Brummy Mummy #115 She's a Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Bat looking for a bit more plastic tat

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AliceInWanderLost

a random man named Dennis likely once left a comment on a YT vlog complimenting her "cracking rack", and she's been clinging to it ever since. she probably has a file on her phone dedicated to storing screenshot of positive comments about her body, left by sleazy guys, which she reads thru each night to boost her confidence, because - other than squealing "you go, girl!", steve quite obvs never compliments the sweaty, grellow mess - thus she relies on the validation of men like Colin to feel worthy.

she's all too happy to take compliments from men, just as long as they are copied/pasted into her YT comments, because if a guy at a train station date comment on her hair, she will feel "threatened" and tell them to fuck off. she didn't ASK or comments on her appearance, thus any man who dares mention it will immediately be blocked - but she's all in favour of comments from seedy guys if they label her droopy rack as "cracking" or drool over her trotters.
 
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Barnabybear

Hmmmm so I have a theory that the GP she's been "seeing" is via webcam appointments through her private health insurance.

In my experience those buggers will diagnose anything if you throw enough money at them.
 
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Nahmate100

Asthma has stopped her running? Bull. Shit. My brother has asthma and has ran the London Marathon. My 4 year old has been given a fucking inhaler Babs. It's quite a common thing to be given when you have respiratory issues. She's so dramatic about EVERYTHING for sympathy and content. Asthma, Erin's neck, Steve's knee... she's an absolute liability.
 
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SingSong

Bab was so ill in Iceland??? Was it because she had to do a lot of walking around instead of laying under her manky blanket on the sofa all day.

Its called being active Bab
 
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Tweacle

She’s been after it for ages. She quizzed a mutual pal about an auto immune condition and I honestly thought that’s what she was going for. She needs to just give herself an overhaul the daft cow !
 
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Allthecakes

SingSong said:
Bab was so ill in Iceland??? Was it because she had to do a lot of walking around instead of laying under her manky blanket on the sofa all day.

Its called being active Bab
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Because the holiday was for Steve's 40th, therefore she had to make it about her
 
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Jellybean79

Even if her ‘asthma’ has stopped her from running, what has stopped her from walking?
 
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Tippingpoint23

SingSong said:
Bab was so ill in Iceland??? Was it because she had to do a lot of walking around instead of laying under her manky blanket on the sofa all day.

Its called being active Bab
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She was ill because the holiday wasn’t going ‘home’ and she had to do things Steve wanted to do, things the boy wanted to do and not things she wanted to do. She’s a self absorbed overweight child.
 
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Frogfrogfrog

See Babs it does matter whether you coat zips up when you are going to cold countries like Iceland!
 
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Puddypants

This was quite a while ago(mid to late 90's)but when I was diagnosed with asthma in my early teens(it was stress induced and touch wood I have grown out of it)my GP advised swimming,as you are weightless in the water and its good cardio,which helps strengthen the lungs,without putting too much pressure on your body.I know of a few other people who were advised the same.There's no reason she cant go swimming,she has enough swimwear!
 
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Jade33

emme1122 said:
Please correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t it the blue one you have daily and the brown one in emergencies?
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For me, the brown (steroid) one is 2 puffs twice daily, blue is 2 puffs as and when needed. My 3yr old is a blue 2 puffs when needed too
 
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Puddypants

Frogfrogfrog said:
I have not heard of advising breathing exercises for asthma?
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To my knowledge breathing exercises are for anxiety,as anxiety and panic attacks cause erratic breathing and hyperventilation,whereas asthma is literally struggling to breathe and you need medication/medical assistance
 
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