Here’s a little rework of the carol Once in Royal David’s City -
Once in lovely Birmingham city
Stood a mouldy Hobbit House,
Where a mother exploited her children
Just so they could meet Mickey Mouse:
Emma was so drunk and riled,
Triple Threat her favourite child.
Ste came down from his stepladder,
Where is Babs the Lard of all?
Is she drunk under the table,
Is she filming another haul?
Mummy corner is where he found her,
Holy Shit she’s found my Grindr.
Once in lovely Birmingham city
Stood a mouldy Hobbit House,
Where a mother exploited her children
Just so they could meet Mickey Mouse:
Emma was so drunk and riled,
Triple Threat her favourite child.
Ste came down from his stepladder,
Where is Babs the Lard of all?
Is she drunk under the table,
Is she filming another haul?
Mummy corner is where he found her,
Holy Shit she’s found my Grindr.