Brummy Mummy #142 All her breakdowns involve bathrooms

[Handwash30]

She doesn’t miss having toddlers. She misses the idea of them. Living a middle class toddler mum life, going to classes and coffee shops with other new mums and actually having some sort of purpose/responsibility in life.

She didn’t even enjoy her own babies. She spent her days writing nasty blog posts about how vile her son was and how he ruined everything for her. That was her last chance to enjoy having a little one, and she blew it spectacularly because she was selfish. Even years down the line she was selling poems about what a pain in the arse her son was when he was small. I think she’s very bitter and resentful that she never got that lifestyle she wanted.

 

[ohyes]

Oh my fucking god what a pair of losers

 

[Behelzabobs]

She’s such a heifer!

Also why would you buy an expensive Harry styles tshirt just to ruin it with sweat stains and just wear it for wOrKiNg OuT

Her shadow on the swings reminds me of
The Penguin

 

[Lady Doodle]

Well she’s certainly the me-est me that ever me’d this evening isn’t she…..

She's a mess!
No other words for it!
I'm seriously baffled. And I analyse peoples behaviour and mental state for a living.
But even I cannot fathom why a pair of grown adults would go to see, what is essentially a kids film, then go to a kids theme park, both without their kids (I know one was a paid Ad ) and then go home to an empty house, get into their granny dressing gowns and watch Hamilton!
Jesus Christ!
This has to go in the wiki

 

[Stickladylove]

Why is the bath crammed against the toilet when there’s a good gap at the other end?!

 

[JulieScoobyDoo]

the upstairs bathroom which she is now saying the work is starting on next week - despite last week saying that the workmen are taking their kids in holiday to peppa pig world for three weeks! the maths ain't matching!

Nobody takes their kids to Peppa Pig World for three weeks.

 

[shazbev]

She's really enraged me over the HRT shortage. Couple of years ago I was in a similar position, know what I did Bab? I bought a 3 month supply on line with a private prescription and I did it cos like Bab, I was lucky / fortunate to be in a financial position to do so but it also meant someone not so fortunate might satnd a chance od getting their prescription. We all know she can afford luxuries but she's a cheapskate and feels entitled to have whatever she wants whenever she needs it!!!!

 

[Lady Doodle]

What the actual hell is going on here

 

[Allthecakes]

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

 

[hd1234]

More bathroom drama they forgot to order a toilet for the upstairs bathroom ,or is this more babs and her never ending lies,

 

[Loopybird69]

How is she going to clean behind that bath?

She doesn’t clean so it doesn’t matter

 

[Maddogsmum]

Omg she’s such a moron. There are shortages of lots of meds since Brexit. Not just HRT. The demand for HRT has increased as MORE emphasis is put on women’s health you idiot!

Did she not read about the penicillin shortages a few months back??!
Oh wait she doesn’t read the news….. ffs grow up you absolutely stupid heifer and stop floating about in your bubble of narcissism for 5 minutes.

 

[Allusernamesiputinaretook]

Date day…….fucking hell , me and my fella took the dogs for a long walk today and it felt more romantic than their date day…..knew it would be for an ad tight cunt

 

[BLAH76]

Can anyone remember the name of the builders? I want to make sure I never use them after seeing what an absolute bodge job they have made of her bathrooms.

Cuntway Conversions Ltd.... I believe

 

[Maddogsmum]

Rough couple of years?!!! Stupid butch wouldn’t know rough if it but her on her enormous arse!
Like others have said if she thinks 5 holidays a year and making Instagram stories for a job is ‘rough’ just wait til she loses a parent or god forbid, if she has some serious health issues. She’d never cope! She didn’t give a shit when Ste’s dad died. Not one shiny shit- happily dragged them off to DLP. To make a shit videos for YouTube etc.
She really is a complete bitch. No wonder she has next to no friends!

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

picture the scene. Babs and 🪜are in the bathroom showroom
Babs: I want that big bath
Ste: I don’t think it will fit
Babs: I want that cupboard
Ste: the bathroom is too small for the cupboard and the big bath

Babs orders the big bath and the big cupboard. They don’t fit. Babs says It is 🪜’s fault for not measuring correctly.

 

[Maddogsmum]

Why is she making a big thing out of not wanting to go to Glastonbury? So what? Lots of people don’t want to go, me included. I hate camping, absolutely hate it! And I couldn’t deal with sheer volume of people and the toilet situation there. It’s just not for me!
That does not make me ‘ niche’ or unique or special. I just don’t fancy it!
If she doesn’t want to go why bring it up?! She manages to ignore loads of other stuff that’s going on in the world.
Is that the sound of barrel scraping I hear?!!

 

[Allthecakes]

They're having their first date night of 2023...didn't she refer to going to BFs wedding as a date night? So many questions, mainly it's July and how have they not invested any time so far this year without the kids or a TV? Must be a grown up #ad gifted coming our way!
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I'm predicting Digbeth Dining Club who are at Sutton RFC today, conveniently just down the road from her rents...damn, I'm busy!

 

[hattie20]

I cannot imagine telling my husband we were going on a “date” to fucking Thomas Land

 

[Lady Doodle]

What is this constant obsession with her trying to make Step 🪜Steve appear fun?
And who is she kidding, I doubt anything about this useless pair was ever wild He's always been a boring dead behind the eyes lanky streak of piss and she's clearly always been a boring controlling saddo.
Emma, having kids doesn't change you as much as you constantly make out!
Your kids are not babies anymore!
You could still (wait for it) go out with your husband and "be wild"! But you won't, because you were never like that in the first place!
So bore off