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the perfect excuse to ensure that she either has an ugly designer handbag within reach, or can grab one of the kids, for every posed photo, to use as a shield to conceal her gunt and the fact her "top tits" are scraping the ground!What is she going to do nothing to hold up her cracking rack
i don't know why she's making a huge deal out of it - we all know she'll be dragging the kids straight to the nearest shop to buy a hoard of new belts. any excuse to go buy unnecessary tat. it's not as though she has the imagination to INVENT her own belt. unless she's packed her dressing gown, in which case she can simply tie the grubby, unwashed belt in a big knot around her waist, to support that "cracking rack". i'm genuinely surprised she hasn't followed her own advice to #addabelt to the toddler jumpsuit she's wearing today.
The UK is in Europe.
Oh no but Triple Threat is "a vibe" remember.
Come on Bab I'm waiting for your swimming cossie post. I'm guessing it'll be something like...
"I'm just a Mum with some wobbly bits. In a cossie. On holiday. Even though I jiggle a bit.
My kids still love ME. Ste still loves ME. Every single tourist at the hotel (to be disclosed at a later date) loves ME.
Everyone in this country loves ME. Love you lots"
"I'm just a Mum with some wobbly bits. In a cossie. On holiday. Even though I jiggle a bit.
My kids still love ME. Ste still loves ME. Every single tourist at the hotel (to be disclosed at a later date) loves ME.
Everyone in this country loves ME. Love you lots"
Come on now Babs surely "Spain" - or wherever the duck it is you're going - has a Halfords or something?? 
all helpfully labelled with her bleeping label maker, to ensure burglars can locate whatever they need within secondsAnd don’t forget the video where she showed exactly where and how all their important documents are stored
if i was a burglar, i'd be pretty understandbly disappointed with the contents of the hobbit house. unless you're a hoarder of tat, mugs and disney memorabilia, there's nothing much to steal. i would definitely swipe her police files tho, just to spite her! unless she's packed them in her handbag to take notes on any suspected holidaying tattlers!
And so the secret location is.....
Lanzagrotti - something looks washed up on that beach and I don’t mean beached whale Babs either...
Wow all inclusive wow so fancy...
I’m sure there is a building site Babs who’ll lend you some scaffolding for yourcracking rack...
Lanzagrotti - something looks washed up on that beach and I don’t mean beached whale Babs either...
Wow all inclusive wow so fancy...
I’m sure there is a building site Babs who’ll lend you some scaffolding for your
Shingle with no one in sight, just up Babs street, they better hurry only another couple of hours til the toddlers need to be in bed !!
I reckon it’s the Sandos papagayo hotel, the beach in front of it is totally meh, but if you walk over the cliffs there are some gorgeous beaches, however we all know babs will never do that!!
Stephen loves a pool…….so duck off I say we are going to the beach…..don’t mess with me I’m in distress cos my belts are at home , and kids it’s straight to bed after the mini disco holiday or no holiday
Didn't think she was going to say where they were going until they left? Or was it just the resort she isn't revealing?
will be the resort but first photo she shares of the room or the pool area, dining area, people will know
Calling Tingo 
on lots of headshots with plenty of sky to avoid leaving clues for the insanely clever women 
on lots of headshots with plenty of sky to avoid leaving clues for the insanely clever women 
Can anyone tell from the reception in Ethans sunglasses where they are I've never been to lanzarote beofre
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I kind of get why she won't tell people the hotel as there are crazy people that would call or email the hotel and complain about her. They do it all the time on other threads so I get her fear of not wanting people to know as some people (not us cow bags) are crazy weird and get a thrill out of causing havoc for people.
The beach looks awful no one is going to be building castles are they lol
The beach looks awful no one is going to be building castles are they lol
Yes I can
Headshots so as to avoid the saggy tits showCalling Tingo
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