How much of an anticlimax is that tree???? The kids decorated ours and it has more style and substance than that dismal bah humbug effort
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Don't worry guys, don't put pressure on yourselves this Christmas. Says Babs with her tiny Christmas villages and expensive Disney decorations tat. Well guess what Babs, you can't buy class or good taste. Carry on convincing yourself.
I came here to say about her tree!! When my kids were little they did better than that! It’s bleeping awful but @Allthecakes you are correct you can’t buy taste, and her taste in decor is the same as her clothes SHYTE. It’s the worst tree I’ve ever seen
All this from someone who had a meltdown earlier over an advent calendar
Babs is the only non fictional character who doesn’t understand the true meaning of Christmas
She says they have just put up the old tree from before they had kids. Am assuming this means they have other trees in the house and decided not to use them? I think they got a new one for an AD last year? No wonder there is no storage
i know babs wears "big pants" and thick tights up to her tights and sometimes an. additional pair of pants over the tights in an effort to keep her too-small #size18 tights from dropping at the crotch, but even with all those layers....why does she as though she is concelaing an adult nappy underneath her dress? that whole area looks so lumpy and bumpy - she looks like a toddler wearing a full nappy that desperately needs to be changed, because it's so heavy its dragging them down.
ultimately, she has highlighted the fact that she spent a huge amount of money on yet another dress she has no intention of ever wearing outside the hobbit house solely to please the babettes, because she feels uncomfortable and insecure. same with the brightly coloured dress she. tries on last. if she's questioning whether it is "too bright" and whether she - at the age of 44 - can pull of the sleeves, why did she buy it in the first place? she buys expensive frocks on impulse, only to never wear them, because once she tires them on at home, she realises that she doesn't feel confident, because despite her #bodypositivity, she is riddled with body insecurities.
genuinely hope the babettes praise her appearance in that golden frock though - in the same way they did when they encouraged her to buy it - and she pairs it with her red jacket, crayoned-on smudged red lips and those hideous boots - that would be a fashion disaster i am totally here for!
She needs to watch Channel 5 Christmas films to remind her of the true meaning of this season.
Yanno what though? I’m guessing she knows her decorations are tasteless shyte, cos she literally shows us her gunt and her tits and her tasteless tacky mug cubboard and hot choc station, how come she didn’t show us the crowning glory of a tree? Cos she knows it’s just horrible!
what is blabs blabbering about those reels in tiktok whether people throw a bauble and it transitions to their house all decorated-as if she didn't film a reel in that exact style last year, where she threw a bauble into the hobbit living room and then showed off her tacky festive grotto, looking as though christmas had vomited all over her house. she's very quick to leap in whatever bandwagon is "on trend", yet she's now bitching about it because the reels she's seen in that style are unrealistic, and don't fit with her bargain hoard of decorations.
that disney tree reveal was a huge disappointment, given all the hype and the dramatic build-up. she put more effort into last year's rainbow Disney tree - but otc Margot is to blame for her lack of effort this year. and whinging about other people having their houses all decorated, the outside laden with lights and wreaths etc, and reminding the babettes now to compare their own decorations with those they see on SM - solely to reassure herself, because she is feeling rubbish at her half-assed attempt. we all know damn well that if she had the energy - or had managed to threaten 🪜 into doing it for her - the hobbit house would be bedecked in festive lights, with giant inflatable g-nomies and reindeer in the front garden. whinging about "pressure" as though her endless excessive spending and flaunting her weekly "hauls" doesn't put pressure on other people, or make them feel like crap parents in comparison when she takes the kids on day trips and multiple holidays and casually spends hundreds of pounds totally spontaneously buying frocks and child-styles mickey sTATues and tiki-tat bars. she's just jealous, because her tacky old, broken collection of disney knickknack" baubles, plain tree, incredibly boring tree topper and ugly christmas village looks tit, and she knows it. and her jealousy disguised as "too much pressure" and "no comparisons" is pathetic. the sheer amount of money she has spent in decorations and festive tat, her living room looks tit.
that disney tree reveal was a huge disappointment, given all the hype and the dramatic build-up. she put more effort into last year's rainbow Disney tree - but otc Margot is to blame for her lack of effort this year. and whinging about other people having their houses all decorated, the outside laden with lights and wreaths etc, and reminding the babettes now to compare their own decorations with those they see on SM - solely to reassure herself, because she is feeling rubbish at her half-assed attempt. we all know damn well that if she had the energy - or had managed to threaten 🪜 into doing it for her - the hobbit house would be bedecked in festive lights, with giant inflatable g-nomies and reindeer in the front garden. whinging about "pressure" as though her endless excessive spending and flaunting her weekly "hauls" doesn't put pressure on other people, or make them feel like crap parents in comparison when she takes the kids on day trips and multiple holidays and casually spends hundreds of pounds totally spontaneously buying frocks and child-styles mickey sTATues and tiki-tat bars. she's just jealous, because her tacky old, broken collection of disney knickknack" baubles, plain tree, incredibly boring tree topper and ugly christmas village looks tit, and she knows it. and her jealousy disguised as "too much pressure" and "no comparisons" is pathetic. the sheer amount of money she has spent in decorations and festive tat, her living room looks tit.
She’s going on about gorgeous houses and how hers isn’twhat is blabs blabbering about those reels in tiktok whether people throw a bauble and it transitions to their house all decorated-as if she didn't film a reel in that exact style last year, where she threw a bauble into the hobbit living room and then showed off her tacky festive grotto, looking as though christmas had vomited all over her house. she's very quick to leap in whatever bandwagon is "on trend", yet she's now bitching about it because the reels she's seen in that style are unrealistic, and don't fit with her bargain hoard of decorations.
that disney tree reveal was a huge disappointment, given all the hype and the dramatic build-up. she put more effort into last year's rainbow Disney tree - but otc Margot is to blame for her lack of effort this year. and whinging about other people having their houses all decorated, the outside laden with lights and wreaths etc, and reminding the babettes now to compare their own decorations with those they see on SM - solely to reassure herself, because she is feeling rubbish at her half-assed attempt. we all know damn well that if she had the energy - or had managed to threaten 🪜 into doing it for her - the hobbit house would be bedecked in festive lights, with giant inflatable g-nomies and reindeer in the front garden. whinging about "pressure" as though her endless excessive spending and flaunting her weekly "hauls" doesn't put pressure on other people, or make them feel like crap parents in comparison when she takes the kids on day trips and multiple holidays and casually spends hundreds of pounds totally spontaneously buying frocks and child-styles mickey sTATues and tiki-tat bars. she's just jealous, because her tacky old, broken collection of disney knickknack" baubles, plain tree, incredibly boring tree topper and ugly christmas village looks tit, and she knows it. and her jealousy disguised as "too much pressure" and "no comparisons" is pathetic. the sheer amount of money she has spent in decorations and festive tat, her living room looks tit.
How people shouldn’t feel under pressure
All this from someone constantly going to Disneyland Paris and in America not to mention the countless other holidays and freebies galore
Perhaps if she hasn’t bought that stupid tiny house and hadnt spent all the money she wasted on Disney then she would have a beautiful home
She truly is a witch
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presumably that's the one shoved under ethan's bed all year round, because his room is used as further tat storage, since her top top tip is fit to burst. m the way she moans about that poor kid having large cuddly toys - remember her fury when 🪜 won him that giant plushie toy hamster, and was quick to ensure it was binned - plus when she ditched all the boxes for his board games and shoved them in plastic board game bags that she bought from amaZON - partially because it resulted in content and an excuse to spend money, but predominantly because she explained that ethan's room wasn't big enough to store his toys and games.
instead of complaint about her son filling his own bedroom with his toys, maybe she should remove her own hoard of junk from under his bed and from his cupboards etc, so the kid has room to keep his own stuff - but ofc babs' tat hoard is the priority, and she would rather ethan's possessions end up in the bin. she even used her son's bed to store the "spare mattress" when they were #gifted a free one, because obvs it went to erin, and erin's old one then had to be dumped somewhere, and with the lack of space in the hobbit house, it obvs made sense to lump it on ethan's bed and make him sleep on two mattresses.
Her house makes me so itchy. Cramped, dark and tit.
If I see that poxy reel one more time..... 
No I don't see people on social media and think "why am I not like that?" because I'm not a total moron
No I don't see people on social media and think "why am I not like that?" because I'm not a total moron
I don't understand why top tip isn't Erin's bedroom, Ethan gets Erin's room and his pokey room is used as an office.presumably that's the one shoved under ethan's bed all year round, because his room is used as further tat storage, since her top top tip is fit to burst. m the way she moans about that poor kid having large cuddly toys - remember her fury when 🪜 won him that giant plushie toy hamster, and was quick to ensure it was binned - plus when she ditched all the boxes for his board games and shoved them in plastic board game bags that she bought from amaZON - partially because it resulted in content and an excuse to spend money, but predominantly because she explained that ethan's room wasn't big enough to store his toys and games.
instead of complaint about her son filling his own bedroom with his toys, maybe she should remove her own hoard of junk from under his bed and from his cupboards etc, so the kid has room to keep his own stuff - but ofc babs' tat hoard is the priority, and she would rather ethan's possessions end up in the bin. she even used her son's bed to store the "spare mattress" when they were #gifted a free one, because obvs it went to erin, and erin's old one then had to be dumped somewhere, and with the lack of space in the hobbit house, it obvs made sense to lump it on ethan's bed and make him sleep on two mattresses.
Logic and common sense are in short supply in that household though!I don't understand why top tip isn't Erin's bedroom, Ethan gets Erin's room and his pokey room is used as an office.
And selfishness is in high supply!
Yes!
As if she would sacrifice anything for Ethan
As if she would sacrifice anything for anyone.
Wonder if this was aimed at Babs? Lol
1. She showed that awful tree in her YouTube vlog last week.
2. A Disney Christmas Tree is not traditional Emma! Stop saying its just a "traditional tree"
You wouldn't know the meaning of a traditional Christmas if it hit you on your fat alcoholic nose!
Believe it or not Emma, Christmas is not :
Hot Chocolate Stands
Candy Canes
Mugs
Jumpers
Festive Bakewells
Chocolates
Plastic Stocking fillers
Bragging about presents
Writing lists for your parents at 44
Spending endless money on crap
Rushing to the sales on Boxing day.
It's not like you're an Ex R.E teacher who knows this, is it
2. A Disney Christmas Tree is not traditional Emma! Stop saying its just a "traditional tree"
You wouldn't know the meaning of a traditional Christmas if it hit you on your fat alcoholic nose!
Believe it or not Emma, Christmas is not :
Hot Chocolate Stands
Candy Canes
Mugs
Jumpers
Festive Bakewells
Chocolates
Plastic Stocking fillers
Bragging about presents
Writing lists for your parents at 44
Spending endless money on crap
Rushing to the sales on Boxing day.
It's not like you're an Ex R.E teacher who knows this, is it
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