Brummy Mummy #107 Keep Babs’ name out your (Donald) Ducking mouth

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She just never eats anything healthy! It’s sugar sugar sugar with a side of fried! Now don’t get me wrong, she‘s on holiday so yes, indulge in some sweet treats and cocktails but most people, Emma, do this ALONGSIDE eating healthier stuff like salad and fruits and veggies! It’s not a good idea to majinline sugar the whole 2 weeks you’re away! Mind you her diet back home is shit too so it’s not like this IS just because she’s on holiday- it’s her normal diet just ramped up a bit!!!
 
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I love a fizzy drink too, which is why I neck at least 2 litres a day of fizzy water! Don't have to have it in moderation then, in fact the more you have the better it is! If you fancy something sweet bung a bit of Ribena in it.
Here for the fizzy water too! Love it!
 
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My take on Babs being told she dosent look 44 is Babs probably asked ste "do i look 44" ste not listening to her cos hes busy on grindr replied with "no"
 
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I love a fizzy drink too, which is why I neck at least 2 litres a day of fizzy water! Don't have to have it in moderation then, in fact the more you have the better it is! If you fancy something sweet bung a bit of Ribena in it.
Well this is something I have never even considered. I shall try this!!!
 
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The “you don’t look 44” again is a nod to tattle when someone said that she will get a postcard or her swimsuit is amazing, she again took content from here with the you don’t look 44. What an absolute bellend she is. Her “ content” is shit and she has to come read her haters comments for content. What a fucking saddo!! I honestly hand on heart can not understand her followers, why just why do they spend time watching this car crash?!!!
 
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She "Bought" some tea bags from Birmingham!!!!
No Emma, you BROUGHT tea bags from Birmingham, our you BOUGHT them in Birmingham. How can an ex teacher not know the difference between Bought and Brought
Bought is to buy
Brought is to bring
Hope that helps!!
 
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Can't say I'm on board with fizzy water (it literally makes me gag ), but Babs could really do with giving it a go if she doesn't want to plunge straight into the dreaded water. She does prefer rolling around in it with her baps out, after all.

I often see this online and I have no idea why so many people get it wrong. Are they also speaking that way in person? It's bizarre.
 
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ive just read the wiki. I have many questions but my first one is who thought it was a good idea for her to publish something. What actually is it she published and is it published through an actual publisher? Oh who is Btec Paul too (sorry newbie alert)
 
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The ad thing is simply that they use whoever they can see has a few followers. They couldn’t care a jot about the content as it is just raising awareness of the brand. Saying that I don’t think she will get another states gig for her platform. Americans are quite prudish and won’t like the flashes she is intent on giving everyone. She’s always been like this, but was discussing her with a mutual pal, we both think she’s utterly manic. More than usual.
 
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I thought Disney would be more specific about their chosen partners. There’s another one doing ads at Disney Paris at the moment - Irish lady who loves the royal family. Very clean cut image in comparison.
 
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Absolutely! Ive commented on these threads before about the sales funnel and how it's all about brand exposure, rather than using content made by influencers to specifically advertise the brand/item/holiday.

These days brands are switching off from larger accounts, and giving more freebies to influencers with more of a mid-size following simply because although their following is smaller, it's usually more genuine, rather than thousands of bots and spam accounts making up the numbers on accounts like Babs'.
It's also cheaper for brands to work with mid-size influencers as their fees are considerably less.

So, yes everything she does is for engagement, to prove to these brands that her followers DO engage and that they ARE watching and engaging with her - the questionable content, posts at 2am so she doesn't miss the UK traffic etc, she can't put her phone down because she can't afford to. Her lifestyle and "career" depends on it.
 
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What I don't get - I see the comments here about her husband, but to be honest, he's not a bad looking guy really and he seems to do a lot for the family - what does he see in her? I really truly don't understand why he stays with her. I think she's absolutely awful and he could do so much better...unless she's a totally different person in real life, but then all of her followers ad everything she does is based on a lie.. I doubt she's different!
 
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Babs tribute - inspired by @Good Egg

"She's no lady" - parody of "she's a lady" by Tom Jones

Well she's all you'd NEVER want
She's the kind to flaunt her gunt while out at dinner
She's a big yellow disgrace, sweat all over her face
Ste's got a winner(!)

She's no lady
Oh woah woah
She's no lady
Talkin' about that brummy lady
And she thinks she is so fine

Well she always gets her way, up at 2am each day
With jetlag, what liar oh
Too tight swimsuit in the sea, shows her rack for all to sea
Her contents dire oh

She's no lady
Oh woah woah
She's no lady
Flaunting her rack
That desperate lady
And that lady ain't fine

Listen to me Babby
She's NO lady
Oh woah woah
That's not lady
Yellow and vile
That "little" lady
Oh woah woah
She's no lady
 
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Agreed. Steve isn't an ugly man. He seems to be a caring father. He has a decent career and clearly puts his kids above his own needs unlike a certain someone. I suspect like a lot of men in his situation he is biding his time until he can financially afford to do one. He deserves better and I hope he finds it.
 
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Hello!
Yes, she had a book of ‘poetry’ published, it was available on Amazon, in supermarkets and was spotted in the bargain bin in TK Maxx not long after.
Btec Paul is her manager/agent. He looks about 15.
 
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While I agree Ste is the better of the 2 let’s not forget his threatening behaviour to a poster on here and the fact that he has done nothing to address the fact that his kids pics were on porn sites. He does nothing about Emma’s embarrassing behaviour and allows her to exploit the kids and even he must see the obvious favouritism toward Erin.
He’s no saint and clearly hasn’t the balls to stand up to his horrific bitch of a wife.
 
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Think @Tweacle has met him in social events and doesn't have much good to say about him. I get the impression him and Babs are a good match.
 
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Hello!
Yes, she had a book of ‘poetry’ published, it was available on Amazon, in supermarkets and was spotted in the bargain bin in TK Maxx not long after.
Btec Paul is her manager/agent. He looks about 15.
Also available on Vinted for a quid Oh that makes me chuckle every time I think about it.

When she gets home she's going to be so bored and her content worse than ever. We will get the countdown to bloody DLP, and standard summer 'it's hot' reels spat out on repeat. Then we have the 'slipping through my fingers' content about the final term of primary for golden child. All so utterly predictable.

Think @Tweacle has met him in social events and doesn't have much good to say about him. I get the impression him and Babs are a good match.
Agree @Treacle has low opinion of Ste. Although he'd find a better match on Grinder
 
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"love your avatar!" - oh really babs! is it because you have interpreted it as a tribute to yourself from an adoring babettes, as when you look at it, you see your own reflection staring back at you?!

with that combination of yellow hair, yellow skin, the smudged black around the eyes and the huhe fake smile, i can see why she's confused!

 
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