FFS. I wish she would just go. Anywhere and away from Insta tbh.
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She spat that sweet potato out as soon as she filmed it! No way would she eat anything even vaguely healthy.
Ethan is a really sweetie and SO much better on screen than Erin! ( not her fault-ruined by her witch of a mother).
Ethan is a really sweetie and SO much better on screen than Erin! ( not her fault-ruined by her witch of a mother).
Whoa Bab....maybe drink less cocks mid afternoon...noone needs to hear your pass/agg mumblings. Take your own advice and go ....for good
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Babs just go and shut the duck up about it.
"Not much rep of size 18 on here, so I'm super proud"?!!!!! Is she bleeping joking?!! She's OBLIVIOUS to other, far more successful Instawankers who are plus size, isn't she?....Did Babs write this question herself just so she could answer tattlers question on this very subject
...and - she "does a lot of fashion"???
I just adore Rosie Henshaw
Babs is no competition, is she? 
Omg I just DARE Babs to do thatthere's an obvious difference between the usual captions on nanny san's posts, and those written when babs was in florida with limited WiFi, where wet san obvs took control of her own account!
along with the standard selfies and photos of her birthday/christmas/valentines gift hauls - because wet san is equally as self-obsessed as babs - her usual posts tend to focus on babs with constant mentions of her daughter the celeb - photos of her attending brummymummy meet-ups, photos of Emma and posts dedicated to babs, wishing her the best ever birthday/anniversary, which generally hype her up as the best and most beautiful daughter ever, labelling her as "caring, hardworking and inspirational" and bragging about how proud she is of her - obviously adorned with endless tags to ensure that everyone races over to follow the kween. claire is barely ever mentioned.
yet while babs was away, claire was not only mentioned, she was photographed and tagged repeatedly - stories and posts about wet san's birthday meal out with claire, a night out at the theatre with claire and rog etc. i honestly think wet san was pretty miffed that babs fucked off to florida despite it being her birthday, and failed to wish her a happy birthday in her stories - meaning her own "it's my birthday" posts recovery little engagement as the babettes weren't aware they needed to flock over to congratulate the KWEEN mother - and didn't bother to dedicate a special birthday post to her, despite having done so for rog and claire. i think wet san is secretly FUMING - because she seems just as petty as babs - thus took the opportunity to post her own content wit lh no mention of babs as a sly dig, and an indication that claire has moved up the ranks as "favourite daughter". i can just imagine babs attempting to blame the jet leg for overlooking her mother's birthday, and wet san changing her IG password so babs can't post just to spite her!
and just wait - once babs has caught up on tattle, she'll be straight on rog's fake account to follow claire and demanding wet san get on it and follow rog back!
If/when she does, it's concrete proof for us that "Rog's account" is 100% Babs pretending to be her dad (we know it's her, regardless).
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Alright Marc Jacobs. Calm down.βBecause I do a lot of fashionβ
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Good one Emma, you dick
*Stares at Babs in sarcasm*
An 11 year old shouldnβt have social media to have a status on, donβt they all have an age limit of 13?
Sheβs pissed as a fart in that reel .. and passive aggressive much
but she also seems manic, her mental stability is shocking. Iβm not joking she really needs help and not just with her feet
but she also seems manic, her mental stability is shocking. Iβm not joking she really needs help and not just with her feet
bleeping hell her nose looks massive ..View attachment 1223683
Whoa Bab....maybe drink less cocks mid afternoon...noone needs to hear your pass/agg mumblings. Take your own advice and go ....for good
The groupon counsellor needs to have the next few weeks off or sheβs gonna need therapy
It's probably her status on WhatsApp which my 11 year old uses, she said she was allowed WhatsApp when she turned 11
imagine being SO body confident that you define yourself by your clothes size - literally to the point that when you introduce yourself, the first thing you say is "i'm Emma and i'm a size 18" because it's the most interesting thing about you!
"Hi! I'm Emma - but you can call me Em, because it's ME backwards! i'm 44 years old and i'm a size 18!......oh, um, i'm trapped in a loveless marriage with a guy i bullied into proposing, i'm a" great mum" to two toddlers, uh, kids who i exploit for content and a dog, who was bought solely for content. i wear a size 18 in all the clothes i buy. i'm a manipulative, narcissistic bully - i literally out the ME in Emma - with a history of threatening to smash my husband's face in with my size 18 trotters, and a selection of self-diagnosed mental health conditions which i chose specifically because they earn me lots of attention and sympathy which i adore almost as much as i convince myself that my husband loves me. i have a private therapist, who i'm super lucky to be able to afford. i am a body confident role model - so confident in my own skin that i literally define myself by my clothes size - and regularly share tips on how best to conceal your gunt - which only apply to people who are a size 18. i have decided that i am pre-menopausal, suffer with allergies and struggle with occasions where i am overwhelmed by the sheer amount of air in my bedroom, but refuse to address my poor physical health and appalling diet of sugar and beige. i don't care if i develop type 2 diabetes, just as long as i'm a size 18 diabetic! they don't have much represention on SM, so i'll be super proud! i have awful personal hygiene, and i dye my own yellow hair. i want to be a fashion influenza, despite basically living in my pyjamas - always a size 18! i have a spending addiction - i hoard tat and fill my wardrobe with size 18 clothes which i never wear
If I was one of the Es and my slob of a mother ate my Easter egg Iβd be pretty pissed off. I know they have so much and want for nothing but they are their eggs given to them and Emma canβt show restraint enough to not shove them in her gob.
She can't tho, she can fit her fingers in her mouth, but only up to her knuckles!She can ... & she has, on Instagram. That big gob of hers, it's no surprise, really
that's not a fist WhatsApp minimum age is 16 which to me seems quite old but there you goIt's probably her status on WhatsApp which my 11 year old uses, she said she was allowed WhatsApp when she turned 11
She looks like she's trying to push out a massive tit.View attachment 1223399
You can tell Babella Lawson has never peeled veg before...she looks terrified as if the mere touch of a chip in embryonic form could kill her
Have we had the 'eeeek!' post of Louis Theroux being on Celebrity Bake Off yet??? She'll do some innuendo involving choux buns 
"Shoud I just go?"
Yes please, and don't let the door hit you on your #size18 (22/24) arse on the way out.
Yes please, and don't let the door hit you on your #size18 (22/24) arse on the way out.
Saw this on Instagram and it sums up Emmaβs relationship with Ethan 
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Absolutely no way is Emma classy or intelligent enough to talk about choux buns.Have we had the 'eeeek!' post of Louis Theroux being on Celebrity Bake Off yet??? She'll do some innuendo involving choux buns
Soggy bottoms, on the other hand...
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