Brummy Mummy #160 Wow, she's completed peri menopause nearly as quickly as she completed Netflix.

[Helmac79]

The acknowledgement of Ethan's end of primary school.... 31 word, no emojis, no post just a sneaky story

 

[Rags2Riches]

It’s interesting to me that she’s already preempted that they likely won’t be going there again. When theres no reason they couldn’t. Babs Big Bucks can easily afford it. Even she knows she’ll hate it.

And once again those kids aren’t allowed time off to see friends in the Easter holidays and they’ll be straight back to school while Babby no mates stinks in bed.

 

[purplekat]

How long are they going away for? As the Easter holidays are two weeks, surely they're not spending that long in LA/ California?

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

since babs has been rabidly watching that I A Ken performance at the Oscars, I imagine she'll be sharing her own version soon - so here's a little edit of the lyrics just for you, babs! obvs i expect full credit.




Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm just a brummy mum of two
No one knows how hard I tried,
To reach A-list influenza fame,
AnXiEtY to blame,
All my life, filled with rage and spite
And yet again, I'll sleep alone tonight...

'Cause I'm just Em,
Size 18 - but once size ten!
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of grellow misery?

I'm just Em,
When I need love, I spend, spend, spend,
What will it take for me to be
the man Steve wishes he'd married?

I want the babettes to believe
our #couplegoals marriage is the real thing,
But it's all a lie.
Am I not hot when I'm over 45?
And is my moment finally here,
or am I screaming?
We're all SCREAMING!

Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy
(or did I INVENT it?)
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy!

 

[Boredofgrey]

since babs has been rabidly watching that I A Ken performance at the Oscars, I imagine she'll be sharing her own version soon - so here's a little edit of the lyrics just for you, babs! obvs i expect full credit.




Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm just a brummy mum of two
No one knows how hard I tried,
To reach A-list influenza fame,
AnXiEtY to blame,
All my life, filled with rage and spite
And yet again, I'll sleep alone tonight...

'Cause I'm just Em,
Size 18 - but once size ten!
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of grellow misery?

I'm just Em,
When I need love, I spend, spend, spend,
What will it take for me to be
the man Steve wishes he'd married?

I want the babettes to believe
our #couplegoals marriage is the real thing,
But it's all a lie.
Am I not hot when I'm over 45?
And is my moment finally here,
or am I screaming?
We're all SCREAMING!

Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy
(or did I INVENT it?)
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy!

Bravo Alice! Bravo.

 

[sosticky]

Those biscuits aren’t even that nice, especially at the price they are charging for them


There I said it!!

I couldn't believe it when I bought some and there were only 6 in the packet

 

[SugarSnapBam]

since babs has been rabidly watching that I A Ken performance at the Oscars, I imagine she'll be sharing her own version soon - so here's a little edit of the lyrics just for you, babs! obvs i expect full credit.




Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm just a brummy mum of two
No one knows how hard I tried,
To reach A-list influenza fame,
AnXiEtY to blame,
All my life, filled with rage and spite
And yet again, I'll sleep alone tonight...

'Cause I'm just Em,
Size 18 - but once size ten!
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of grellow misery?

I'm just Em,
When I need love, I spend, spend, spend,
What will it take for me to be
the man Steve wishes he'd married?

I want the babettes to believe
our #couplegoals marriage is the real thing,
But it's all a lie.
Am I not hot when I'm over 45?
And is my moment finally here,
or am I screaming?
We're all SCREAMING!

Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy
(or did I INVENT it?)
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy!

..."What will it take for me to be
the MAN Steve wishes he'd married?"...

MAN!!!

Poor 'ol Flatpack🪜Ste 🥲

 

[Helmac79]

9.15pm and all tucked up in bed... on her own. If she wasn't such an absolute twit I would genuinely feel sorry for her

 

[Hareandbear]

Wanting to venture to other corners of the world but only via a Disney Park!!
Can’t wait Bab … has she been taking inspiration from Brogan and her 48 hours in HK this week and thinking we could that in May half-term?

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

One minute she's shilling Skin+Me, and the next she has fecking Sudocrem on her face and has it against that filthy toy bear that's never been in a washing machine in almost half a century!
No wonder her skin looks so shite all the time.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

One minute she's shilling Skin+Me, and the next she has fecking Sudocrem on her face and has it against that filthy toy bear that's never been in a washing machine in almost half a century!
No wonder her skin looks so shite all the time.

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urgh, totally mingling the way she rubs her face in that grimy, manky old teddy's fur every night. it's no wonder her skin is so gross. and why is she now daubing sudocrem all over her face? i thought toothpaste was her go-to spot treatment? what happened babs? did the hobbit house run out of toothpaste?

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

I feel sorry for the kids every time they have to go away with her. LA probably sounds exciting but I doubt it was their first choice for where to spend their half term. Another place SHE wanted to visit so she can tick another Disney park off the list

Also isn't it 8 hours difference between LA and the UK? So to get her primetime 7am engagement she'll have to still be up at 11pm to post, plus at least an extra hour to reply to/delete comments. They'll have to be back at the hotel by 6pm for her to get some sleep before having to wake up at 11

7 hours behind the UK

 

[Booklover]

since babs has been rabidly watching that I A Ken performance at the Oscars, I imagine she'll be sharing her own version soon - so here's a little edit of the lyrics just for you, babs! obvs i expect full credit.




Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm just a brummy mum of two
No one knows how hard I tried,
To reach A-list influenza fame,
AnXiEtY to blame,
All my life, filled with rage and spite
And yet again, I'll sleep alone tonight...

'Cause I'm just Em,
Size 18 - but once size ten!
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of grellow misery?

I'm just Em,
When I need love, I spend, spend, spend,
What will it take for me to be
the man Steve wishes he'd married?

I want the babettes to believe
our #couplegoals marriage is the real thing,
But it's all a lie.
Am I not hot when I'm over 45?
And is my moment finally here,
or am I screaming?
We're all SCREAMING!

Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy
(or did I INVENT it?)
Can you feel the Em-envy?
Feels so real, my Em-envy!

Flippin' brilliant.

 

[Allthecakes]

The vlog....give it a wide berth...she's bought a pill box to put everything in for travelling, surely you need the original prescribed box!? Also, what HRT is classed as a liquid?

 

[Maddogsmum]

God don't you just wish she'd duck off and never show her bleeping ugly enormous face ever again. I cannot stand her or her endless bullshit she spouts.
Beyond boring, ugly, unintelligent, gross and desperate for attention- Jesus what's to like about her? Nothing!!

 

[Lady Doodle]

7 hours behind the UK

It'll be 8 hours by the 31/3 when our clocks change and I'm here for it
She'll never cope with the jetlag

 

[shazbev]

Christ the face... My eyes . I swear she's the love child of Kenneth Williams and Wet San!!!

 

[Lady Doodle]

Has she still not realised that Hauls are in such bad taste at the moment.
bleeping braggy witch!

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Has she still not realised that Hauls are in such bad taste at the moment.
bleeping braggy witch!

Babs can’t read a book, let alone a room!

(and in a very Babs-esque style I feel this is a comment I’ve made before! - though I have just edited my typos, so phew I’m not turning into Babs after all!)

 

[Franklin22]

Why, on God’s green earth, would you share a photo of yourself looking like this on social media? She looks like a gross disgusting man.