Shame the Wets didn’t have a waist circumference competition rather than height - babs would have had it in the bag. The final between her and Claire would have been nail biting.
Back hard at werk with another shite high pitched voice hello fresh ad to start the week. She is neither cooking nor eating that food - it has colours and flavours in it! We all know typical meals for Emma consist of things like:
- One bite from a slice of cheese pizza, shared with both kids
- A plain mcchicken sandwich
- One single McDonald’s fry from a pack shared between her extended family
- A glance towards of a slice of cheesecake
- A single pale slice of watermelon washed down with a donut
- A roast dinner with no gravy or vegetables
- A sandwich with the bread sliced longways for comedy purposes, followed by a kitkat with all the fingers bitten at once
- A lukewarm hamburger, microwaved behind a pool bar
- A packet of chocolate digestives
- Prawn crackers served on the hallway floor
G I’m feeling a bit fruity tonight 
