Why is she so gobsmacked that Steven can cook? They’re not children?
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I love how before she declared her GP to be “nice” - on the basis she didn’t give any lifestyle advice, and ignored the elephant in the room - her obesity (pun intended).
People think all the answers are on Google/social media, and all clinicians are good for is giving them the medication they’ve googled and decided they need. She’s a complete twit - does she think the obesity crisis is some big conspiracy? (Again pun intended).
I bet she has a shock after speaking to a consultant this week, who will definitely not mess around, telling her in plain English to lose some bleeping weight.
People think all the answers are on Google/social media, and all clinicians are good for is giving them the medication they’ve googled and decided they need. She’s a complete twit - does she think the obesity crisis is some big conspiracy? (Again pun intended).
I bet she has a shock after speaking to a consultant this week, who will definitely not mess around, telling her in plain English to lose some bleeping weight.
That’s if and it’s a big IF she is seeing a consultant . I don’t believe a word that dirtbag says
Got to be her knickers under those cossies. We know she wears ill-fitting circulation stoppers around her gunt because she's flashed them enough times.
okay, so babs' latest podcast episode - last one in the "season" yet I'm pretty sure she primisda bonus episode with damp Claire?! - i genuinely felt SO sorry for her guest. the lady mentioned the state of America and in Flirida specifically, the potential that are they are trying to impose a bill limiting sex education being taught in school to the point that talking about periods to girls younger than six grade would be banned t-which is a horrific situation but ofc far too "grown-up" for babs, who was unaware of the situation because it's news that doesn't affect HER, and immediately jumped in to change the subject, launched into a huge spiel about perimenopause, comparing the fact that it is supposedly a topic that is NEVER spoken about - except by babs 
- with the potential ban on educating kids about periods. 
also interesting that a PG movie - rated PG-13 in the US with reviews from parents saying they didn't think it was suitable for under 12s, yet both the Es were permitted to watch it, solely because it was relevant to babs' content - and note how toddler Ethan was perfectly able to sit thru a two hour film, with babs repeatedly mentioning that he sat through it til the end - yet supposedly could only cope with the Sponge bob theatre show because it was a short show, and he isn't able to concentrate for longer than an hour. as for the content of the movie, HP is not age-appropriate for the toddlers - or certainly wasn't til Ezzie turned 12 - yet she's happy to let both kids watch a movie with topics such as sex education - diagrams of genitals #bitrude - discussions of puberty, references to "private part action", bras, breast size, games of spin the bottle - thus kissing scenes - and a girl practising her "snogging" skills on her bedpost. can't see how any of that is deemed "age appropriate" by babs for toddler Ethan, yet magic spells and flying cars and pet owls is all a bit much for him to cope with.
also, the end of the podcast where she totally messed up and stated that she wouldn't advise parents allow their kids to read certain Judy Blume books - like Forever - while they are "her age", presumably trying to say she wouldn't seem them suitable for children of the age of HER kids, yet it seemed appropriate that babs stated the book wasn't suitable for HER, a 45 year old woman with the maturity level of a toddler, who supposedly giggles any time she meets someone named Ralph, because "willies"! how the duck did she ever teach sex ed to a classroom of TEENS?! 
- with the potential ban on educating kids about periods. also interesting that a PG movie - rated PG-13 in the US with reviews from parents saying they didn't think it was suitable for under 12s, yet both the Es were permitted to watch it, solely because it was relevant to babs' content - and note how toddler Ethan was perfectly able to sit thru a two hour film, with babs repeatedly mentioning that he sat through it til the end - yet supposedly could only cope with the Sponge bob theatre show because it was a short show, and he isn't able to concentrate for longer than an hour. as for the content of the movie, HP is not age-appropriate for the toddlers - or certainly wasn't til Ezzie turned 12 - yet she's happy to let both kids watch a movie with topics such as sex education - diagrams of genitals #bitrude - discussions of puberty, references to "private part action", bras, breast size, games of spin the bottle - thus kissing scenes - and a girl practising her "snogging" skills on her bedpost. can't see how any of that is deemed "age appropriate" by babs for toddler Ethan, yet magic spells and flying cars and pet owls is all a bit much for him to cope with.
also, the end of the podcast where she totally messed up and stated that she wouldn't advise parents allow their kids to read certain Judy Blume books - like Forever
- while they are "her age", presumably trying to say she wouldn't seem them suitable for children of the age of HER kids, yet it seemed appropriate that babs stated the book wasn't suitable for HER, a 45 year old woman with the maturity level of a toddler, who supposedly giggles any time she meets someone named Ralph, because "willies"! how the duck did she ever teach sex ed to a classroom of TEENS?! I suspect the specialist is actually the asthma nurse at her Gp!
I’ve been waiting 9 mi this for a Gynae appt but she with fake asthma gets a consultant appt this soon?! Bull tit.
I’ve been waiting 9 mi this for a Gynae appt but she with fake asthma gets a consultant appt this soon?! Bull tit.
I also wonder if she's paid again for a private consultation whereby she'll drive the narrative. Good luck to her if that's the case - she needs an honest, direct approach and won't like being told to improve her lifestyle!
hahaaa, the utter irony of babs shaming ANYONE for "eating so much takeaway food!" eating pancakes for breakfast is sO uNrEaLiStiC says babs, who literally devours cinammon buns with icing for breakfast, recently announced she was planning to eat banana cake for breakfast, poses with her birthday cake at 6am, eats her advent calendar chocolates at 5.30am and downs entire easter eggs before 11am! and as for the specific reference to takeaway food - she has at least one indian takeaway every week, plus she orders in food greggs and buys drinks from Costa, and that isn’t even taking into account the sheer amount of chocolate and sugar and fancy "mummy biscuits" she buys and eats throughout the week!
"ThEy wOuLd HaVe nO MoNeY!" okay babs! is this a weirdly ironic attempt to be relatable? maybe Lorelai claims all her takeaways and pancake breakfasts as "business expenses", just as you do with your endless clothes and tat hauls.
"ThEy wOuLd HaVe nO MoNeY!" okay babs! is this a weirdly ironic attempt to be relatable? maybe Lorelai claims all her takeaways and pancake breakfasts as "business expenses", just as you do with your endless clothes and tat hauls.
So its confirmed, they're at Harry Styles tomorrow night!
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@AliceInWanderLost you're forgetting her weekly Chinese with accompanying prawn cracker dance too 
ha, yeah that was what I meant when u mentioned her weekly Takeaway - except for some reason, my brain decided prawn crackers were an accompanying side dish for an Indian, rather than a Chinese - or in babs' case, in order of chips, rice and a slop of curry sauce!@AliceInWanderLost you're forgetting her weekly Chinese with accompanying prawn cracker dance too
soz for such a basic error
, i will blame it on the fact that i don't have a masters. She best be driving. CBS Arena is a nightmare by trainSo its confirmed, they're at Harry Styles tomorrow night!
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Hope she has the Kleenex at the ready as she cries down the phone to PUS when she has to drive anywhere new on her own!
Think I'm officially joining you Cow Bags. Had my eldest when she had Ethan and lived down the road from her in Quinton so enjoyed her blog and Insta as it was all very relatable. She still worked too. Over the years I have liked her less and less to the point I now find her utterly vulgar and objectionable. For a bit I just felt sorry for her as she's just too bleeping pathetic but I don't have any sympathy for her anymore.
I guess the mugs was the beginning of the end for me as I really wanted a 'Mom' mug but no way was I paying 17 quid for a mug. It was the New York trip I stopped feeling sorry for her and finally realised what a piece of tit she is. In one story she said she bought Erin some tacky makeup up bag for a ridiculous amount of money when she could have got literally the same in B&M for a few quid, but in the next story Ethan couldn't have his T shirt. She spent 3 times the amount the shirt cost on some crappy make up bag for Erin. Pure nasty. The broom real from Saturday was the end for me, this woman claims to have anxiety but is absolutely fine putting out content like that for everyone to see? As someone who actually suffers from anxiety that's bleeping insulting, there's just no way!!!
Finally, I'll be utterly appalled (but not surprised) if they still go to Florida this year. My friend cancelled her Disney trip today because of everything going on over there and another friend is also considering cancelling. That stupid piece of tit won't give a crap though will she, as long as she's alright who cares about the very basic human rights violations of others.
ANYWAY! Hello Cow Bags. The woman is a first class prat
I guess the mugs was the beginning of the end for me as I really wanted a 'Mom' mug but no way was I paying 17 quid for a mug. It was the New York trip I stopped feeling sorry for her and finally realised what a piece of tit she is. In one story she said she bought Erin some tacky makeup up bag for a ridiculous amount of money when she could have got literally the same in B&M for a few quid, but in the next story Ethan couldn't have his T shirt. She spent 3 times the amount the shirt cost on some crappy make up bag for Erin. Pure nasty. The broom real from Saturday was the end for me, this woman claims to have anxiety but is absolutely fine putting out content like that for everyone to see? As someone who actually suffers from anxiety that's bleeping insulting, there's just no way!!!
Finally, I'll be utterly appalled (but not surprised) if they still go to Florida this year. My friend cancelled her Disney trip today because of everything going on over there and another friend is also considering cancelling. That stupid piece of tit won't give a crap though will she, as long as she's alright who cares about the very basic human rights violations of others.
ANYWAY! Hello Cow Bags. The woman is a first class prat
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the blatant inconsistenty with her babanory story last year attempting to justify why she didn't take little E to the Lightyear premiere she knew he would ADORE, on the premise tht it was a school night and he needed to adhere to his toddler bedtime - plus ofc thta it wouldn't be fair to take Ethan to the cinema without the golden child, when she doesn't have a favourite and wouldn't want Ezzie to feel she was missing out! meanwhile, erin is taken to theatre shows and concerts, allowed to stay up late on school nights, because babs ensures Erin accompanies her to all events, whether paid for or gifted, and Ethan doesn't get taken anywhere, except when she needs him to film content for an ad because erin has flat out refused to pose for photos at Thomas land with father Christmas, or with a frube yoghurt, which are "perfect for toddlers" who can't be trusted not to make a mess.It's 50:50 it's either tonight or tomorrow night.
You know how she won't disclose her location until afterwards!
Also, isn't it interesting how the favourite toddler child can stay up late on a school night when it suits big babs and its somewhere she wants to go too!
The brat got Heather's last week and HS this week!
Poor Ethan
but sure babs, no favourite child! wouldn't be fair for erin to have missed put on Ethan's dream premiere, what with the endless list of shows and concerts and trips she goes to with babs, while Ethan is left at home! she would NEVER treat the Es differently, just like she NEVER lies and NEVER drinks alcohol!
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Welcome to the IC2000000000 crew! However, I do believe you've made a huge error in your last sentence... Prat really should be twit
It's also a nightmare to drive to! Very very little parking and the surrounding roads get grid locked! When I went to see Take That there we privately parked a few miles away and walked,
imagine the big blamonge doing that complete in feather boa and sequins 
duck me look at the state of her droopy left peeper. Go get that sorted you absolute cyclops.
Not that Harry would ever look at her story but if I saw that face a with the caption saying “they’re coming to get me” you best believe I’d cancel the whole damn show quick time, no hesitation.
Re bathroom gate, I don’t care what it looks like as it’s literally where scarecrow Ste keeps his long flipper shoes, just makes me sick to be frank.
Not that Harry would ever look at her story but if I saw that face a with the caption saying “they’re coming to get me” you best believe I’d cancel the whole damn show quick time, no hesitation.
Re bathroom gate, I don’t care what it looks like as it’s literally where scarecrow Ste keeps his long flipper shoes, just makes me sick to be frank.
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don’t worry, it not as though she will have eaten them, so no risk of a "sore tummy" for babs! those chips have far too much resemblance to an actual, real potato for babs' liking. she only eats spuds in frozen or dehydrated form, chips created by steve hacking chunks from an actual potato will be far too much for a "vegetable" for healthy eating babs! straight in the bin, as she demands steve shove a tray of beige carbs in the oven!
Don't worry, Tattle Ads have us sorted!soz for such a basic error
Chew on that GrotBabs.
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