Just when we think you can't get better!!! This is amazing.Babs parody
"Bab-ston" (parody of "Gaston" from beauty and the beast)
It's a double whammy for Emma as she loves Disney an fancies the cartoon character - and student dressed up at DLP - Gaston! Enjoy
Ste
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Bab-ston
Looking like you're in a grump
*Emma smashes Ste's face in just like the movie scene*
Every gal here watches your vlogs Bab-ston
Even when you flash your lumps
There's no Bab in town with a master's like you
Your special subject is a lie
Cowbags are bored not inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why...
Noooooo ones....
Sick as Bab-ston
Smears lipstick like Bab-ston
No one's neck blends into their chins like Bab-ston
For theres no one so obsessed with candy
A sugar filled cinnamon bun
You can ask any Mark, Geoff or Kenny
And they'll tell you who is the Kween of the scum
Nooooo oneeees
Grim like Bab-ston
Self obsessed like Bab-ston
No one swigs a cocktail from a tin like Bab-ston
Emma -
As a narcissistic yes I am influencing!
Cowbags -
All cons and lies that's Bab-ston!
Ste -
No one eats pies like Bab-ston
Yanks up tights like Bab-ston
On her stories no one perves on guys like Bab-ston
Babette's -
For theres no one as randy and horny
Emma -
As you see I'll flash my flab, don't care!
Ste - not a bit of hers scraggly or scrawny
Emma -
Damn right!
And every last inch of me's an 18 so there!
Ste -
No one lays in pits like Bab-ston
Has saggy tits like Bab-ston
On a zoom conference no one has a fit like Bab-ston
Emma -
My chub rub shorts have Ste ejaculating!
Cowbags -
0/10 from Ste to Bab-ston!
Emma -
When I was Bab I ate 4 Easter eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now my gunts grown
I eat 5 Easter eggs
So I'm roughly a size XXX LARGE!
Babette's -
Nooo onneee
Hates fruit like Bab-ston
Has a nose hoot like Bab-ston
Faking asthma, stomping in doc boots like Bab-ston
Emma -
I use Poundland for seasonal decorating!
Ste/cowbags/Babette's
More tat and crap
Bab-ston!
most people live ordinary lives, the propensity for hole behaviour remains inactive due to being surrounded by people telling them to shut the duck up and their life circle being limited to friends, perhaps workmates and the occasional chat with the postmanIt's a shame. I do think there is something else going on with her. Maybe bipolar, maybe bpd. I don't know. I also really struggle to stick to something but I have autism and adhd and it can be hell in my mind at times. So many ideas and I just want to do them all at once, hence I never stick to anything. I'm not defending her, but maybe it isn't just laziness? What do people think?
most people live ordinary lives, the propensity for hole behaviour remains inactive due to being surrounded by people telling them to shut the duck up and their life circle being limited to friends, perhaps workmates and the occasional chat with the postman
then there is blabs, plucked from obscurity she had been ‘teaching’ and then started documenting her life on instagram
Instagram was in its infancy then and she enjoyed popularity, freebies, Ads etc
Of course the effect of all this adoration was to make blabs think she is very special indeed, unused to mass adoration this has gone to her head, the ability to block anyone saying anything even remotely negative has made her view of life even more distorted, she is kween blabs of Brum, every aspect of her fake life is publicised, the childrens lives are exploited also
she has realised she doesnt need to do very much to maintain the status quote, she’s too lazy now to make any effort to change her lifestyle with regards to diet or appearance instead choosing a slovenly/crude approach to maintaining her insta account, trotting out the tired phrase #size18 and ‘add a belt” and buying endless clothes of which perhaps only 2 outfits are ever worn, also there are still some dim companies throwing Ads her way
of course we don’t see the real blabs, that’s hidden away with the occasional crack in the facade whereby her shouty gobshite personality is revealed
so no I don’t think she has bipolar, ADHD, PTSD, asthma or anything else
sometimes people are just bleeping selfish lazy stupid shallow bastards and that’s it
I have adhd and I see some of the traits in her (I'm always reluctant to say it as I don't want to give her more things to diagnose herself with) especially in the way she jumps around from subject to subject when she talks. Her "career" has spiralled since she left teaching, and she definitely doesn't appear to thrive in the unstructured working from home job she's chosen. She'd do herself a massive favour finding a part time job of some sort to give her life structure.It's a shame. I do think there is something else going on with her. Maybe bipolar, maybe bpd. I don't know. I also really struggle to stick to something but I have autism and adhd and it can be hell in my mind at times. So many ideas and I just want to do them all at once, hence I never stick to anything. I'm not defending her, but maybe it isn't just laziness? What do people think?
Me too. I see the same thing which is why I mentioned it. Without structure and plans things go to tit pretty quickly. It takes effort to focus on something. I agree, she would benefit greatly from some structure in her life.I have adhd and I see some of the traits in her (I'm always reluctant to say it as I don't want to give her more things to diagnose herself with) especially in the way she jumps around from subject to subject when she talks. Her "career" has spiralled since she left teaching, and she definitely doesn't appear to thrive in the unstructured working from home job she's chosen. She'd do herself a massive favour finding a part time job of some sort to give her life structure.
Check out the Wiki too. "The boy" is a terrible conundrum/disappointment for being a boy. Emma is baffled/exasperated by him. Erin is the golden child. Coincidentally, Ethan is also the only decent person in that family.Indeed it could be the case. I have noticed that she only mentions Erin generally speaking though, which I find odd. Am I imagining that? Her son seems to be an afterthought, which is bizarre to me since she was going on about sniffing () them the other day and holding them tightly. I don't know what to make of her to be honest and the more I see and think about it, the more something just doesn't add up/seem right. I'm going to have a read throught the threads on the weekend, there are a lot of them. I genuinely thought it was just me, but it doesn't seem to be the case at all.
Because he is a boy? That's literally the only reason?Check out the Wiki too. "The boy" is a terrible conundrum/disappointment for being a boy. Emma is baffled/exasperated by him. Erin is the golden child. Coincidentally, Ethan is also the only decent person in that family.
Was about to post something similar. 8 doughnuts, plus the Maltesers plus goodness knows what else. Those poor kids don't stand a chance8 doughnuts on a train between 4 for a ‘snack’, maybe look into that babs before declaring you have asthma
Its the one big thing I see. But I also think she's lonely and gabbles away to her phone for company, it might just be that basically lone working from home doesn't suit her. Also shes just not as creative and interesting as she thinks she is!! A lot of her content is copied (badly) from others. As others have said, she's failed to move with the times and her content is now very dated.Me too. I see the same thing which is why I mentioned it. Without structure and plans things go to tit pretty quickly. It takes effort to focus on something. I agree, she would benefit greatly from some structure in her life.
Cowbags will correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he was also a far more difficult baby/toddler than his older sister. She generally seems at best uninterested in him, and at worst annoyed with him. Watch her shut him down when he speaks in her vlogs- it's horrible.Because he is a boy? That's literally the only reason?
Its the one big thing I see. But I also think she's lonely and gabbles away to her phone for company, it might just be that basically lone working from home doesn't suit her. Also shes just not as creative and interesting as she thinks she is!! A lot of her content is copied (badly) from others. As others have said, she's failed to move with the times and her content is now very dated.
Cowbags will correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he was also a far more difficult baby/toddler than his older sister. She generally seems at best uninterested in him, and at worst annoyed with him. Watch her shut him down when he speaks in her vlogs- it's horrible.
I wasn't saying everyone who displays these characteristics have something like adhd. I was saying I see some traits in her as I have it too. I am far from anything like her, well, apart from going from one thing to another and not completing everything.Poor lonely blabs
Poor blabs has she got adhd
Poor blabs…… oh hang on
why if people are dicks does it have to mean they have something like adhd What happened to some people just being self obsessed arses because they have people hanging on their every word and saying every purile thing they do is great
and don’t forget this is not some clueless twerp chatting to the general public this person has an agency behind her so I’m not buying the aimless confused, working from home with no structure angle either, she’s lazy, end of
Oh Emma is most certainly a dick first and foremost. I'm certainly not diagnosing her- just recognising a trait or two from my own lived experience, primarily the way she jumps between subjects. It's an observation and in no way conclusive.Poor lonely blabs
Poor blabs has she got adhd
Poor blabs…… oh hang on
why if people are dicks does it have to mean they have something like adhd What happened to some people just being self obsessed arses because they have people hanging on their every word and saying every purile thing they do is great
and don’t forget this is not some clueless twerp chatting to the general public this person has an agency behind her so I’m not buying the aimless confused, working from home with no structure angle either, she’s lazy, end of
And then add the malteasers and all the other treats they'll have gorged in London8 doughnuts on a train between 4 for a ‘snack’, maybe look into that babs before declaring you have asthma