Brummy Mummy #126 Trod on chip, hand on hip, how to have a dull time on a Disney trip!

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Ah yes bab, let your child run up to Theme Park Worldwide and grab a photo. He hangs around with known paedophiles and you have no idea who he’s with... Though given your kids pics are on porn sites safeguarding has never been high on your list of priorities has it?
 
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Oh god wonder what advent calendar she’s got? We have to endure her opening as soon as she opens her eyes for the next 24 days!!
 
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I can’t wait to see what expensive advent calendar she’s got herself…I mean, what stepladders is going to surprise her with in the morning…….bring on the tears of joy/shooketh feelings/hard week crap
 
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Off topic, but what with her being such a massive Fleetwood Mac fan I'm wondering why she hasn't mentioned the death of Chrissy McVie.

I would have thought that the fact Chrissy grew up in Bearwood and Babs tenuous links would have had her foaming at the mouth .
 
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I can’t wait to see what expensive advent calendar she’s got herself…I mean, what stepladders is going to surprise her with in the morning…….bring on the tears of joy/shooketh feelings/hard week crap
He's probably bought her 24 miniature additions to her village, being the romantic he is.
 
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Off topic, but what with her being such a massive Fleetwood Mac fan I'm wondering why she hasn't mentioned the death of Chrissy McVie.

I would have thought that the fact Chrissy grew up in Bearwood and Babs tenuous links would have had her foaming at the mouth .
Oh gosh, I hadn't heard. Gutted. Love Fleetwood Mac 😥
 
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Wonder how many advent calendars she has treated herself to
I’m sure SLS will have bought her a Yankee candle one just to tell her how amazing she is as a wife/mother/author like when she needed a gift for home schooling
 
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Ooh this is my first bab Christmas, have I been missing out all these years 😄😄
So predictable, she’ll moan about the lack of her favourite in the calendar, she’ll be told by a shop assistant that’s she doing great and she deserves a treat ….. remember the shop assistant who told her to buy the cream eggs and eat them all to herself.

Oh and she’ll be in Lush on Boxing Day .
 
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So glad you buy fruit, not pick fruit or only eat fruit for the day 🤣🤣🤣
definitely a relief! i would hate to think of any confused 🐮🛍 struggling with no energy because their intake each Wednesday is only fruit, while simultaneously exerting themselves picking fruit. 🤣🤣

realistically tho, it's a good job babs clarifies the meaning of fruit day every. single. week, or you'd have babettes attempting to exist solely on fruit one day each week, or getting themselves stuck in trees and tangled in bushes attempting to swipe apples from other people's orchards or blackberries from the roadside, desperately trying to emulate their kween! remember these are people who rely on babs to let them know whether horror films are suitable for their toddlers, and to teach them step-by-step how to use stickers and were disappointed last Christmas, waiting on the edge of their sofa waiting for babs to show them how to shove their tub of hot chocolate on top of a cake stand and add a pot of sprinkles, a few paper straws and adorn each layer with chocolate, but had to giv eup their hot cock stand dream because babs totally screwed them over and forgot to create one. 🙄🙄
 
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Off topic, but what with her being such a massive Fleetwood Mac fan I'm wondering why she hasn't mentioned the death of Chrissy McVie.

I would have thought that the fact Chrissy grew up in Bearwood and Babs tenuous links would have had her foaming at the mouth .
I was surprised this wasn’t mentioned too….she will probably wear her fleetwood Mac tshirt today in tribute cos she’s a Fairweather fan
 
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Here we go with the really exciting boring advent calendar constant and the moaning when she dosent get the chocolate she wants plus it wasn't Cadburys fault last year you got the wrong calendar Babs.
I can't be doing with her I've had some devastating news that my dad is dying and hasn't got long probably days and I don't think I'll have the energy to tolerate her so I may lerk but will take a break for a while and will be back soon ❤
 
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Babs... Stop being a knob. It's a bleeping advent calendar, if you do not like fudge or eclairs or only think wispa are ok(or whichever one you were pointing to) DON'T get that advent calendar, get one that includes things you actually like. Oh silly me, where's the content in that?
 
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No babs, it’s actually gonna be a loooooooong month if you post yourself, a 44 year old woman, opening your own chocolate advent calendar in bed every bloody morning, before 7am has even hit! Get. A. Life.

I can’t believe she’s doing this again. I mean, as always she’s so repetitive and boring that we could have told you in August that she’s going to go on and on about Fudge again, but it’s still unbelievable she thinks this is valid and interesting content 🤦🏼‍♀️ Just get a Dairy Milk advent calendar so all the days are the same chocolate you melt.
 

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