Such a cliche, insta-trend bathroom she’s going for and it’s already starting to get dated!
Her life is ruled by an app. It’s really pathetic.
Her life is ruled by an app. It’s really pathetic.
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uh, okay so i heard the song playing in the background of her latest reel said something baout having a "real nice figure", so was trying to make out the lyrics - googled the lyrics to "keep Dat N***a" by icandy, and even the first few sentences seem..... 
i mean sure, the first line is incredibly accurate - thanks for acknowledging you are no longer a size 18, babs - but honestly, i don't feel overly comfortable posting kroe than the first few lines of the song here - but you
can google itthe lyrics yourself if you wanna hear the kind of music "great mum" babs listens to. it's certainly not the Barlow or Harry Styles or Disney or Hamilton she claims to adore!
a crude song with mentions of "tight pussy", repeated threats of gun violence etc - just the kind of #bitrude and aggressive music i can fully imagine babs violently blaring along to behind closed doors - all "witch" this and "n***a" that"...
"witch, I'm back and my ass got bigger (fat)
Pretty face and a real nice figure (uh)
Shoot your shot, n***a, pull that trigger (that trigger)
duck my ex, you can keep that n***a (keep that nigga)"
i mean sure, the first line is incredibly accurate - thanks for acknowledging you are no longer a size 18, babs - but honestly, i don't feel overly comfortable posting kroe than the first few lines of the song here - but you
can google itthe lyrics yourself if you wanna hear the kind of music "great mum" babs listens to. it's certainly not the Barlow or Harry Styles or Disney or Hamilton she claims to adore!a crude song with mentions of "tight pussy", repeated threats of gun violence etc - just the kind of #bitrude and aggressive music i can fully imagine babs violently blaring along to behind closed doors - all "witch" this and "n***a" that"...
"witch, I'm back and my ass got bigger (fat)Pretty face and a real nice figure (uh)
Shoot your shot, n***a, pull that trigger (that trigger)
duck my ex, you can keep that n***a (keep that nigga)"
She is only using this song as it is trending on tiktok. Like all the over songs she uses
uh, okay so i heard the song playing in the background of her latest reel said something baout having a "real nice figure", so was trying to make out the lyrics - googled the lyrics to "keep Dat N***a" by icandy, and even the first few sentences seem.....
i mean sure, the first line is incredibly accurate - thanks for acknowledging you are no longer a size 18, babs - but honestly, i don't feel overly comfortable posting kroe than the first few lines of the song here - but you
a crude song with mentions of "tight pussy", repeated threats of gun violence etc - just the kind of #bitrude and aggressive music i can fully imagine babs violently blaring along to behind closed doors - all "witch" this and "n***a" that"...
Pretty face and a real nice figure (uh)
Shoot your shot, n***a, pull that trigger (that trigger)
duck my ex, you can keep that n***a (keep that nigga)"
Is she not taking the childrenI can’t imagine going somewhere suitable for my children, that they’d love to go to, but leaving them at home and face timing them. And then only letting them see my face
Just leaving this here Emma cos I know you read Tattle and I'm feeling very passive aggressive today. I think it was your summer clothes reel that pissed me off. I'm annoyed I've spent 46 years on this planet and didn't know I could wear a badly fitting swimming cossie under a cover up on holiday
She’s taking her eldest this week. But last time just face timed her with her big, waxy face enjoying the showIs she not taking the children
More bollocks from her - she’s all about plants but asking for help with her bathroom. Call it what it is - desperate plea for interaction to support this piss poor platform masquerading as “werk”…….she’s getting on my sunburnt tits today (forgot I am ginger and had at least 14 mins on the sun yesterday).
Pretty thirsty for any deal at the minute
babs is wearing multiple pairs of her tacky heart-shaped sunglasses in that reel, despite recently whinging in her home bargains reel that the 99p herat-shaped kids' sunglasses weren't ava in adult sizes and that home bargains needed to "sort it out" because she wanted a pair - casually forgetting that over the past few years, she's bragged releateldy that she brought 99p heart-shaped sunglasses in every colour from amaZON. make it make sense!
also, when she mentions that "the doctor didn't say much" when he diagnosed her with asthma and simply prescribed her a few inhalers and referred her to a specialist - yeah babs, likely because he didn't want to have to deal with the drama and tantrums that would occur if he had refused to diagnosise her with asthma and prescribe inhalers as the perceived "quick fix" that she demanded, and actually encouraged her to address her issues with weight/poor health/lack of exercise. not worth the stress, so instead he agreed to diagnosis her, on the agreement that he didn't have to answer her inane questions about a diagnosis she doesn't have, and decided to leave it to the specialist to break it to her that she doesn't have asthma - as I assume she is far more keen to attend a face to face appointment with a SPECIALIST, for the sake of content and thinking she is special having reached that "level" of asthma. genuinely hope she's told she needs to be weighed and that they sit her down and tell her to improve her diet, make the effort to exercise etc and ultimately remover the unwarranted "asthma" diagnosis AND her prized inhalers.
and grammar-expert babs strikes again, with the claim that her hayfever symptoms have "kickstarted"! i'm assuming she was trying to say that that the hayfever had "kicked in" - but even if that were the case, surely she should be taking a generic antihistamine, not an inhaler for "asthma". gotta love how babs has collected all the symptoms of her deteriorating health under the guise of asthma/allergies/hayfever/perimenopause/anxiety to avoid ever having to take any steps to address the issues herself.
also, when she mentions that "the doctor didn't say much" when he diagnosed her with asthma and simply prescribed her a few inhalers and referred her to a specialist - yeah babs, likely because he didn't want to have to deal with the drama and tantrums that would occur if he had refused to diagnosise her with asthma and prescribe inhalers as the perceived "quick fix" that she demanded, and actually encouraged her to address her issues with weight/poor health/lack of exercise. not worth the stress, so instead he agreed to diagnosis her, on the agreement that he didn't have to answer her inane questions about a diagnosis she doesn't have, and decided to leave it to the specialist to break it to her that she doesn't have asthma - as I assume she is far more keen to attend a face to face appointment with a SPECIALIST, for the sake of content and thinking she is special having reached that "level" of asthma. genuinely hope she's told she needs to be weighed and that they sit her down and tell her to improve her diet, make the effort to exercise etc and ultimately remover the unwarranted "asthma" diagnosis AND her prized inhalers.
and grammar-expert babs strikes again, with the claim that her hayfever symptoms have "kickstarted"! i'm assuming she was trying to say that that the hayfever had "kicked in" - but even if that were the case, surely she should be taking a generic antihistamine, not an inhaler for "asthma". gotta love how babs has collected all the symptoms of her deteriorating health under the guise of asthma/allergies/hayfever/perimenopause/anxiety to avoid ever having to take any steps to address the issues herself.
The most fantastical thing about that load of fiction is her making out Ste was in the room with herSummer beauty…. Yeah right whatever
also the doctor just gave her an inhaler and didn’t say much…. Just referred her on. I’m an asthmatic I don’t remember anyone just lobbing inhalers at me with little info or examination
They've sourced a bathroom fitter for 2 weeks time having said afew weeks ago she'd need to wait...hmmmmm
I'm glad to see not many people have liked her summer outfits reel.
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I still worry about the 1368 people that have liked it though 
holy blusher! and did she apply her 
make-up in the dark, because she appears to have applied blusher as eyeshadow....
and don't even get me started on those creepy crawly brows, desperately trying to escape down her cheeks to freedom. keep going guys, you're almost at the jowls!
#FreeTheFuzzyCaterpillars
make-up in the dark, because she appears to have applied blusher as eyeshadow.... and don't even get me started on those creepy crawly brows, desperately trying to escape down her cheeks to freedom. keep going guys, you're almost at the jowls!
#FreeTheFuzzyCaterpillars
That droopy eye though .
The fact she gets HelloFresh deals and doesn't even cook them really pisses me off!
I can decode this one! It’s a reference to reality show Vanderpump Rules, lots of drama right now around Tom Sandoval (the ‘scandoval’) and he always has gross little white painted nails. VomView attachment 2188054
What the hell is she actually on about
Who's "he"?
I've read this 5 times! She makes absolutely no sense ever!!!!!
Aww look at healthy little babs modest portion with salad. She’s such a healthy, active person with her exercising regularly and all that!holy blusher! and did she apply her
and don't even get me started on those creepy crawly brows, desperately trying to escape down her cheeks to freedom. keep going guys, you're almost at the jowls!
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What we don’t see is the family size bar of chocolate she consumes afterwards
Those 'chips' look like raw potato.holy blusher! and did she apply her
and don't even get me started on those creepy crawly brows, desperately trying to escape down her cheeks to freedom. keep going guys, you're almost at the jowls!
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