Well Erin might!There's no way they'll stay up late enough to watch a whole film tonight
They don't seem to have their own friends. Pus and Ethan are out, hopefully at the Villa game, how will they cope with a minute's silence and reference to the Queen? Poor Erin getting stuck in with her mother.Thing is she probably thinks she’s the bees knees that’s she’s made another article (I bet she’ll share it!)
Side note: you’re not babs
And so now she’s doing sleepovers and girlie nights? You are not Erin’s MATE FFS!! Surely it would have been nicer to have had Erin have some of her mates over and let them choose a movie and do what they want to do... classic babs reliving her stunted teen years
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If you’re ‘sizing up’ for something to fit you, then isn’t that just your size? You’re not sizing up, you’re just sizing.
If I remember rightly, it was one she had in "Storage" from when they were babies. She did it to keep him in bed in the morning. Don't know why, she is always up first anyway.I'm claiming a Tingo if she does it!!
SHE DID NOT buy him a gro clock, tell me that's a joke...
Ah Birmingham mail the shit rag of Brum. Most of us fucking hate it as much as we do Emma CUNTwayFFS IMAGINE if this was your MOM and you’d just started at a brand new school
Wow, of all the contorted, angled, Ste hanging of the roof pics she has to make her look semi decent (if you squint) I bet she's fuming that THAT is the pic they've used!!! Omg, could she LOOK worse?FFS IMAGINE if this was your MOM and you’d just started at a brand new school
Two questions…..ah yes, a totally unstaged photo which perfectly captures babs' life with Margot, where she was posing in the shower with an gollum-esque facial expression, arms crossed to conceal her floppy tits to ensure the photo wouldn't be removed from SM - staring directly at the camera, despite being totally unaware a photo was being taken, as it was a totally candid moment that steve captured unprompted as he just happened to wander past the open bathroom door with his phone coincidentally on camera mode. margot's poor little eyes!tell us you totally staged a photo and fabricated a backstory while aggressively demanding steve took a photo without telling us you totally staged a photo and fabricated a backstory while aggressively demanding steve took a photo....!
no doubt her next attempt at a badly-rhyming, poorly-written poetry pamphlet will be entitled "will i ever shower alone again?" with a focus on being a "dog mum", rather than a mother of toddlers....
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I'd love to be a fly on the wall and see how uncomfortable Emma is about these things, in the interests of not ever wanting to have an embarrassing conversation where I can't answer or having my kids hide anything we've always answered questions about sex and relationships in an age appropriate way.So toddler Erin despite being 11 isn't allowed to read Harry Potter but (as of last night) was permitted to watch Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging?!
Brilliant film by the way but I digress - I'm giggling at the idea of Emma cannot-say-anything-as-it-is Conway having to explain to Triple Threat what a "nervy B" is or what chicken fillets (do people still call them that?) are... she did not think that one through, it might make her have a wobble. When in actual fact it's a perfect tween (fucking VOM at that word) film.
Didn't she say in a vlog she's broken the toilet seat a couple of times?? I see why!!!Two questions…..
1 what the hell is wrong with her face in this photo?!? It looks bloated, misshaped and more potato like than normal
And
2 how the fuck do she get her girth on that teeny tiny hobbit house toilet??? Surely it just hangs over the side
God when I think of the stuff I used to watch with my parents on the telly in the 70’sSo toddler Erin despite being 11 isn't allowed to read Harry Potter but (as of last night) was permitted to watch Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging?!
Brilliant film by the way but I digress - I'm giggling at the idea of Emma cannot-say-anything-as-it-is Conway having to explain to Triple Threat what a "nervy B" is or what chicken fillets (do people still call them that?) are... she did not think that one through, it might make her have a wobble. When in actual fact it's a perfect tween (fucking VOM at that word) film.
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