Brummy Mummy #142 All her breakdowns involve bathrooms

[AliceInWanderLost]

Ste should have dangled a B&M bag full of goodies in front of her, she would have run then.

i mean, any gaudy tat or sugary/beige sweets would be sure to get her moving! steve has plenty of options!

Run babs, Run!

*also, i can't get over how her eyes in this photo look like thick, black furrowed eyebrows! once you've seen it, you can unsee it!

 

[Lady Doodle]

I'll tell you this for nothing!
If my kids were out for the night, and I'd been bragging about a date day/night with my husband, there would be rides, but not the sort you find at fucking Thomasland! That's for sure!!!!

I actually have no more words for this pair of absolute sad fuckers!
Unbelievable
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She looks and talks like she's his carer taking him on a day out

 

[Loopybird69]

Not a date night. She just took her eldest child out for the day.

Because she was paid to.

 

[Rags2Riches]

Wow Emma is the only woman in the entire UK who isn’t a “Glastonbury girlie”. So niche. So crazy.

I’m not at Glastonbury .. but I’m about to climb over the fence to get in because the alternative is apparently being besties with babs.

 

[shazbev]

Morning ... I'm back from my lovely break with the current Mr Bev and am ready to immerse myself in Babfuckwittery! Firstly I have failed the babettes initiation test. I did not take a pop up laundry basket with us- a black bag sufficed. The task of packing was achieved by the time held method of chucking stuff in then zipping it shut, I did not film the room, lovely as it was, cos yanno.. Bed, wardrobe, TV and chest of drawers hardly make riveting viewing ( I'm looking at you here Bab). So, thank god I remain a tattler and will never make it to the babette school of morons. I've had a quick scan through a few pages- the runnig- pretty certain she's trotting about her mini garden- I just can't see her out and about the narrow streets on her estate. The bathroom - what a fucking mess... It's too small for a bath, she should have had a big walk in shower - with a seat ( if you know, you know!). Right off to do a washing, hang it on the line along with packets of rice- other carb based foods are available!!

 

[bitsandbobs123]

First child free night this year just the two of them and they’ve done this
Absolutely tragic
And then posting on instagram
get off your phone and make the most of the evening you sad bint. Home at that time when they live so close to the centre of Birmingham is honestly the most saddest thing ever

 

[Barnabybear]

Wait until she finds out you can drop £3k plus on a glamping yurt at Glasto, she'll be there like a shot showing the poor peasants how it's done.

Also, how drunk is she???

 

[GingerWhinger]

Her entire house makes me claustrophobic

Her entire life gives me the ick

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Well, I for one hope they go out for an Italian for their date night. Can’t wait to see Babs’ strop when the pasta doesn’t change shape halfway through the meal

 

[justplaintired]

I’m aware not everyone is struggling financially , and I do not begrudge anybody ( except her) having it easier than most. Thankfully we are ok but it hasn’t always been like that. We have had years of financial struggles so I am very aware to be careful about saying if we are buying something or refurbishing as I remember times when we had literally nothing. And it’s fucking hard. It’s awful seeing ppl doing simple chores like a weeks food shop and throwing whatever they want into their trolly and I had to watch every penny. So babs a little humility and awareness of what is going on around you would be very welcome , showing off is not an attractive trait to add to the rest of your ugly self. I would hate your life , you actually have nothing and nobody and to be frank with you I can understand why. You are a self centred, spoilt ugly liar .. so go on girl , have your b&m budget bathroom with shoddy workmanship and your holidays and freebies cos you have nothing else. You are a sad lonely ugly inside and outside bitch who would sell her soul ( kids on porn sites) for any kind of recognition even if it’s hate!
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ETA— nothing against b&m .. but what she buys is shyte

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

If my marriage was surviving off free trips to Drayton Manor and in my manky dressing gown by 8.30pm then kill me now
They’re mid 40 not mid 80s. Go and have a bloody good shag

 

[Handwash30]

Now Steve is some sort of tomcat who goes round pissing in wardrobes after a night out. What a fun, wild guy . Does he have any redeeming qualities? Like at all?

 

[SugarSnapBam]

Omg, I've just read some of the first tattle thread. Same sh1t different year except she's worse, much worse!

Due to your comment, I was curious & had a look at the first ever Babs thread too and yes, you're right - nothing has changed in FIVE YEARS!, absolutely nothing! How has she sustained this shit-show for five years?!!!!! It's worse than the BBC at Christmas with their constant repeats
Here's two comments from 2018 and it's all the same in 2023. Stagnant or what?!!!...

 

[Allthecakes]

Oh hi there

 

[asdaprice]

Emma “we’ve had a rough couple of years!” Oh yes of course. With 5 holidays a year (one to Disney which most people could only dream of doing!) plus numerous days out and seemingly no financial strains. The way she’s talking you would think she never got a breaks! But yes a rough couple of years

You beat me to it ! Rough no one lost jobs , everyone’s healthy ( to an extent ) you don’t work , no financial worries , no shopping budgets , holidays on tap ….. yep that’s rough

 

[Lady Doodle]

She's caught up again,,,,,,

Apparently "someone" messaged her thinking the picture of Brum was a tele

 

[zebby]

"We forgot the toilet"

Oh, you guys! Wharrayou like? Crazy kids, the pair of you.

 

[Handwash30]

I think Steve in his school shoes, little shorts and button up for his #ad hot date at Thomas land, has to be one of my favourite moments. Let’s be honest, you wouldn’t shag him if he was the last man on earth would you

Then she’s making him film her doing ‘funny’ dances in her dressing gown. I’m sure his face the other side of the camera is quite simply . I doubt he had much difficulty keeping his hands off her either.

Even though we can all probably agree it’s a crap excuse for a date, they could at least have made it into a laugh. Her dancing alone while he “listened to the music” just sounds excruciatingly awkward for example.

I strongly agree this needs to be in the wiki. It’s brilliant.

 

[Barnabybear]

BABS!!!The Foo Fighters are coming to Villa Park.

I know you're a big Dave Grohl fan.

They'll be more t shirts of bands you don't listen to for you to buy.

 

[Acorncollecter]

Watched the blog. Look at Erin's face during the outfit of the day chat. She's in proper teen sulk mode. Think she's got her mothers nasty temper.