situation and he goes with Ste and George and lives happily in Brighton whilst TT gets to live with Babs and they fulfil their destinies as the UK cut price Gilmore Girls, twinning into fame and fortune as TT becomes a star on the West End stage and Babs morphs into Sylvester Stallone's Mum.
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When is she going to see liam gallagher? I cannot wait to see what she wears and what she thinks of the concert.. .. Would love to see her start a harry styles conga with her glitter bomber jacket and heart shaped sunnies in that crowd

I think someone will chuck wee at her and I will smile quietly.

 

[lessthaninfluenced]

As a person with an irritable bowel disease I find it really crass that she laughs and jokes about stinking farts (I hate that word) and a poorly tummy. I spend my life in toilet anxiety, worried about breaking wind, even in front of my family who know it’s as a result of my disease and she treats it like a big joke. Its no joke when I’ve had to rush home from a night out worried I won’t make it in time to get to a bathroom as the cold sweat has come over me or worrying everywhere we go if I’ll be able to find a toilet nearby - maybe then she’d have a bit more empathy for those around her instead of telling a fib about the toilet door opening when she’s in it or her commando rolling teenaged daughter getting away from her.

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

What a way to confirm you don’t actually take a day off, you just don’t mean to post anything.

 

[Behelzabobs]

Hello & Welcome
I fully agree, I hate it too.
It's so manly and ugly. She's got aPsolutely no style what so ever

She’s either a cross between a camp lumberjack or 80’s themed transvestite with the daily fugly ogre thrown in

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

My Facebook memories has just informed me Pingate was 5 years ago today!

For those unaware, she did an entire video about how to pin trade at Disney by scamming because “you just buy Primark pins and swap the backs”. I pointed it out in the comments, she left a big rambling reply then hid my comment and her reply so that she could spin a “woe is me” narrative on Instagram, complete with telling everyone I was a bad egg sending her abuse. Except, dickhead didn’t realise that I had screenshots….

This was back on like thread 3 ish when threads lasted almost months. So in the last 5 years babs, your biggest achievement is that threads move at quadruple speed because you’re even more of a cunt. Congratulations! And happy pingate day everyone

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What a passive aggressive/gaslighting cunt she is!

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

Fuck me - I work in a hospital and this woman sees more doctors than I ever do. Going to the GP again! I swear she's just an attention seeking moron.

 

[BonBon27]

Babs you’ve lived in England for 46 years. Surely you understand the weather by now?? It’s pretty much always shit, until it’s “too ‘ot” and you have to lay on the bed in just your pants. Get a fucking life - a hobby, a new skill, a volunteer role, a job - so you have something to fill your time other than this absolute inane drivel. Yours sincerely, BonBon HTH.

 

[milliemoo1988]

Don’t even know where to start with that reel. Too much to unpack.

Just going to say, how in God’s name does that dress have any connection to the girl’s school uniform from Home and Away?

 

[Behelzabobs]

Fucking hell, just imagine pretending to get invited to an event, then being overly excited because you got a notepad from there.

She's just an embarrassment.

And I've said it so many times already but platform shoes/sandals/boots are not for her. She looks like Frankensteins monster in them. A yellow version.

MEANWHILE someone else is living blobs dream

 

[Bluesilverfix25]

Another babs balls up. Posting her drafts on the babbeth. Go with this one babs!

 

[MoodyMerde]

I think the babbath was accidentally broken. There’s no text under that reel and no response to any of the comments!

Do you mean the shit-awful reel of terrible outfits? What the hell is a Guts tour anyway? Is she going for a colonoscopy? I mean, what are we to think what with all the references to a ‘poorly belly’? The voice over by Erin is just bad, the clothes Babs has chosen would be better suited to a TikTok with the ‘Ugh, what’s that? Brother, urgh’ sound over it.
Trigger warning for fellow bags… the fishnets make a reappearance. That is all!

 

[Maddogsmum]

God she really is just beyond gross now.
As my lovely mother would if she were still alive-“Have some decorum dear, no-one needs to hear about your bodily functions “! ( My mum was a bit posh so imagine Hyacinth Bucket saying that!!).
She’s not funny and I can’t quite figure how why she continually posts gross stuff-photos of herself looking awful, making uglier faces etc. Is it like she’s trying to make herself look awful in some sort of self defence way?? Like, I’ve posted the ugliest pic of me so no one can say I’m ugly now? I just don’t get why you’d share so much gross stuff.
She probably did a revolting fart and Erin just went ‘ ewww mum that’s gross” and got up and left. The rest is babs bullshit as usual.
And shut up about your anxiety you stupid bitch. Getting a bit nervous about going somewhere is not the same as having genuine anxiety.
And your “poorly tummy ” is entirely down to the ENORMOUS amount of sugar you consume.

 

[zebby]

I don't care whether you wear a belt, or no belt. Shitwaters or Birkenstocks. Chub rub shorts or not.

For some reason though, I do have an opinion on the safety of your kids images online. More than you seem to do.

Funny world we live in hey?

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Maybe she ate so many Trebor mints that she shat herself on the train.

 

[Lady Doodle]

In the reel she blames the Spice Girls for her Tramp Stamp!
The Spice Girls released Wannabe in 1996. She was almost 18 - AN ADULT.
If she was influenced by the fucking Spice Girls she's even more tragic than we thought.