"oh, woe is me! it's a tough life being such a body confidence role model, bravely donning my heart-shaped sunglasses and using my platform to raise the topic of weight, encouraging a healthy discussion on the topic while battling fiercely to resist the urge to delete comments which oppose my own opinion and single-handedly fighting against sexist body shaming, despite knowing that it will result in an influx of brutal messages from men, labelling me as fat, ugly and attention-seeking, which will force me to take a day away werking hard filming embarrassing reels where i flaunt my gunt in the name of body confidence, body shame women who are slimmer than me, shamelessly exploit my children and regularly remind the world that i wear size 18 clothing! it's a tough life being a anti-sexism warrior, but i will do anything to ensure the spotlight is on ME and bask in the glow of adoration from my adoring babettes. so feel free to flood my post with comments of adoration and praise, worshipping me as your kween, as am forced to avoid SM, unable to reply o comments or read DMs to protect myself from the threatening backlash from men. instead, I will allow myself a isbgle day of rest, put my tat sunglasses to the side, sit back and pour sugar down my throat, to refuel myself, and ensure i have the energy needed to block accounts and delete nasty comments left specifically by men! i'm proud of be old, and fat, to shun responsibility for my health, and to promote an unhealthy, sedentary beige lifestyle in the name of body confidence! i'm totally happy to destroy my health and humiliate my children for adoration and praise from the babettes, while simultaneously claiming that i am doing it all to protect my daughter from the pressure of society to adhere to the beauty and weight loss ideals thrust upon us, as women!"
tbh, the person I feel sorry for is in this entire
tit show is erin. poor kid. imagine rocking up for your trial day at secondary school, and already being at huge risk of bullying due to your cringe mother whose embarrassing antics are already plastered all over SM for your classmates to see, is featured on the BBC news website with a puffer-fish pout, hypocritical taking a stand against sexism while publicly hating on men in general.