Brummy Mummy #161 Cash in the bank, hair still rank and married to a plank.

[mo fo]

Am fully confused at the realistic try on crappy reel, California outfit inspired is exactly the same as all her other reels??? Same crappy dresses with belts, the only difference is the size of her belly wobbling underneath! she looks absolutely bleeping awful! And she keeps dragging the boy in front of her to cover her ginormous Shrek belly! As for limp biscuit and his red scabby elbows??? Everything about his is just pathetic! Even his elbows

 

[BLAH76]

I just hope Hurricane Scaretheshitoutofbabs arrives at some point in the 2 weeks. My favourite opportunity would probably be after they've checked out on way home, so stuck at LAX with no flights for days. That'd be magical

 

[Mingles1001]

I can’t wait to see that flammable polyester in that Vandapump restaurant as one of those fireworks in a champagne bottle saunters past….

 

[Lady Doodle]

FGS has she not gone yet

 

[Handwash30]

I actually dislike her most around the Easter period. I don’t really know why, but I do. She just turns into a proper bleep, more so than usual for some reason. But this thread has been exceptional the last few days. You’ve all genuinely made me laugh out loud.

Isnt it crazy how Ethan wanted to make a try on reel, when as luck would have it, babs had a George ad to film. That’s a bloody coincidence and a half. And there’s no way the poor bugger chooses his own clothes, other than from a pre determined selection controlled by babs. Was probably the only way she could coax him into filming the ad, but she’s framed it as him being the eager mastermind behind it all.

 

[Lady Doodle]

We've definitely seen all of those frumpy frocks before.
She is going to stick out like a sore thumb in Hollywood in that flowery dress and Cardi
She's such a moron!

 

[purplekat]

I actually dislike her most around the Easter period. I don’t really know why, but I do. She just turns into a proper bleep, more so than usual for some reason. But this thread has been exceptional the last few days. You’ve all genuinely made me laugh out loud.

She is definitely worse around Easter. Probably because she's on some sort of sugar high from all the Easter eggs she eats in a day.

Can't wait for the absolute tit show that this holiday will be

 

[Hareandbear]

We've definitely seen all of those frumpy frocks before.
She is going to stick out like a sore thumb in Hollywood in that flowery dress and Cardi
She's such a moron!

The cardi in Cali chronicles

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

She won't need to take a neck pillow for on the plane - she's got a built in one right where her neck ought to be!

 

[Baboff]

Why would I want to know or see anything about her holiday- the arrogance of the gunt swinging bleep is off the scale.
Allowing the povvos to have a look at how rich Babs lives.

And if she paid someone to do her and Erin's nails then she is a bigger bleeping fool than I thought. A toddler with tippex and markers could do a better job

Ugly on the inside ugly on the outside

 

[Lady Doodle]

The cardi in Cali chronicles

Early thread title contender

 

[Handwash30]

The cardi in Cali chronicles

Hopped off the plane at LAX in her frumpy floral frock and a cardigan

 

[Lady Doodle]

You just know she's going to do a real to "Party in the USA" by Miley when she's read here

 

[GingerWhinger]

The only Party in the USA she’ll be having is a centre Partying of her hair

 

[Lady Doodle]

The only Party in the USA she’ll be having is a centre Partying of her hair

Unless she wants to wear one of her hideous ugly headbands, then it's back to side combe over

 

[Boredofgrey]

We've definitely seen all of those frumpy frocks before.
She is going to stick out like a sore thumb in Hollywood in that flowery dress and Cardi
She's such a moron!

Frumpy frocks needs to be her new name. Play on Goldilocks.
Who’s been sleeping in daddy bears bed……..not babs that’s for sure!

Edit - daddy as in wet blanket not Rog………

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

2 years of skin & me specifically targeting her pores. Think I’d ask for my money back Bab.

 

[Behelzabobs]

You would think after the last Disney holiday where it was hinted words were had about them leaving her behind that she would have spent some time upping her fitness level, but if anything she’s fatter than ever, those theme parks are a slog and she’s def the dead weight of the family


and yeah she had a fall but she has no excuse not to do something

As someone who literally has hours each day to herself she really is a lazy bastard

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

2 years of skin & me specifically targeting her pores. Think I’d ask for my money back Bab.

That post needs an advisory warning!

The state of her skin! Why is it simultaneously so greasy and yet full of broken capillaries which are very typical for someone who drinks.

 

[Klp86]

I sincerely hope a homeless person shits on her sandals at Venice beach.