another reel that will be rehashed yearly, in the exact same way as that "going to bed on Oct 31st/waking up on Nov 1st" and the infuriation of her announcing that it's suddenly Christmas!
september the 1st does not signify the beginning of halloween. halloween is one single day of the year, not a two month long event, and it falls right at the very
end of october - so why the fuck is babs parading around with her pumpkin pj's, mugs and jugs before her kids have even finished their SUMMER holidays and before the arrival of autumn - which doesn't begin until the end of september. she's absolutely manic! imagine her packing away her tiki tat bar after only using it for a few weeks not based on the weather or the fact it's warm enough to still sit out in the garden, but based on the date on the calendar and her decision that content from september 1st onwards must be autumnal/halloween themed only. and imagine those poor kids haven't to live in the haunted version of the hobbit house for two months - it's hardly surprising that they never have friends visit them at their own house, as they'd undoubtedly be mortified having to pumpkin decor, despite it being summer, and their mother cackling manically and refuse to remove those halloween mickey ears for two solid months.
the other day she was claiming that she knew PSLs were already available, but had to wait til her friend was free to go on their annual PSL date to starbs because "tradition", yet it is no coincidence that her friend just happened to be free on september 1st - the day she's rapidly posting autumnal content! she will have demanded that their starbs trip falls on this day, and probs has had it scheduled in for months! can't wait til later to watch her uncomfortably hot and sweating, wearing thick tights and a jumper, downing a drink she despises purely for content the obligatory caption labelling herself a basic bitch.
and since when does Christmas in the Cuntway household end abruptly on boxing day?! i'm pretty sure her christmas tree and decorations remain in situ beyond December 26th.it was only last year she was complaining in her stories that ethan had told her how many days it was til Christmas before December had even begun - and despite the fact she has a Christmas countdown in her kitchen - rolling her eyes as though he was a nuisance when, given her attitude towards Christmas, the poor boy probably thought she would be delighted at him sharing such information.
i also feel so sorry for the kids trapped in a house with such levels of manic aggression. it's a shame she didn't address any of her real issues - the aggression, the violence, the mania, the narcissism, the drink, the excessive spending, the hoarding etc etc - with her groupon counsellor, despite her privilege, instead of simply paying someone to compliment and validate her and act as her personal hype man.