So she’s banging on about ticky tocky (vom) saying she should wear the awful 4th dress with a child’s headband… however quick peak at the 39 comments ( make that roughly 25 as she’s replied to most of them) and they all say the first dress….. pahahaaaaa moron wear the Bacofoil dress turkey twizzle!
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true, in terms of actual logic and common sense. but by babs' logic, it makes total sense that top top is her "office" - in name only - because the excess space can be used to store her ever-expanding tat hoard. she's already having to use ethan's room to stash the overspill from upstairs - if ethan's room became her office, she'd have to empty out top top for the gden child - -thus ethan would end up with even more tit stored in his room - like to the point where babs ditched his bed entirely, and replaced the frame with tat-filled cardboard boxes, with a mattress in the top. if she could get away with it, she'd shove ethan in a box up in top top, whack an "ethan's room" label on it, and take over his bedroom as another landfill site for tat.
Complains about chin spots. Next story about chocolate. Go figure. And I did NOT need to see up her nose and her vile tongue wriggling about.
On fb she's posted the Birds of a feather thingy with Taming twit and is banging on about her being her friend....etc.
Why the sudden push on this friendship when she's never made much fuss before even when TT got to 200,000 on Insta. It's a bit odd.
Why the sudden push on this friendship when she's never made much fuss before even when TT got to 200,000 on Insta. It's a bit odd.
Because TTw getting 200k was of no real benefit to Emma, even as a piggyback for a few followers- any she *may* have gained she would have rapidly lost. But NOW, now it is almost EMMA'S birthday for which she always has a meet up with TTw, and it is ALL ABOUT EMMA. So now it's totally fine to acknowledge this friendship and the nice day planned for HER, for HER birthday, by HER friend (see Cowbags- I have a friend!!). She's such a shite person, everything. Ev.er.ry.thing. MUST be about her. And if its not... just ignore it.
You're not peri menopausal Emma.
You still have regular periods, we know this because you insist on telling us.
As far as I know sticking a HRT patch on your arse will not cure stupid.
( Although they do help with anxiety, as long as it's not the imaginary kind).
You still have regular periods, we know this because you insist on telling us.
As far as I know sticking a HRT patch on your arse will not cure stupid.
( Although they do help with anxiety, as long as it's not the imaginary kind).
It really pisses me off when she generalises that ALL women her age are definitely Peri-Menopausal. This is a huge passion of mine, I've done loads of research and work with specialist's recently in my own time about the link between Menopause and mental health. It's huge, and so under estimated. I've got a big project in the background for next year. But one thing I've learnt for definite is that no two women's menopause will be the same. Yes you can generalise a bit but she is so desperate to "fit in" to the next box of life she can tick off and she hasn't got a clue what the duck she's talking about.
Perimenopausal me hasn’t been near a thick chunky jumper for years…
I know menopause is an age thing, but it’s also a ‘not the same age for everyone’ thing.
I know menopause is an age thing, but it’s also a ‘not the same age for everyone’ thing.
Your description of Babs as a non fictional character made me laugh for some reasonAll this from someone who had a meltdown earlier over an advent calendar
Babs is the only non fictional character who doesn’t understand the true meaning of Christmas
it's perfect, captures the fact she's not quite genuine but is apparently real. She's like the human equivalent of the reality shows she lives so much. You're meant to believe it but you know it's all bull !
Even if she is peri menopausal, the first line advice is to have a healthy diet, do exercise and avoid excess alcohol.
Err and where would Steve sleep if they did that? You can't expect Babs to share a room with him.I don't understand why top tip isn't Erin's bedroom, Ethan gets Erin's room and his pokey room is used as an office.
Wonder how the homemade advent calendar went down with big E? No braggy posts... yet...
Ooh I'd be interested in your findings, having started HRT in the summer my mood has lifted considerably. I thought my lowness was post lockdown stress from a variety of sources...turns out I was struggling needlessly with bonkers FSH levels. I have also ramped up my exercise and try to eat better now too, unlike Babs unless it's fruit day
Babs has held back and hasn't promoted TTw presale recipe book, such a fraud with this empowering women shite she spouts.
Her whole peri-menopausal tit really makes me 
My dog ( male) is more bloody perimenopausal than Emma!!
She has had no symptoms- she gets hot cos she’s overweight and unfit - not a hot flush! She never opens the windows on her horrible house. All my friends who are/were menopausal have windows open and are not wearing a chunky knit sweater!! Sadly at 54 I long to be menopausal but my body apparently isn’t listening! So hideous periods it is every month!
She is still having regular periods as she shares that with us.
Ffs she’s such an ignorant stupid witch. She gets worse every day and that’s some achievement as she’s the lowest of the low already!!
My dog ( male) is more bloody perimenopausal than Emma!! She has had no symptoms- she gets hot cos she’s overweight and unfit - not a hot flush! She never opens the windows on her horrible house. All my friends who are/were menopausal have windows open and are not wearing a chunky knit sweater!! Sadly at 54 I long to be menopausal but my body apparently isn’t listening! So hideous periods it is every month!
She is still having regular periods as she shares that with us.
Ffs she’s such an ignorant stupid witch. She gets worse every day and that’s some achievement as she’s the lowest of the low already!!
Can we just clear up that, having regular periods does not mean you aren't perimenopausal. I'm not saying babs is, but this is a common misconception. You can have regular periods for years whilst also having diminishing/ fluctuating hormones causing all sorts of symptoms.
I'm 40 and on HRT, but my mum went through menopause quite early and I'm just flowing suit it would seem. Whoever said she's just trying to fit into the next box is right though. She has to "have a thing", and we all know this is due to her having no life / content
I said exactly this on the last thread. And you’re right, with the extended Christmas returns, there’s probably several outfits she’ll return once she’s got her use out of them. The thought of that is disgusting too.
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that's why he has sheds. sure, the one Babs showed off most recently - the one she claimed for herself to hoard her excessive loo roll stash - was more a storage container than an actual shed, but 🪜 is very used to curling himself up in the space under the stairs to watch football on his phone, so i reckon he has the contortionist abilities to fold himself up small and sleep in one of this teeny, tiny sheds. comparatively, not much smaller than the hobbit house itself - especially when you take babs' tat hoard into account.
in all honesty, 🪜 would probably be far happier out there, snuggled in a sleeping bag in his teeny tiny shed, protected from the stench of babs and her blaring foghorn voice demanding he complete his list of chores, with his own choice of programmes to watch on his phone and Jo risk of her snapping sly photos of him to share on SM without his consent. plus he could spend his nights chatting to George, and band would be NON the wiser. he'd be living his best shed life, and - other than being surrounded by toilet rolls - would likely prefer it than being surrounded by all babs' tat and life-size disney statues and clothing rails and clutter and waking up on his sofa bed to see multiple framed photos of babs plus all her prided excel certificates hung above his head, the command strips used leaving him at risk of them falling on him overnight, and him waking up as flat
Because Ste sleeps in the top top on a “day bed”I don't understand why top tip isn't Erin's bedroom, Ethan gets Erin's room and his pokey room is used as an office.
Anyone else hoping tomorrow's birthday advent calendar opening is a FUDGE 
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