Brummy Mummy #139 Babs and the Echo Chamber of Secrets

[Iwantyoutoknow22]

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What the hell is she actually on about
Who's "he"?
I've read this 5 times! She makes absolutely no sense ever!!!!!

I can decode this one! It’s a reference to reality show Vanderpump Rules, lots of drama right now around Tom Sandoval (the ‘scandoval’) and he always has gross little white painted nails. Vom

 

[Jossstickjunky]

You can guarantee that if she didn't want to do another show off, poor me post, that 🪜would have been delegated the job of chauffering TT. There is no way Babs would have voluntarily given up her place on the sofa without a good old post to be had.

 

[Jellybean79]

not to highlight my ignorance, but what is hospitality? since it's babs, i'm assuming that it costs more money!

regardless, zooming in on her wrist, it's very clear the photo has been edited to remove her wristband! not only is the wristband clearly visible in a different photo, it's so badly edited - the exact same bit of her wrist at the vase of her hand has been copied, and is literally repeated underneath! - that she makes it blatantly obvious! highlighting her "i never edit my photos!" lies - altho her claims that she doesn't know HOW to edit are actually pretty accurate, given the crap attempt here!

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I think that’s just what her wrist looks like. See this one too:

 

[Riiiiiiiiight]

Oh dear the magic mirror has failed her!

 

[DaysOfSpeed]

The cubs sixer badges are sew on. Or at least they were a few years ago.

There’s no reason to have left it to the last minute.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

and also, mentioning that she missed out on her chance to go see a preview viewing of the take that movie, babs will be using that against erin for years to come, as a form of emotional blackmail, guilt tripping erin into feeling that she owes babs for being so kind and generous and giving up her freebie tickets to take her to see Harry when she could so easily have cancelled and gone to see Barlow in film, as she would have preferred. just further guilt to pile onto her daughter as a manipulation tactic, to add to the "you owe your LIFE to me!" and "you wouldn't be born if I hadn't CREATED you!" etc etc. great narcissisting "mumming" as always, babs.

 

[Allthecakes]

Last year she rehashed the pamphlet to a paperback version, maybe that is a chunk of the difference?!

She needs a sponsorship deal with Tate & Lyle.

 

[Acorncollecter]

Thought she was out with friends? Out with the golden one, to an ad/gifted event Of course.
The only time she goes out is if its gifted, and the only Friend She has is the golden one! what a sad sack she is.

She went with The Reading Residence...her online friend.

 

[Jade33]

Very Portly Rump ??

Yeah, bab's drops tomorrow
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Maybe it is? #saggylabby

Ew, could really do without images of babs saggy bucket fanny flapping about

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Lol that was me who said the mummy jam would contain alcohol

 

[shazbev]

Also.. Maybe it's just me...but surely if you've gone full drag make up wouldn't you wear lippy too? I mean this is Bab who applies lipstick as badly as she does the rest of it but I just have this thing of finishing the look or just go bare faced!

 

[CeeCee1000]

Oh the outfit, my Mum is in her 60s and looks fabulous, she’s constantly asking me if she looks frumpy and if she had worn what Emma did I prob would have said oooh what about different shoes or no jacket?!
I’ve been following Babs and San for years, I would imagine the sweet buffet is just part of the buffet…the ‘sweet’ part. On the other side there would have been the beige stuff

 

[Another Longtime Lurker]

Fixed it for you…

 

[Behelzabobs]

Await your Twingo
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This is an interesting pose/lewk

Wonder if they scroll together through tattle

“ hi there ”

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

babs is wearing multiple pairs of her tacky heart-shaped sunglasses in that reel, despite recently whinging in her home bargains reel that the 99p herat-shaped kids' sunglasses weren't ava in adult sizes and that home bargains needed to "sort it out" because she wanted a pair - casually forgetting that over the past few years, she's bragged releateldy that she brought 99p heart-shaped sunglasses in every colour from amaZON. make it make sense!

also, when she mentions that "the doctor didn't say much" when he diagnosed her with asthma and simply prescribed her a few inhalers and referred her to a specialist - yeah babs, likely because he didn't want to have to deal with the drama and tantrums that would occur if he had refused to diagnosise her with asthma and prescribe inhalers as the perceived "quick fix" that she demanded, and actually encouraged her to address her issues with weight/poor health/lack of exercise. not worth the stress, so instead he agreed to diagnosis her, on the agreement that he didn't have to answer her inane questions about a diagnosis she doesn't have, and decided to leave it to the specialist to break it to her that she doesn't have asthma - as I assume she is far more keen to attend a face to face appointment with a SPECIALIST, for the sake of content and thinking she is special having reached that "level" of asthma. genuinely hope she's told she needs to be weighed and that they sit her down and tell her to improve her diet, make the effort to exercise etc and ultimately remover the unwarranted "asthma" diagnosis AND her prized inhalers.

and grammar-expert babs strikes again, with the claim that her hayfever symptoms have "kickstarted"! i'm assuming she was trying to say that that the hayfever had "kicked in" - but even if that were the case, surely she should be taking a generic antihistamine, not an inhaler for "asthma". gotta love how babs has collected all the symptoms of her deteriorating health under the guise of asthma/allergies/hayfever/perimenopause/anxiety to avoid ever having to take any steps to address the issues herself.

 

[zebby]

I think we're wrong to assume she'll be sharing her 'little pool break' surrounded by peasants. Surely she'll be indulging in a private villa with her own pool.

 

[Missymoo92]

Maybe she’s off to turkey it’s very insta worthy and most people have new teeth or tits so she will literally look like a turkey in turkey

Especially with those jowls *gobble gobble*

 

[syd81]

The cubs sixer badges are sew on. Or at least they were a few years ago.

There’s no reason to have left it to the last minute.

Ah fair enough, I'm happy to be corrected... Or I may have a bathroom meltdown
Didn't realise cubs have sixers to... And she would have had plenty of time and I'm sure no one would notice for one week if she didn't do it anyway

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

I wonder why she never discloses the amount "She" donates to to BCH? Why not just say "Thank you to everyone that bought the jumpsuit from Popsy clothing, you all helped in donating £££." Not the proverbial "We" because we all know that not a single penny will have been donated out of her purse!

"WE" because then she can take full credit, and attend award ceremonies where HER donations to the hospital are recognised and applauded, as SHE is announced as one of BCH's "100 heroes" - an "achievement" she will rehash on an annual. basis - and publicly thanked for her contribution, only to then share her framed certificate and photos from the event on IG and be flooded with praise from the adoring babettes for HER genorosity and kindness - in addition to the usual dancing compliments about her dress/make-up/hair - despite HER having not donated a single penny. babs gets all the credit, yet simultaneously can save all HER money to spend on tat hauls.

 

[mo fo]

Dove fake tan defo does not smell of biscuits?? It smells like body cream??? She is such a fucking muppet, can’t believe she was asking if she should put it on at night or in the morning after a shower?? Do you not shower at night you stinky fool???? Honestly asking how to put on a body moisturiser, I have no words